Reply #37: "God cannot be defeated by a lock and dam system,

[msanthrope]

and if the corn and soybean farmers of Mary...uh,, Illinois elect me and take God and his message of faith into their hearts, there will be no flooding. Except, of course, if He really, really wants to punish the ungodly and tells me to build an ark. Then, I've got to listen to him, and gather all the animals of Mary..uh, Illinois and build the ark, which is symbolic of the ark of the covenant that our Founding Fathers put this great nation on....."

and so on and so on.....