Reply #64: I saw an awesome bullfight on Max Ex the other day!

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It was amazing, there's this bull with two swords sticking out of his neck, and somehow the matador falls and the bull rushes over and gores him in between the legs and carries him about 20 yards like that...and it's so weird, because everyone in the crowd is having a conniption fit and shrieking and crying, and then the bull drops him and they take the man out of the ring.

I was tripping. Here is the man sticking swords in the back of a bull and the bull ponders this and says, "look here buddy, how about I stick one on my horns up your ass and carry you around like a shiskabob for a while and see how you like it" and proceeds thusly, and the crowd thinks this is diabolicial. Bad, bad bull. Fair play not allowed.

The man ended up being okay. No word on whether he will ever have issue, or if he now wears a colostomy bag, though.