Reply #21: I few years back I had the pleasure of being w/ the Ohio State Baseball ....

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... coach and some friends after they had won the Big Ten at a small
bar .... some of the players invited the coach and some of the assistant
coaches to a party for the team by campus. The coach thanked the team
captians who invited him but said that he would put a crimp in their party
so he declined .... but as the players were leaving he called them back
and said, "Two things 1) I don't want to read about any party in the paper
or see about it on t.v. 2) No cops better have to visit your party .... do you
understand? No COPS! ..... and I know people on the Columbus Police force.
He then told the team captains to have a good time and tell the guys that
pratice for the next day was off.

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