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Plucketeer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-11 10:29 AM
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62. Speaking of turds and toilet bowls....
It's occurred to me that Newt's mane is the same shade as our toilet brush! I say we save on toilet brushes for the House and just use Newts head and some Tidy Bowl!

Or - or - or.... how's about we arrange for some 6 year old to dress in janitors togs and have him emerge from one of the two bathrooms at Newts next hotel stop? Gotta be a kid with dark complexion. After all, it was NEwt who alluded to poor neighborhoods as the spawing grounds of janitorial careers. Rehearse the kid so's he sounds like one of those subservients of the step-n-fetchit movies of the '30s : "Yassir mistuh Ging-rich. Dat batrooms shinin' like a new silvuh dollah. Purfict fo yo impo'tant, lily white backside!"

Think Newt'd flip the kid a quarter??? I doubt it.
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