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Wed Dec-07-11 09:31 AM
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| 21. I think mini-wieners in a can would more likely hit home for these sick f*&% s |
| -Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas |
cosmicone |
Dec-07-11 08:39 AM |
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What about raw oysters? |
BOHICA12 |
Dec-07-11 08:42 AM |
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Stupid is stupid in any language. /nt |
Drale |
Dec-07-11 09:17 AM |
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I think that cleric has some weird food fetishes if that's what he thinks |
CTyankee |
Dec-07-11 08:44 AM |
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what about corn dogs? |
Enrique |
Dec-07-11 08:45 AM |
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Don't even get near THAT cucumber!!!! |
HopeHoops |
Dec-07-11 08:46 AM |
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Clearly not insane. |
Bosonic |
Dec-07-11 08:46 AM |
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Cucumbers too? |
BootinUp |
Dec-07-11 08:49 AM |
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If the Republicans win this next presidential election |
doc03 |
Dec-07-11 08:50 AM |
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Really? |
leftynyc |
Dec-07-11 09:03 AM |
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Haven't seen the Christine O'Donnell videos against masturbation? They were a hoot. Same thing. |
freshwest |
Dec-07-11 09:43 AM |
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But this is different |
leftynyc |
Dec-07-11 02:57 PM |
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How about.... |
SkyDaddy7 |
Dec-07-11 09:54 AM |
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Laws like this have NEVER been |
leftynyc |
Dec-07-11 02:59 PM |
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They haven't taken over entirely yet. I was being a little sarcastic |
doc03 |
Dec-07-11 09:54 AM |
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We're over 300 million people |
leftynyc |
Dec-07-11 03:01 PM |
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That cleric IS bananas |
lbrtbell |
Dec-07-11 08:51 AM |
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Mary Lou!, Mary Lou!, Put that banana down! You don't know where it's been. |
left on green only |
Dec-07-11 01:33 PM |
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They'll have to pry my carrots |
LiberalEsto |
Dec-07-11 08:54 AM |
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don't forget the zucchinis!!!! |
newspeak |
Dec-07-11 09:55 AM |
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As a joke gift... |
AnneD |
Dec-07-11 02:30 PM |
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I really cannot use here on DU the first word that |
hifiguy |
Dec-07-11 08:55 AM |
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Cucumber and yoghurt is a common "hostess snack" in the ME. |
MADem |
Dec-07-11 08:59 AM |
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Unbelievable! n/t |
MaineDem |
Dec-07-11 09:05 AM |
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Well Corn Dogs would certainly not be welcome either! |
BlueToTheBone |
Dec-07-11 09:09 AM |
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Time for another revolution in Egypt. And hopefully this time......... |
AverageJoe90 |
Dec-07-11 09:12 AM |
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this is an european cleric |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Dec-07-11 10:06 AM |
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Purely insane... |
AsahinaKimi |
Dec-07-11 09:13 AM |
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Next up - men banned from looking at camel's toes |
dipsydoodle |
Dec-07-11 09:19 AM |
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No more tacos for you... |
AnneD |
Dec-07-11 12:51 PM |
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lol |
geardaddy |
Dec-07-11 12:56 PM |
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I'm so unnerved, I went through a whole jar of pickles last night |
HillWilliam |
Dec-07-11 09:23 AM |
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but what if the bananas use reason and speak to the cleric? |
tomm2thumbs |
Dec-07-11 09:25 AM |
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They may already be talking to him.... |
AnneD |
Dec-07-11 12:52 PM |
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I think mini-wieners in a can would more likely hit home for these sick f*&% s |
raging_moderate |
Dec-07-11 09:31 AM |
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What a moron................ |
Swede Atlanta |
Dec-07-11 09:31 AM |
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don't you know the men can have sexual thoughts |
newspeak |
Dec-07-11 10:33 AM |
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Fingers also look like penises. -> Women have to wear mittens all the time. |
DetlefK |
Dec-07-11 09:46 AM |
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So do they get executed if they eat one? |
leftyladyfrommo |
Dec-07-11 09:47 AM |
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What about Bed Head hair product containers? |
captain jack |
Dec-07-11 09:54 AM |
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Only a repressed religious nut would think of something like this |
AllyCat |
Dec-07-11 09:58 AM |
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So how does this not promote homosexuality? |
Felinity |
Dec-07-11 10:05 AM |
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Actually, homosexuality is treated with less severity that premarital sex in some Islamic countries! |
Shoe Horn |
Dec-07-11 01:33 PM |
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any hott women over there that want a better life. I'm single! n/t |
JesterCS |
Dec-07-11 10:05 AM |
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attention seeking. nt |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Dec-07-11 10:06 AM |
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In other words, that cleric has sexual thoughts when he looks at bananas. |
Iggo |
Dec-07-11 10:08 AM |
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That was exactly my thought - repressed fundies tend to do that |
Hugabear |
Dec-07-11 10:19 AM |
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As Freud said:: (sort of) Sometimes a banana is only a banana. |
MarkCharles |
Dec-07-11 10:26 AM |
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So typical of religious extremist men. |
SoapBox |
Dec-07-11 10:29 AM |
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This story is stupid and at best third hand |
pschoeb |
Dec-07-11 10:32 AM |
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Banana prohibition never works. |
montanto |
Dec-07-11 10:35 AM |
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It's a real relief to see that delusional religious wackjobbery isn't exclusive to America. n/t |
TygrBright |
Dec-07-11 10:59 AM |
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No plantain for you! nt |
Lost-in-FL |
Dec-07-11 11:20 AM |
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He sees pee-pees everywhere. |
DCKit |
Dec-07-11 11:26 AM |
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Some wisdom for the cleric. It's not the woman having sexual thoughts... |
geomon666 |
Dec-07-11 11:30 AM |
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You signs |
iamhuman |
Dec-07-11 01:15 PM |
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These are old promotional posters |
geomon666 |
Dec-07-11 02:37 PM |
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Is that only the long cucumbers |
canetoad |
Dec-07-11 11:40 AM |
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The article says he's in Europe. He needs to be porn-bombed. |
saras |
Dec-07-11 12:27 PM |
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OFFS! |
sakabatou |
Dec-07-11 12:46 PM |
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Pathetic! |
Catherine Vincent |
Dec-07-11 12:48 PM |
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what about half rolls of Tums. |
geardaddy |
Dec-07-11 12:50 PM |
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How about corn on the cob? |
benld74 |
Dec-07-11 12:51 PM |
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That fucker is sick |
malaise |
Dec-07-11 12:51 PM |
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Someone clearly has issues, lol |
Matariki |
Dec-07-11 12:54 PM |
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Extremely advance fundamentalism huh - much like the fundamentalist Christians here! |
GreenTea |
Dec-07-11 12:55 PM |
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I will never look at a bananna cream pie in the same light again... |
AnneD |
Dec-07-11 12:55 PM |
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Didn't they do something like this in Catholic schools? |
Matariki |
Dec-07-11 12:57 PM |
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ATTN Stupid Cleric |
Botany |
Dec-07-11 12:58 PM |
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Thanks... |
AnneD |
Dec-07-11 01:00 PM |
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No problem |
Botany |
Dec-07-11 01:04 PM |
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I'm always good for a cheap laugh.... |
AnneD |
Dec-07-11 01:10 PM |
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So, the ban is for fruits & veggies... hot dogs are okay? egg rolls, too? |
NewJeffCT |
Dec-07-11 12:58 PM |
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Kielbasa are ok just... |
AnneD |
Dec-07-11 01:01 PM |
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Your sex life should be no one else's business |
Mosaic |
Dec-07-11 01:01 PM |
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What about cans of hair spray? |
Shoe Horn |
Dec-07-11 01:05 PM |
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This is why we should cover the entire country with porn and dildos. |
originalpckelly |
Dec-07-11 01:05 PM |
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There are *many* reasons we should cover the entire country with porn and dildos. |
Shoe Horn |
Dec-07-11 01:24 PM |
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religion seems often to come weighted |
barbtries |
Dec-07-11 01:05 PM |
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What about hand-held massagers? |
RandySF |
Dec-07-11 01:05 PM |
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Are men and lesbians forbidden from touching melons? |
edbermac |
Dec-07-11 01:09 PM |
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Banana envy? |
guardian |
Dec-07-11 01:10 PM |
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This thread will be locked in... |
AnneD |
Dec-07-11 01:12 PM |
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"Liberal US Website Bans Discussion of Banana Envy" |
Shoe Horn |
Dec-07-11 01:25 PM |
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Welcome to DU. |
woo me with science |
Dec-07-11 02:32 PM |
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Okay, this story made me laugh for the first time today. |
riderinthestorm |
Dec-07-11 01:14 PM |
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Unfuckingbelievable....nt |
Enthusiast |
Dec-07-11 01:14 PM |
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We grew zucchini a few years back and only harvested them as needed. |
Bozita |
Dec-07-11 01:15 PM |
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Just when I thought that the world couldn't get any crazier!!! |
Beacool |
Dec-07-11 01:16 PM |
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but men can still look at canteloupes and melons. Typical sexist. |
provis99 |
Dec-07-11 01:21 PM |
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Well, how about these then? |
Ter |
Dec-07-11 02:50 PM |
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Locking |
struggle4progress |
Dec-07-11 03:02 PM |
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