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Wed Jul-08-09 08:06 AM
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| 4. A spoksman said there were bite marks all over his body. Detectives are looking into foul play. |
| -Oscar Mayer dies at 95 |
Blue_Tires |
Jul-08-09 07:59 AM |
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Will his coffin be shaped like a bun? nt |
LiberalEsto |
Jul-08-09 08:00 AM |
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LOL |
Auggie |
Jul-08-09 08:05 AM |
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This will be his hearse: |
Buzz Clik |
Jul-08-09 08:47 AM |
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I knew the guy that was a partner in the ad agency that rolled that out. Gosh I'm old. n/t |
kickysnana |
Jul-08-09 09:18 AM |
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I remember that coming thru my neighborhood as a kid |
BuddhaGirl |
Jul-08-09 09:52 AM |
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there's also a 'cocktail' version |
dysfunctional press |
Jul-08-09 11:43 AM |
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lol! That's pretty cute. |
Buzz Clik |
Jul-08-09 01:08 PM |
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i've seen both versions tooling around the glenview/northbrook area at times... |
dysfunctional press |
Jul-08-09 02:26 PM |
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too soon, too soon... |
AngryAmish |
Jul-08-09 08:00 AM |
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A spoksman said there were bite marks all over his body. Detectives are looking into foul play. |
BlueJazz |
Jul-08-09 08:06 AM |
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ROFL |
Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel |
Jul-08-09 09:32 AM |
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Because, on some level, it's completely obscene. n/t |
DCKit |
Jul-08-09 07:44 PM |
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And grilling the usual suspects n/t |
InkAddict |
Jul-08-09 09:32 AM |
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One of the Chik-Fil-A cows was taken in for questioning. |
Donnachaidh |
Jul-08-09 11:59 AM |
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the look on its face is incredibly disturbing... |
Blue_Tires |
Jul-08-09 02:20 PM |
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The hearse waiting outside the church |
tularetom |
Jul-08-09 08:21 AM |
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for years when i was in high school there was one of those parked |
Blue_Tires |
Jul-08-09 11:09 AM |
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I won't even make a crack about what 'preservatives' they'll use.... n/t |
woodsprite |
Jul-08-09 08:25 AM |
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Never again will someone wish to be the Oscar Mayer weiner. |
predfan |
Jul-08-09 08:28 AM |
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see, told you so |
guitar man |
Jul-08-09 08:28 AM |
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The tobacco company execs are not smokers |
Kolesar |
Jul-08-09 08:47 AM |
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The guy who invented Ramen recently died |
TlalocW |
Jul-08-09 08:54 AM |
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I love ramen. |
proteus_lives |
Jul-08-09 01:43 PM |
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The responses in this thread are embarasing |
Egnever |
Jul-08-09 12:15 PM |
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I relished his life.... |
AngryOldDem |
Jul-08-09 08:30 AM |
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Survived by his dog Chili |
rurallib |
Jul-08-09 08:40 AM |
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Yay for weenies! |
Dappleganger |
Jul-08-09 11:09 AM |
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Music for his service? |
Botany |
Jul-08-09 08:47 AM |
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Oscar Mayer is the first and last name in B-O-L-O-G-N-A. |
Buzz Clik |
Jul-08-09 08:49 AM |
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I hear his funeral will be attended by fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks... |
Curtland1015 |
Jul-08-09 08:49 AM |
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The Armour company will feel betrayed. |
Buzz Clik |
Jul-08-09 08:50 AM |
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That's what they get for making fun of the fat sissies that eat their hot dogs. |
Curtland1015 |
Jul-08-09 08:52 AM |
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Interesting point -- Armour's campaign was designed to reach out to a diverse clientele. Instead,... |
Buzz Clik |
Jul-08-09 08:59 AM |
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Now THAT was cute! |
Fridays Child |
Jul-08-09 01:12 PM |
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Duzy material, very nice |
uppityperson |
Jul-08-09 02:01 PM |
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baloney |
YDogg |
Jul-08-09 08:51 AM |
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Hey! |
Joanie Baloney |
Jul-08-09 12:17 PM |
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Tonight I'll mourn his passing with a cocktail |
Auggie |
Jul-08-09 08:51 AM |
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no one was able to beat Oscar's meat.... |
Blue_Tires |
Jul-08-09 02:25 PM |
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Did you have to? |
sellitman |
Jul-08-09 02:36 PM |
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You know, I allways thought the first name in Bologna was "Velzna". |
YOY |
Jul-08-09 09:01 AM |
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There will soon be |
bmbmd |
Jul-08-09 09:10 AM |
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Filed under my baloney HAD a first name, |
Historic NY |
Jul-08-09 09:14 AM |
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"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener..." |
edbermac |
Jul-08-09 09:20 AM |
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he was all dehydrated and shriveled |
Algorem |
Jul-08-09 09:48 AM |
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Thank goodness he didn't split |
Auggie |
Jul-08-09 11:18 AM |
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the doctor wanted to try boiling him but the family told him don't be a hot dog |
Algorem |
Jul-08-09 01:06 PM |
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Today, we are all wieners. nt |
Javaman |
Jul-08-09 09:52 AM |
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I wonder if his wish comes true? |
meegbear |
Jul-08-09 10:25 AM |
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What really boils me is that |
POAS |
Jul-08-09 04:05 PM |
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His body will be held in state in the lobby of Oscar Mayer, Inc in one of these: |
Buzz Clik |
Jul-08-09 10:57 AM |
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You mean he's going to roll over and over and over again in perpetuity? |
Buns_of_Fire |
Jul-08-09 05:21 PM |
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Does the name "Mayer" have some peculiar use in Germany? |
sofa king |
Jul-08-09 11:09 AM |
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Goering's remark has a bit of ambiguity to it, depending on Meier being a first or last name. |
JVS |
Jul-08-09 01:09 PM |
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How many years would one of his wieners last before spoiling? |
Deja Q |
Jul-08-09 11:19 AM |
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B-O-L-O-G-N-A n/t |
cosmicone |
Jul-08-09 11:32 AM |
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OH you twisted |
Froward69 |
Jul-08-09 11:43 AM |
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Anybody else get this ad at the top of the page? |
DemReadingDU |
Jul-08-09 12:03 PM |
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yep! |
POAS |
Jul-08-09 04:01 PM |
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Some of the Mayer family belonged to our church |
RaRa |
Jul-08-09 12:09 PM |
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He changed so many lives and broke so many barriers. I am deeply moved |
RufusTFirefly |
Jul-08-09 12:12 PM |
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RIP Mr. Mayer. |
Vidar |
Jul-08-09 01:16 PM |
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I think it would sulfites to say that his death leaves a chunk of gristle in America's heart |
Algorem |
Jul-08-09 01:38 PM |
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I didn't know he was a real person either! |
IndianaGreen |
Jul-08-09 02:49 PM |
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RIP, Mr. Mayer |
Sultana |
Jul-08-09 06:27 PM |
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Oscar Mayer dead at 95 |
liberal N proud |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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Sad. |
pleah |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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he lived a long life - guess hot dogs aren't that bad for you afterall |
tomm2thumbs |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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doubt he ate them since he lived to be 95 eom |
cutlassmama |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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OM hot dogs are from Upton Sinclair's nightmares... |
Dennis Donovan |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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Rest in Peace, Mr Meyer. As much as I LOVED the Weinermobile... |
Dennis Donovan |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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I have had the thrill of seeing the wienermobile a few times. |
redwitch |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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Just don't steal the license plate: |
Dennis Donovan |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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R.I.P. O-S-C-A-R |
BobTheSubgenius |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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And, that's no baloney. |
rateyes |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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The weiners are at half-mast today at Oscar Mayer Headquarters |
htuttle |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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here comes the spam |
ohio2007 |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
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I'm picturing a hotdog bun-shaped coffin. |
Arugula Latte |
Jul-08-09 08:00 PM |
#76 |
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