aquart
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Fri Jun-08-07 01:53 PM
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Just because you can go home, doesn't mean you're fit for a damn thing for a month.
Been fooled by that once. Never again.
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| -US VP Cheney to have heart defibrillator replaced |
sabra |
Jun-08-07 11:53 AM |
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Complications, PLEASE!!!!!!!! |
MNDemNY |
Jun-08-07 11:54 AM |
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I looked, and the mortality rate is bare 3 percent. Pfui. |
aquart |
Jun-08-07 01:50 PM |
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That guy is an infection. |
MGKrebs |
Jun-08-07 02:32 PM |
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Why Does He Need a New Battery? Defibrillator Working Overtime? |
Demeter |
Jun-08-07 04:40 PM |
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Gee, I sure hope nothing goes wrong. |
soothsayer |
Jun-08-07 11:54 AM |
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They might as... |
Kikosexy2 |
Jun-08-07 02:28 PM |
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Maybe they can replace it with 9-volt battery. |
MNDemNY |
Jun-08-07 11:55 AM |
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Preferably one made in China. nt |
Hand |
Jun-08-07 01:48 PM |
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^ Post of the day!! LOL!!!!! n/t |
silverojo |
Jun-08-07 04:11 PM |
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Thank ya, thank ya very much... |
Hand |
Jun-09-07 11:46 AM |
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I'm praying the |
medicis |
Jun-08-07 11:55 AM |
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what is he doing today? |
maddezmom |
Jun-08-07 11:55 AM |
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"At a time most convenient for Cheney" - Hmmm, would that be just as the |
woodsprite |
Jun-08-07 11:55 AM |
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Sorry Dick, all out of heart defibrillator's until December |
whistle |
Jun-08-07 11:56 AM |
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amazing he's lasted this long |
themartyred |
Jun-08-07 01:52 PM |
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Cheney gets fresh virgin blood every night after the sun sets |
whistle |
Jun-08-07 04:08 PM |
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and you think you know everything! lol n/t |
themartyred |
Jun-09-07 06:20 PM |
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I hope he has it replaced sooner, rather than later |
Horse with no Name |
Jun-08-07 11:57 AM |
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VP Rudy, pardons for Dick & friends |
TOJ |
Jun-08-07 11:57 AM |
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Doctors are only human |
Solly Mack |
Jun-08-07 11:57 AM |
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Isn't a heart defibrillator useless in Cheney's case? I thought you need a heart for that to work. |
tandot |
Jun-08-07 11:58 AM |
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Bingo! |
Fridays Child |
Jun-08-07 12:09 PM |
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LOL! |
bambino |
Jun-08-07 01:49 PM |
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Vampires don't require oxigen, only daily victims. |
jazzjunkysue |
Jun-09-07 10:47 AM |
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darth cheney gets HIS tune-up on time-as troops/Iraqi's are killed |
katty |
Jun-08-07 12:07 PM |
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"elective replacement of the device is indicated" Hahaha If you have to do it |
thereismore |
Jun-08-07 12:10 PM |
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Breaking News! Dick Cheney has a heart! |
Sentinel Chicken |
Jun-08-07 12:11 PM |
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He does? |
barb162 |
Jun-08-07 01:07 PM |
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Who knew? |
Sentinel Chicken |
Jun-08-07 01:21 PM |
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Hoping |
Magleetis |
Jun-08-07 12:11 PM |
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what heart?????????????? eom |
flyarm |
Jun-08-07 12:13 PM |
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I'm sorry to hear this latest news. |
Connie_Corleone |
Jun-08-07 12:13 PM |
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It can be done as an outpatient. |
AlinPA |
Jun-08-07 12:16 PM |
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That's so deceptive. |
aquart |
Jun-08-07 01:53 PM |
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uh -oh - |
mzteris |
Jun-08-07 12:26 PM |
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Cheney gets replacement parts while many others (like me) |
partylessinOhio |
Jun-08-07 12:29 PM |
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I wish I could K&R your post |
silverojo |
Jun-08-07 04:22 PM |
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As part of the Friday dump |
PATRICK |
Jun-08-07 12:30 PM |
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(kestrel praying for the Karma Fairy to intervene.......) |
kestrel91316 |
Jun-08-07 12:38 PM |
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Will he sign over temporary power to Bush? |
RL3AO |
Jun-08-07 12:59 PM |
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rolf rofl rofl rofl...hahahhahaha |
superconnected |
Jun-08-07 04:03 PM |
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Cheney orders new shotgun. |
shain from kane |
Jun-08-07 01:05 PM |
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Replace it with a stake! |
Dr.Phool |
Jun-08-07 01:07 PM |
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or Lynne's vibrator... |
Mend |
Jun-08-07 01:29 PM |
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Which I hear... |
liam_laddie |
Jun-08-07 01:49 PM |
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This morning as I walked from the Foggy Bottom Metro station |
LibertyLover |
Jun-08-07 01:16 PM |
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The dick's days are numbered. |
Massachusetts |
Jun-08-07 01:29 PM |
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No! Don't do it! It's too dangerous!! |
Kablooie |
Jun-08-07 01:51 PM |
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He has a heart? |
ryanmuegge |
Jun-08-07 02:30 PM |
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Prediction: Cheney retires due to health |
cmd |
Jun-08-07 02:59 PM |
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Or Jeb Bush... n/t |
krispos42 |
Jun-08-07 03:08 PM |
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Don't put the battery in backwards! |
krispos42 |
Jun-08-07 03:07 PM |
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Proof he does indeed have a heart. It is a soul he is lacking. |
kikiek |
Jun-08-07 03:25 PM |
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Perfect Timing!!!! |
eringer |
Jun-08-07 03:57 PM |
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Hope he dies. |
superconnected |
Jun-08-07 04:01 PM |
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Does anyone really believe Dick Cheney has a HEART? |
IanDB1 |
Jun-08-07 04:37 PM |
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OK god, (if you are real) this is your chance!! |
dkofos |
Jun-08-07 05:02 PM |
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maybe toss in a clove or two of garlic... |
Az_lefty |
Jun-08-07 05:15 PM |
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Who knew that chunk of ice could hook up to a defibrillator? nt |
Hekate |
Jun-08-07 05:51 PM |
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Get well soon, Mr. Vice President. |
billyoc |
Jun-08-07 09:29 PM |
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I hope and pray he dies and joins Jerry Falwell in eternal damnation |
IndianaGreen |
Jun-08-07 09:36 PM |
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My prediction: He's going to "die" on the table... |
Viva_La_Revolution |
Jun-08-07 10:20 PM |
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The truth is that Chandra's heart is rejecting Dick's body! |
Joe Bacon |
Jun-09-07 12:12 AM |
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Looks like the Vader 2008 Model has been released for testing. |
jazzjunkysue |
Jun-09-07 10:50 AM |
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Perhaps Lynne Cheney will have to quit using Dick's |
0007 |
Jun-10-07 08:01 AM |
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I sure hope they wire the leads correctly |
Buns_of_Fire |
Jun-10-07 08:06 AM |
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