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rawstory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:39 AM
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42. Great LETTER to the editor on this
Hilarious -- a classic! From http://rawstory.com

By William Young
LETTER TO THE EDITOR

I will fight you, Mr. Schwarzenegger. On behalf of Democrats across the country, whom you have called “girlie men,” I will fight you. I offer to take it outside, as it were, Mr. Schwarzenegger, and we will see who the real “girlie man” is.

I have several things going for me, all of which suggest that I am, in fact, far more manly than you, and by that token, you are far more “girlie” than I am. The first is that I have a twenty-something blonde girlfriend. How long has it been since you’ve had a twenty-something blonde girlfriend?

The second is that I am far, far closer to my sexual prime. I imagine that you have long suffered a great deal of penile dysfunction as a result of your years and years of steroid abuse, and that, moreover, your obvious addiction to weightlifting comes from a rather blatant attempt to make up for some sort of inadequacy you long ago perceived in yourself. I am twenty-three years old, Mr. Schwarzenegger, and I rarely go to the gym, because I don’t see myself as so pitifully inadequate. I hold a regular, stable job, and I have a college degree, and I have years to go before I find myself in a situation where I embarrass myself in front of a sexual partner. When was the last time you weren’t able to get it up, Mr. Schwarzenegger? Last week? This afternoon?

http://www.rawstory.com/exclusives/letters/schwarzenegger_girlie_letter_719.htm
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