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chopper Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-03 01:49 PM
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10. ah, Hutz...
the most brilliant litigator in the history of American jurisprudence.

Hutz: All right gentleman. I will take your case. But I will require a thousand dollar retainer.
Bart: A thousand dollars. But your ad says "no money down".
Hutz: Oh, they got this all screwed up.
Bart: So you don't work on a contingency basis?
Hutz: "No, money down". Oops, I shouldn't have the Bar Association logo here either.
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  -Lawsuit filed against Sony, Wal-Mart over game (GTA) linked to shootings Wonk  Oct-22-03 01:28 PM   #0 
  - Geee...  mainegreen   Oct-22-03 01:31 PM   #1 
  - Wal-Mart wouldn't be sued if the family of the shooter had some money.  morstyranni   Oct-22-03 01:35 PM   #3 
  - Interesting argument  kanrok   Oct-22-03 01:49 PM   #11 
     - here's my cogent argument:  morstyranni   Oct-22-03 02:41 PM   #15 
        - and compassionate, what a combo  kanrok   Oct-22-03 04:11 PM   #20 
  - yeah, but you forget...  chopper   Oct-22-03 01:39 PM   #5 
     - It's fair game until people start losing their jobs  morstyranni   Oct-22-03 01:45 PM   #8 
        - ah, Hutz...  chopper   Oct-22-03 01:49 PM   #10 
  - Another stupid lawsuit...  snooper2   Oct-22-03 01:35 PM   #2 
  - yeah, and I always dreamed about  UpInArms   Oct-22-03 01:39 PM   #6 
  - So Iraqis should sue Microprose for making Falcon 4?  DS1   Oct-22-03 01:37 PM   #4 
  - Not Much Left Of MPS To Sue Is There?  jayfish   Oct-22-03 04:22 PM   #22 
  - thought wally-world didn't sell violent video games  pstokely   Oct-22-03 01:45 PM   #7 
  - Wally World and friends are a bunch of hypocritical assclowns.  Chovexani   Oct-22-03 02:06 PM   #12 
  - Guns don't kill people, video games do. Riiiight.  Chovexani   Oct-22-03 01:45 PM   #9 
  - Not to mention...  KuroKensaki   Oct-22-03 02:27 PM   #14 
  - gotta love penny arcade  Chef_Ramen_Noodle   Oct-22-03 02:59 PM   #17 
  - money grubbing pricks  DrWeird   Oct-22-03 02:10 PM   #13 
  - horseshit  Chef_Ramen_Noodle   Oct-22-03 02:55 PM   #16 
  - "Miami lawyer Jack Thompson"?  rocknation   Oct-22-03 03:14 PM   #18 
  - Kick!  VolcanoJen   Oct-22-03 03:51 PM   #19 
  - Idiots.  ezmojason   Oct-22-03 04:12 PM   #21 
  - While we're quoting Steve Dallas,  Robb   Oct-22-03 04:22 PM   #23 
  - OH NO, I love that game  Born Free   Oct-22-03 04:50 PM   #24 
  - Attorneys are all assholes...  MadMan   Oct-22-03 05:17 PM   #25 
  - So the parents ignored the "M" ratings label, and that's Rockstar's fault?  0rganism   Oct-23-03 03:28 AM   #26 

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