| 38. The problem with cheney's heart |
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is that he doesn't use it enough. How can anyone deny his kid the right to marry is beyond me. Unless this is what happenes when you lie at meeting John Edwards at a prayer breakfeast.
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| -Huff Post: Cheney Checks Into Vail Hospital... |
Pirate Smile |
Jun-24-05 09:53 PM |
#0 |
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OK, |
Turbineguy |
Jun-24-05 09:54 PM |
#1 |
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.... |
WahooJunkie |
Jun-24-05 09:55 PM |
#4 |
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if something happens to Cheny, they'll be able to install the "heir |
AZDemDist6 |
Jun-24-05 09:57 PM |
#8 |
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You mean Jeb? |
aquart |
Jun-24-05 10:05 PM |
#30 |
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no, in my worst nightmare someone like Frist or Santorum or |
AZDemDist6 |
Jun-24-05 10:10 PM |
#37 |
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Rice n/t |
FormerOstrich |
Jun-25-05 12:07 AM |
#84 |
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You silly goose.... |
SoCalDem |
Jun-24-05 11:04 PM |
#68 |
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We need a Constitutional |
Jawja |
Jun-25-05 07:36 PM |
#144 |
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NO... We need a constitutional amendment that prohibits any descendants of |
LiberalFighter |
Jun-25-05 08:11 PM |
#153 |
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I think that only applies to cabinet positions |
LiberalFighter |
Jun-25-05 08:09 PM |
#151 |
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Dr Hoffman exit stage right |
Ouabache |
Jun-24-05 10:06 PM |
#33 |
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OMG shut up |
madeline_con |
Jun-24-05 11:03 PM |
#67 |
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It will be the speaker of the house |
tavalon |
Jun-25-05 07:55 PM |
#146 |
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Vacancy for VP |
LiberalFighter |
Jun-25-05 08:24 PM |
#160 |
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Yeah, |
tavalon |
Jun-26-05 03:24 AM |
#196 |
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I don't think the line of sucession applies to a vacancy in the VP spot. |
Bluesplayer |
Jun-25-05 10:27 PM |
#176 |
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Dr Albert Hofmann |
Fridays Child |
Jun-24-05 11:12 PM |
#75 |
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Inventor of LSD. Too apropos. |
LiberalAndProud |
Jun-25-05 08:44 PM |
#162 |
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What was Cheney doing in Vail, skiing I wonder? n/t |
FourStarDemocrat |
Jun-24-05 11:58 PM |
#81 |
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Mending a broken heart. |
nine30 |
Jun-25-05 09:15 AM |
#110 |
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Gotta have one to begin with. |
Roland99 |
Jun-25-05 11:34 AM |
#122 |
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Reminds me of that line from "Wizard of Oz?' "If I only had a heart..." |
zann725 |
Jun-26-05 01:12 AM |
#190 |
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So would I be. |
Blue State Native |
Jun-25-05 09:37 AM |
#114 |
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Couldn't cheney*dipshit be sanction for practicing medicine w/o a license? |
LiberalFighter |
Jun-25-05 08:09 PM |
#150 |
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Ahem... |
Goldmund |
Jun-24-05 09:55 PM |
#2 |
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Do you have proof of that? |
Webster Green |
Jun-24-05 09:58 PM |
#10 |
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Shhhh, I was trying to concentrate |
Goldmund |
Jun-24-05 09:58 PM |
#13 |
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Thanks alot! |
are_we_united_yet |
Jun-25-05 09:04 AM |
#108 |
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My bad. |
tavalon |
Jun-25-05 08:00 PM |
#148 |
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You took the words out of my mouth!!!! n/t |
converted_democrat |
Jun-25-05 09:25 AM |
#113 |
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could you |
madeline_con |
Jun-24-05 11:04 PM |
#69 |
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"He's a human being... He's a human being..." |
marbuc |
Jun-25-05 12:39 PM |
#128 |
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Remember, thou art mortal. Remember, thou art mortal. |
brainshrub |
Jun-25-05 05:51 PM |
#139 |
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Ahem |
tavalon |
Jun-25-05 07:59 PM |
#147 |
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The cuffs are feeling tight |
dArKeR |
Jun-24-05 09:55 PM |
#3 |
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There are several neo-cons who should be in that group as well |
whistle |
Jun-24-05 09:56 PM |
#7 |
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Condi's ... |
madeline_con |
Jun-24-05 11:06 PM |
#71 |
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A NASTY MAN |
saigon68 |
Jun-25-05 07:26 AM |
#103 |
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Evil Lizard |
Swamp Rat |
Jun-26-05 05:13 AM |
#199 |
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I love that pic darker |
DanCa |
Jun-24-05 11:11 PM |
#73 |
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Cheney appears to be experiencing the last throes. |
oasis |
Jun-24-05 11:23 PM |
#78 |
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I doubt it, before he's finished he'll be hissing and pissing like |
Burried News |
Jun-25-05 09:42 PM |
#167 |
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I so love this pic. |
LiberalAndProud |
Jun-25-05 08:22 PM |
#159 |
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Cheney uses the alias Dr. Hoffman? |
whistle |
Jun-24-05 09:55 PM |
#5 |
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I thought it was Dr. "MoFo". |
NormaR |
Jun-24-05 10:03 PM |
#26 |
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Or Mengele |
Fridays Child |
Jun-24-05 10:35 PM |
#49 |
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I bet the SS actually does have fake IDs for him and the Chimp. It's |
dArKeR |
Jun-24-05 10:21 PM |
#42 |
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Picture Dr. Hoffman checking into the hospital |
dArKeR |
Jun-24-05 10:39 PM |
#55 |
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Dr. Hoffman in an undated file photo: |
dArKeR |
Jun-24-05 10:41 PM |
#57 |
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wag the dog |
sniffa |
Jun-24-05 09:56 PM |
#6 |
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That or... |
Rose Siding |
Jun-24-05 09:58 PM |
#12 |
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word? |
sniffa |
Jun-24-05 09:59 PM |
#16 |
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That was my first thought also. |
Pirate Smile |
Jun-24-05 09:59 PM |
#18 |
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That's exactly what I was thinking. . . |
Paula Sims |
Jun-25-05 05:11 PM |
#137 |
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Or Strom Thurmond? oh I forgot he finally did die. |
Burried News |
Jun-25-05 09:44 PM |
#168 |
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So, ol' Crash-Cart is in the hospital, eh? |
RevCheesehead |
Jun-24-05 09:57 PM |
#9 |
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Oooh, you have a mean streak |
RetroLounge |
Jun-24-05 09:58 PM |
#15 |
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where's your photo? |
RevCheesehead |
Jun-24-05 11:17 PM |
#76 |
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I had to retire Alec and move on... |
RetroLounge |
Jun-25-05 09:21 AM |
#111 |
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God, you're an old man, aren't you? |
RevCheesehead |
Jun-25-05 10:10 PM |
#174 |
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I would say, yes... |
RetroLounge |
Jun-26-05 01:32 PM |
#206 |
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Chicken 3 times a week |
madeline_con |
Jun-24-05 11:00 PM |
#66 |
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must be a sliver stuck in his black heart from an old attempt... |
mike_c |
Jun-24-05 09:58 PM |
#11 |
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"... old attempt... |
madeline_con |
Jun-24-05 11:09 PM |
#72 |
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Maybe he's in his "final throes".... n/t |
rooboy |
Jun-24-05 09:58 PM |
#14 |
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Not too worry... |
Andy_Stephenson |
Jun-24-05 09:59 PM |
#17 |
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Hugsss Andy |
Horse with no Name |
Jun-24-05 10:09 PM |
#36 |
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Tick, Tick, Tick, Tck, Tk, k , . |
stepnw1f |
Jun-24-05 09:59 PM |
#19 |
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"Paging 'Abby Hoffman', paging 'Dr. Hoffman'..." |
PartyPooper |
Jun-24-05 09:59 PM |
#20 |
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Oh, that is rich. Cheney hiding using Abby's name. |
LosinIt |
Jun-25-05 05:44 AM |
#99 |
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Sure hope it's nothing to serious.... |
waynew706 |
Jun-24-05 10:00 PM |
#21 |
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Maybe it was the altitude |
eleny |
Jun-24-05 10:01 PM |
#22 |
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Or, maybe it was the attitude. |
PartyPooper |
Jun-24-05 10:14 PM |
#40 |
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a dangerous cocktail! |
eleny |
Jun-24-05 10:30 PM |
#47 |
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Can I just say right now that I seriously hope the Veep is all right |
Hardhead |
Jun-24-05 10:01 PM |
#23 |
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I agree I also want him to live to face the many war crimes |
ArnoldLayne |
Jun-24-05 10:42 PM |
#59 |
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Uh-uh...I want him to come back, like the ghost of Jacob Marley |
Hobarticus |
Jun-24-05 10:56 PM |
#62 |
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You check into a hospital to consult with an orthopedist? |
reality based |
Jun-24-05 10:03 PM |
#24 |
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He's not checking with an Orthopedist... |
Blue Belle |
Jun-25-05 02:00 PM |
#132 |
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why didn't he just have |
sniffa |
Jun-24-05 10:03 PM |
#25 |
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Frist was in charge... |
Skink |
Jun-24-05 10:04 PM |
#27 |
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hey skink |
sniffa |
Jun-24-05 10:13 PM |
#39 |
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I've been hiding since Jimmy Jazz called me out.. |
Skink |
Jun-24-05 10:41 PM |
#58 |
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ooh, what did i miss? |
sniffa |
Jun-24-05 10:52 PM |
#61 |
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Just a little Roadkill.. |
Skink |
Jun-24-05 10:58 PM |
#63 |
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Hahaha.... Good one... |
waynew706 |
Jun-24-05 10:05 PM |
#29 |
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LMAO!!! |
mitchum |
Jun-24-05 10:39 PM |
#54 |
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ROFLMAO -- Paging Dr. Frist! Paging Dr. Frist! |
Hekate |
Jun-25-05 12:40 AM |
#89 |
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OMG - If this isn't a proper moment to laugh, you ... |
ngGale |
Jun-25-05 03:44 AM |
#96 |
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Send him to recover where he'll be well treated--Gitmo n/t |
Jade Fox |
Jun-25-05 12:13 PM |
#127 |
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Once again |
tavalon |
Jun-25-05 08:04 PM |
#149 |
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Frist DID look at a video, said dICK was fine. That's what made |
Burried News |
Jun-26-05 11:06 AM |
#205 |
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Cardiac unit to see an orthopedic surgeon? Uh-huh. |
havocmom |
Jun-24-05 10:04 PM |
#28 |
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Here we go again...... |
buff2 |
Jun-24-05 10:05 PM |
#31 |
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So hard to respond. It is my nature to wish all in possible health |
salin |
Jun-24-05 10:06 PM |
#32 |
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I have the same dilemma |
jobycom |
Jun-25-05 01:36 AM |
#91 |
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No dilemma here. |
mwb970 |
Jun-25-05 06:12 AM |
#101 |
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Surgeons Pried Out the Wooden Stake Just In Time |
AndyTiedye |
Jun-24-05 10:06 PM |
#34 |
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Oh lucky us.... |
waynew706 |
Jun-24-05 10:08 PM |
#35 |
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The problem with cheney's heart |
DanCa |
Jun-24-05 10:12 PM |
#38 |
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If he dies watch Halliburton stock drop like a rock..... |
jmcon007 |
Jun-24-05 10:15 PM |
#41 |
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Good point. |
countmyvote4real |
Jun-24-05 10:26 PM |
#44 |
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Haliburton has already |
marbuc |
Jun-25-05 10:33 PM |
#177 |
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Isn't there a bit of scuttlebutt... |
blogslut |
Jun-24-05 10:24 PM |
#43 |
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Earth to Cheeeeeney: "Drop dead, fuckface!" |
Jim Sagle |
Jun-24-05 10:26 PM |
#45 |
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Ethical dilemma: nurse goes to work to find new patient is Cheney |
uppityperson |
Jun-24-05 10:27 PM |
#46 |
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maybe she can choose to save an embryo over chenney? |
DanCa |
Jun-24-05 10:31 PM |
#48 |
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Time for a coffee break! |
uppityperson |
Jun-24-05 10:37 PM |
#51 |
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Faith based medicine |
DanCa |
Jun-24-05 10:40 PM |
#56 |
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I hear there's a slightly used $8,000 curtain available for photo ops, too |
TankLV |
Jun-25-05 09:59 PM |
#172 |
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I'm a nurse |
tavalon |
Jun-25-05 08:09 PM |
#152 |
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Oh, yeah. That would be hard. |
knitter4democracy |
Jun-26-05 07:53 AM |
#203 |
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The VP receives the best medical care money (and US tax payers) can buy. |
PartyPooper |
Jun-24-05 10:37 PM |
#50 |
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YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
mitchum |
Jun-24-05 10:38 PM |
#52 |
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Maybe he got hit by a 'remote viewer' |
OKthatsIT |
Jun-24-05 11:17 PM |
#77 |
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maybe he tried doing what he told Leahy to do. n/t |
Bluerthanblue |
Jun-25-05 06:39 PM |
#141 |
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Heard about the recall of the heart implant defibs again on the news. |
napi21 |
Jun-24-05 10:38 PM |
#53 |
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It is certainly possible. It would make sense. |
Pirate Smile |
Jun-24-05 10:44 PM |
#60 |
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Cheney's heart could well be in the same place as regular people's knee |
daleo |
Jun-24-05 10:58 PM |
#64 |
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So Speaker of the House is next? |
madeline_con |
Jun-24-05 10:59 PM |
#65 |
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No, Hastert would not be next |
DoYouEverWonder |
Jun-25-05 05:53 AM |
#100 |
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Why is that? |
tavalon |
Jun-25-05 08:13 PM |
#155 |
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If Bush and Cheney were to die, Hastert would succeed. |
KC21304 |
Jun-25-05 09:06 PM |
#165 |
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Oooo - forgot about agnew! Maybe now we can kick up the impeachment |
TankLV |
Jun-25-05 10:02 PM |
#173 |
| -
Damn it all to hell! |
tavalon |
Jun-26-05 03:24 AM |
#195 |
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We ahould have a contest |
MadisonProgressive |
Jun-25-05 11:34 PM |
#181 |
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So few |
tavalon |
Jun-25-05 08:13 PM |
#154 |
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Dickless? |
Frederik |
Jun-26-05 05:36 AM |
#201 |
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"...under the name of Dr. Hoffman." |
dchill |
Jun-24-05 11:05 PM |
#70 |
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They should take him down to spend some time at the GTMO resort |
Up2Late |
Jun-24-05 11:12 PM |
#74 |
| -
If Chaney pulls thru the RW will chant miracle |
I_Make_Mistakes |
Jun-24-05 11:52 PM |
#79 |
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Satan is calling his most faithful servant home. n/t |
QC |
Jun-24-05 11:56 PM |
#80 |
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yep faithful alright ... |
CountAllVotes |
Jun-25-05 11:15 AM |
#121 |
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Too bad Peter Sellers died, he would make a marvelous Cheney |
Burried News |
Jun-25-05 09:56 PM |
#171 |
| -
Phil Hartman could have doubled him. |
Thor_MN |
Jun-26-05 07:45 AM |
#202 |
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Holy shit! |
MadisonProgressive |
Jun-25-05 11:38 PM |
#184 |
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Cheney's in the hospital?......If you can't say something nice........ |
TheDebbieDee |
Jun-25-05 12:02 AM |
#82 |
| -
Could it be ... |
dchill |
Jun-25-05 12:03 AM |
#83 |
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One thing you can be sure of |
Libby2 |
Jun-25-05 12:12 AM |
#85 |
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Yeah, he's not gonna last out the term. |
deadparrot |
Jun-25-05 12:17 AM |
#86 |
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Isn't misrepresenting yourself as a doctor a Federal crime? |
dweeb |
Jun-25-05 12:27 AM |
#87 |
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hope Cheney spends all his Halliburton loot on medical bills-and |
NIGHT TRIPPER |
Jun-25-05 12:39 AM |
#88 |
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Calling Dr Howard, Dr. Fine. Dr. Howard |
Skypilot 18 |
Jun-25-05 12:56 AM |
#90 |
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GIGGLE... |
annabanana |
Jun-25-05 11:01 AM |
#118 |
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Remember, Bush is just a heartbeat away from the presidency. nt. |
jobycom |
Jun-25-05 01:37 AM |
#92 |
| -
Remember, Bush is just a heartbeat away from the presidency |
Skypilot 18 |
Jun-25-05 02:06 AM |
#93 |
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It couldn't have happened to a warmer, kinder gentleman. n/t |
kgfnally |
Jun-25-05 02:18 AM |
#94 |
| -
One More Going Down |
nwliberalkiwi |
Jun-25-05 03:26 AM |
#95 |
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"old football injury to his knee" |
Massachusetts |
Jun-25-05 04:45 AM |
#97 |
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The devil is recalling the jerk back to hell. |
pinniped |
Jun-25-05 04:50 AM |
#98 |
| -
Mebbe they had to reinsert his feeding tube... |
EST |
Jun-25-05 07:17 AM |
#102 |
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Dr. Snarl requires no feeding tube |
CountAllVotes |
Jun-25-05 12:02 PM |
#126 |
| -
I kinda figgered that Frist of the firth |
EST |
Jun-25-05 03:43 PM |
#134 |
| -
self delete |
are_we_united_yet |
Jun-25-05 07:43 AM |
#104 |
| -
OK. Here is the latest: |
Pirate Smile |
Jun-25-05 07:59 AM |
#105 |
| -
Re: What is the White House hiding? |
Not Me |
Jun-25-05 09:06 AM |
#109 |
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One would have to conclude our Media are nothing but puppets. Why isn't |
dArKeR |
Jun-25-05 10:53 AM |
#116 |
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Because there's no single source |
Robb |
Jun-25-05 10:57 AM |
#117 |
| -
You've just now decided to conclude this? n/t |
tavalon |
Jun-25-05 08:16 PM |
#156 |
| -
Familiar pattern |
PATRICK |
Jun-25-05 11:50 AM |
#123 |
| -
Link? |
sleipnir |
Jun-25-05 12:41 PM |
#129 |
| -
Sorry. Here it is: |
Pirate Smile |
Jun-25-05 01:14 PM |
#131 |
| -
Forcing a nurse to abandon her patients! |
icymist |
Jun-25-05 06:23 PM |
#140 |
| -
Nope, friendly fascism. n/t |
tavalon |
Jun-25-05 08:18 PM |
#157 |
| -
Damn! |
dubyaD40web |
Jun-25-05 08:08 AM |
#106 |
| -
Two heart incidents in Colorado? |
marbuc |
Jun-25-05 05:12 PM |
#138 |
| -
Snarl, snarl. snarl |
catmandu57 |
Jun-25-05 08:13 AM |
#107 |
| -
How long does it take for a vampire heart to fail completely? How |
candy331 |
Jun-25-05 09:25 AM |
#112 |
| -
If he dies, does * become the veep? |
Robb |
Jun-25-05 10:53 AM |
#115 |
| -
Condi, but I believe that needs congressional approval. |
Pithy Cherub |
Jun-25-05 11:11 AM |
#120 |
| -
do tell! |
grasswire |
Jun-25-05 11:08 PM |
#179 |
| -
Bolton, |
PATRICK |
Jun-25-05 11:52 AM |
#124 |
| -
That would be a promotion |
tavalon |
Jun-26-05 05:08 AM |
#197 |
| -
....and the tune runs though my head...... |
annabanana |
Jun-25-05 11:07 AM |
#119 |
| -
Roaches check in; |
mbperrin |
Jun-25-05 11:52 AM |
#125 |
| -
Hmmm…musta looked out the plane window… |
peterh |
Jun-25-05 12:50 PM |
#130 |
| -
He checked in as DOCTOR Hoffmann? (Does this ring any bells?) |
Bismillah |
Jun-25-05 02:59 PM |
#133 |
| -
Hi Bismillah |
seemslikeadream |
Jun-25-05 09:09 PM |
#166 |
| -
So what is the latest LIE- what happened to the Tin Man? |
goclark |
Jun-25-05 04:45 PM |
#135 |
| -
He had a knee attack. n/t |
tavalon |
Jun-25-05 08:19 PM |
#158 |
| -
HA! |
BlueStateBlue |
Jun-25-05 09:04 PM |
#164 |
| -
Maybe this is why he went to the hospital |
RSchewe |
Jun-25-05 05:08 PM |
#136 |
| -
Maybe a Roach Motel could be his next Undisclosed Location. eom |
struggle4progress |
Jun-25-05 07:21 PM |
#142 |
| -
It's high time to initiate euthanasia experimentation in the U.S.A. |
Algorem |
Jun-25-05 07:25 PM |
#143 |
| -
I got a different reading of the story |
Sgent |
Jun-25-05 07:53 PM |
#145 |
| -
OK - yeah - let's go with that one! |
TankLV |
Jun-25-05 10:13 PM |
#175 |
| -
If Cheney croaks, we'll just get stuck with Nazi Bill 'Cat Torturer' Frist |
Lori Price CLG |
Jun-25-05 08:28 PM |
#161 |
| -
Do you think the press is flying back from Aruba to go to CO? |
higher class |
Jun-25-05 08:50 PM |
#163 |
| -
Why is this story so shrouded in mystery? Nothing in the news |
ailsagirl |
Jun-25-05 09:48 PM |
#169 |
| -
Could t be? God I hope we are rid of this vile creature soon. |
TankLV |
Jun-25-05 09:54 PM |
#170 |
| -
OK DU:ers - here's the scoop on Cheney: |
cliss |
Jun-25-05 11:00 PM |
#178 |
| -
Lynne Cheney should keep up the hamburger diet. |
daleo |
Jun-25-05 11:15 PM |
#180 |
| -
Do you think Lynne wants to be Vice President? |
goclark |
Jun-25-05 11:38 PM |
#183 |
| -
A distinct possibility. |
daleo |
Jun-26-05 12:24 AM |
#189 |
| -
rain+parade= |
schrodingers_cat |
Jun-25-05 11:36 PM |
#182 |
| -
Wizard of Oz Team |
Oldtimeralso |
Jun-25-05 11:44 PM |
#185 |
| -
Flat line going through my mind. |
angryxyouth |
Jun-25-05 11:49 PM |
#186 |
| -
Moe. Larry and Cruly |
Skypilot 18 |
Jun-26-05 12:04 AM |
#187 |
| -
By the way |
Skypilot 18 |
Jun-26-05 12:12 AM |
#188 |
| -
Not only is it a funny episode, |
Kool Kitty |
Jun-26-05 02:10 AM |
#192 |
| -
Hilarious! |
Swamp Rat |
Jun-26-05 05:25 AM |
#200 |
| -
Bush Took Charge During Cheney Hospital Visit |
Cell Whitman |
Jun-26-05 02:08 AM |
#191 |
| -
I wonder how this little item will be covered ed by corporate media |
daleo |
Jun-26-05 02:48 AM |
#193 |
| -
Two words: |
UCSBLiberalCat53 |
Jun-26-05 02:58 AM |
#194 |
| -
Oh, I do sympathize! |
tavalon |
Jun-26-05 05:12 AM |
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Probably getting his battery recharged n/t |
Jose Diablo |
Jun-26-05 08:44 AM |
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