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mbperrin

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Sun Aug-03-03 12:47 PM
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9. Yeah, thousands of missiles, thousands of tons of chemicals..

hell, they just converted them to paper format; put 'em in the old Whizbang Instantaneous Converter Machine and covert from .doc to .fiendishWMDs, and voila! 45 minutes to launch, JUST LIKE THEY SAID!

Uh, so why the fuck didn't they use them? Downtime for machine maintenance, my friend, loading up the latest Microsoft patches, so thank Bill Gates for saving the world! Reliable software and we'd all be dead, right?

I WANT MY FUCKING THOUSANDS OF MISSILES AND THOUSANDS OF TONS OF FUCKING CHEMICALS AND NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!!!!

If this works, can I write a letter describing the millions I have in banks and then run out and spend them? Please?

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