Reply #41: Doesn't it occur to them to say "They're really good friends" to kids?

[Hekate]

Ye gods, some people have such dirty minds and such limited (or maybe overactive) imaginations that they can't just tell their little ones that same-sex couples are "dear friends" -- which is entirely enough information for 4-year-olds. But no, they see porn in everything.

For a hilarious send-up of how to over-interpret a children's classic, look up "The Pooh Perplex." It actually has a chapter on the twisted sexual meanings behind those so-called innocent inter-species friendships.

Hekate