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Thu Mar-30-06 04:17 PM
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| 80. hey! stop bunching up the fundies' undies! |
| -Image of Jesus' crucifixion may be wrong, says study |
deadparrot |
Mar-29-06 08:59 PM |
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This story reminds me of the old Bill Hicks joke |
DoYouEverWonder |
Mar-29-06 09:01 PM |
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That's not even a joke |
jbnow |
Mar-30-06 07:23 AM |
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The nails would have simply ripped through his hands |
Warpy |
Mar-29-06 09:01 PM |
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Conventional thinking now is that |
Gman |
Mar-29-06 09:03 PM |
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This is what causes denominations to split |
IanDB1 |
Mar-29-06 09:06 PM |
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GOURD WORSHIPPER! |
Atman |
Mar-29-06 09:17 PM |
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Behold His SHOE! |
Ready4Change |
Mar-29-06 09:47 PM |
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BEHOLD!!!! |
Malikshah |
Mar-29-06 10:49 PM |
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Splitters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Malikshah |
Mar-29-06 10:49 PM |
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People called Romanes they go the house? |
GregW |
Mar-29-06 10:59 PM |
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Judean People's Front or People's Front of Judea? |
bunkerbuster1 |
Mar-30-06 12:32 PM |
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Just call me Loretta. |
Malikshah |
Mar-30-06 12:48 PM |
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That's the depiction in a lot of artwork. |
Inland |
Mar-29-06 09:09 PM |
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They'd have had to have used big staples |
Warpy |
Mar-29-06 09:17 PM |
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I conventional thinking taking Thomas into account? |
Zen Democrat |
Mar-29-06 09:18 PM |
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I doubt that. |
RUMMYisFROSTED |
Mar-29-06 09:28 PM |
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Sometimes the humor is lost entirely. |
TankLV |
Apr-01-06 01:26 AM |
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You don't need to worry about Thomas |
OKIsItJustMe |
Mar-30-06 08:10 AM |
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As if the "bible" is proof of anything. |
TankLV |
Apr-01-06 01:27 AM |
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Name removed |
Mar-29-06 11:48 PM |
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Modern secular scholarship has no problem with the existence of Jesus. |
megatherium |
Mar-30-06 07:12 AM |
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And I pity you. |
Ex Lion Tamer |
Mar-30-06 07:24 AM |
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maybe among teenagers...and uneducated fools... |
hexola |
Mar-30-06 07:32 AM |
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"Jesus was teaching some pretty cool stuff..." |
raccoon |
Mar-30-06 08:49 AM |
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"Seems a fact" |
Ben Ceremos |
Mar-30-06 11:12 AM |
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400CE?? |
mycritters2 |
Mar-30-06 05:12 PM |
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Matthew isn't a person. |
Ben Ceremos |
Mar-30-06 09:33 PM |
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Say what? |
Dyedinthewoolliberal |
Mar-30-06 09:59 AM |
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Try the works of |
Ben Ceremos |
Mar-30-06 11:17 AM |
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You're kidding me, right? |
Dyedinthewoolliberal |
Mar-30-06 01:53 PM |
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Guess again. |
Ben Ceremos |
Mar-30-06 09:36 PM |
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You believe in "mythic beings" but Jesus is too much of a stretch? |
Bridget Burke |
Mar-30-06 05:37 PM |
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old Napo is right, religion remain an incredibly effective tool of control |
katty |
Mar-30-06 03:54 PM |
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I've always heard nails thru the wrist with ropes to support |
Wickerman |
Mar-29-06 09:04 PM |
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Careful. People get excommunicated for saying those things. n/t |
IanDB1 |
Mar-29-06 09:04 PM |
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I stomped off in sheer disgust at the age of 10 |
Warpy |
Mar-29-06 09:16 PM |
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y'mean they've been worshipping the wrong guy |
C_U_L8R |
Mar-29-06 09:03 PM |
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Next they'll tell me the Virgin Birth never happened |
alarcojon |
Mar-29-06 09:11 PM |
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"The onlyl messiah who can use his hands as whistles." - Sam Kennison |
corporatemedia |
Mar-29-06 09:13 PM |
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Hmmm...this will only fuel the bullsh*t "War on Xtianity" 2006 vote. |
NoodleyAppendage |
Mar-29-06 09:14 PM |
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Naw, this kind of story crops up every year around Easter. |
Love Bug |
Mar-30-06 09:52 AM |
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Spending more time analyzing his death than his message of peace and ... |
bleedingheart |
Mar-29-06 09:18 PM |
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Okay |
TlalocW |
Mar-29-06 09:36 PM |
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So Jesus Christ on a pogo stick has gained in relative likelyhood? |
Thor_MN |
Mar-29-06 09:55 PM |
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HAHAHAHA |
Catch22Dem |
Mar-29-06 10:25 PM |
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"Could you put your feet together? We only got the one nail left" |
Bob3 |
Mar-29-06 09:59 PM |
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Hadn't heard that one |
edwardlindy |
Mar-30-06 05:34 AM |
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this can only mean one thing |
SlavesandBulldozers |
Mar-29-06 10:07 PM |
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This is equivalent to |
DavidD |
Mar-29-06 10:08 PM |
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Please let's not give credence to any blasphemies of the |
Ouabache |
Mar-29-06 11:42 PM |
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Linguini? Fettucine? |
DavidD |
Mar-30-06 12:29 AM |
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And then there is this, from the Onion: |
buddysmellgood |
Mar-29-06 10:41 PM |
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And there's THIS, on the issue of Triclavianism: |
kath |
Mar-29-06 11:33 PM |
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This is nothing new--I read about this twenty years ago. |
QC |
Mar-29-06 10:42 PM |
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It's the Brits having a larf, stirring up shit |
SheWhoMustBeObeyed |
Mar-29-06 11:30 PM |
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If I understand my history |
BenDavid |
Mar-30-06 12:21 AM |
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This also assumes that Jesus died from the crucifixion. |
Roland99 |
Mar-30-06 12:42 AM |
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And it assumes there was only one Jesus |
Swamp Rat |
Mar-30-06 03:28 AM |
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True |
CJCRANE |
Mar-30-06 06:02 AM |
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You mean Nazareth had Mexican immigrants back then? |
Bridget Burke |
Mar-30-06 05:13 PM |
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Quisiera saber también |
Swamp Rat |
Mar-30-06 06:19 PM |
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There sure are a lot of dudes named "Jesus" in MY neighborhood |
TankLV |
Apr-01-06 01:34 AM |
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and that his twin, Thomas, was not a stunt double |
kineneb |
Mar-30-06 11:45 AM |
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Regurgitating the lies. |
stopbush |
Mar-30-06 12:48 AM |
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The Gospel of Mark was written relatively soon after the death of |
LostinVA |
Mar-30-06 06:03 AM |
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They also used to hang them upside-down, didn't they? |
Tyrone Slothrop |
Mar-30-06 02:11 PM |
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Tradition says that Peter was crucified upside down |
hedgehog |
Mar-30-06 02:22 PM |
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Modern secular scholarship places the writing of the Gospels |
megatherium |
Mar-30-06 06:54 AM |
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Right. Mark was supposedly written around 70AD. |
stopbush |
Mar-30-06 10:49 AM |
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May I please elaborate. |
megatherium |
Mar-30-06 04:13 PM |
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Lots more elaboration here: |
stopbush |
Mar-31-06 04:00 PM |
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Gee, d'ya think?? I mean.. It's only been ...like ages ago |
SoCalDem |
Mar-30-06 12:52 AM |
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"CSI:Jerusalem" may me laugh! Don't give them any ideas for |
LostinVA |
Mar-30-06 06:05 AM |
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Are you prepared |
Caretha |
Mar-30-06 06:34 AM |
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Well duh, it's not like he was really a blond hair/blue eyed white dude. |
BR_Parkway |
Mar-30-06 06:48 AM |
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In art, Jesus was painted all different ways |
Yupster |
Mar-31-06 11:41 PM |
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We're gay, that's all that matters - they ALL want to kill us! |
TankLV |
Apr-01-06 01:38 AM |
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Well now I know all of France is going to Hell!!! |
Bassic |
Mar-30-06 06:52 AM |
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Not to mention, but how many times has it been re-written now |
Wise Doubter |
Mar-30-06 07:58 AM |
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That's right. |
Bassic |
Mar-30-06 08:51 AM |
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Does it REALLY mater HOW ? |
Wise Doubter |
Mar-30-06 07:53 AM |
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"this image has never been substantiated in fact" |
bee |
Mar-30-06 09:33 AM |
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I'm not sure this is really news. |
CBHagman |
Mar-30-06 12:22 PM |
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Agree CBHagman |
Yupster |
Mar-31-06 11:43 PM |
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This is like arguing whether red or white wine was served |
hedgehog |
Mar-30-06 12:24 PM |
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What crack me up about Jesus story is the photo's in the church. |
Rainscents |
Mar-30-06 12:37 PM |
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A lot of recent artwork has tried to correct that |
hedgehog |
Mar-30-06 12:55 PM |
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You've seen photos of Jesus? |
Bridget Burke |
Mar-31-06 09:02 AM |
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Who gives a flying f..K? Religion is full of myths. People believe what |
Mountainman |
Mar-30-06 01:59 PM |
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Well, that'll get the fundies' undies in a hugh bunch... |
karlrschneider |
Mar-30-06 02:25 PM |
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Can their cast-iron undies even GET in a bunch? |
darkism |
Mar-30-06 02:50 PM |
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Why would it? |
hedgehog |
Mar-30-06 03:02 PM |
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So let's say the crucifixion took place on an "X"- or "Y"- shaped cross... |
0rganism |
Mar-30-06 03:14 PM |
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Well, Rev. Moon wants do to away with the Cross image, so |
WinkyDink |
Mar-30-06 03:29 PM |
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hey! stop bunching up the fundies' undies! |
truthisfreedom |
Mar-30-06 04:17 PM |
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You can't teach a fundie new information. They already "know" that |
VegasWolf |
Mar-30-06 06:22 PM |
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"Sometimes he was nailed to the cross by his genitals..." |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Mar-30-06 06:28 PM |
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This isn't actually that important. |
Zynx |
Mar-31-06 09:04 AM |
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Nails went between radius & ulna... |
Emendator |
Mar-31-06 09:03 PM |
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Mary - get me my pumps - these spikes are killing me! |
TankLV |
Apr-01-06 01:24 AM |
#95 |
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