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JonQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-26-09 11:57 AM
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96. I think it's more subtle than that
the authorities have been slowly injecting him with a CIA developed toxin known to produce signs of depression (made by the same guys who invented AIDS). At a key moment they hit him with their satellite based cancer ray knowing this would exacerbate his depression and convince him he didn't have much time left.

Alos, many years ago they impregnated his wife so he would have the incentive to make his own suicide look like a murder for his "childs" benefit (actually the son was created from sperm extracted from the alien corpses found at roswell in the 50s and is part of a larger experiment to produce alien/human hybrids that may survive the coming war with the aliens, but I digress).

After that all they had to do was manipulate the television nationally to put up shows that suggest at insurance fraud at times when they knew he'd be watching and the job was basically done. Just have an intern slip by after the job was done and scrawl "fed" on his corpse and the plan was finished.

All this was done of course to . . . um . . . slightly boost TV ratings for a week.

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