| 32. I need to go throw holy water on my television! |
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First the purple prevert, Stinky Pinky or whatever his name was, now that yellow faggy thing SpurgeBub Squirrel Pants.
Oh no, too late! My son is raiding my wife's undie drawer! They got him!
Woe is me, it's the end of the world! Where, oh where, will it ever end?
Redstone
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| -NYT: Conservatives Pick Soft Target: A Cartoon Sponge (Bob SquarePants) |
DeepModem Mom |
Jan-20-05 02:11 AM |
#0 |
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May Dobson choke on his own bile |
Der Blaue Engel |
Jan-20-05 02:17 AM |
#1 |
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Sing it, DBE! |
DeepModem Mom |
Jan-20-05 02:22 AM |
#3 |
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And the subject of an ADORING NPR profile |
bunkerbuster1 |
Jan-20-05 08:48 AM |
#40 |
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Don't continue contributing to |
ikojo |
Jan-20-05 09:10 AM |
#45 |
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I'll consider that advice. BTW, i first contributed to Pacifica |
bunkerbuster1 |
Jan-20-05 09:42 AM |
#55 |
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YES! donate to community radio/PACIFICA |
Kali |
Jan-20-05 08:35 PM |
#160 |
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AGREED! Not one penny more to right wing NPR. |
Voltaire99 |
Jan-20-05 11:02 PM |
#167 |
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Perhaps instead of giving to NPR ... |
cannabis_flower |
Jan-20-05 01:11 PM |
#106 |
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I've given to pacifica in the past. might again. |
bunkerbuster1 |
Jan-20-05 04:12 PM |
#131 |
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WTF? Which show was it? Is it available on the web? |
crispini |
Jan-21-05 11:21 AM |
#184 |
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here's a link |
bunkerbuster1 |
Jan-22-05 07:05 AM |
#204 |
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"Doctor" James Dobson |
Anakin Skywalker |
Jan-20-05 06:45 PM |
#145 |
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My best guess is |
pokercat999 |
Jan-21-05 05:21 AM |
#175 |
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So... SpongeBob is gay, too? |
ocelot |
Jan-20-05 02:22 AM |
#2 |
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"Sponge-on-starfish action" -- LOL! |
DeepModem Mom |
Jan-20-05 02:23 AM |
#4 |
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well, Patrick is a male character and is Pink |
radfringe |
Jan-20-05 03:44 AM |
#15 |
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What about the squirrel in the diving suit? |
trogdor |
Jan-20-05 09:44 AM |
#57 |
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You mean Sandy CHEEKS? |
Buns_of_Fire |
Jan-20-05 10:49 AM |
#79 |
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LOL!!!!! |
trogdor |
Jan-20-05 02:06 PM |
#112 |
| -
AND Charles Nelson Reilly |
MisterP |
Jan-20-05 04:05 PM |
#130 |
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Sponges are asexual, star fish are asexual |
pschoeb |
Jan-20-05 08:54 AM |
#41 |
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LOL! You have to remember that when we are dealing with |
brensgrrl |
Jan-20-05 03:56 PM |
#128 |
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starfish aren't asexual |
foo_bar |
Jan-20-05 08:43 PM |
#161 |
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well, my starfish is asexual |
Reverend Smoothfield |
Jan-21-05 12:18 PM |
#189 |
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Do you mean my sponge may be reproducing as I write under |
kostya |
Jan-21-05 01:23 PM |
#191 |
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MMMMMMM Hot Sponge on Starfish action |
illini |
Jan-20-05 10:42 AM |
#77 |
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Same thing happened in the late 90s |
sakabatou |
Jan-20-05 11:40 AM |
#90 |
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Yeah, but... |
trogdor |
Jan-20-05 02:06 PM |
#113 |
| -
You Talking Dragon Ball Z? |
Anakin Skywalker |
Jan-20-05 06:57 PM |
#151 |
| -
Fox destoyed the the first 3 seasons of DBZ up to the end |
sakabatou |
Jan-21-05 05:37 PM |
#199 |
| -
Exactly! |
Clark2008 |
Jan-20-05 05:56 PM |
#142 |
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Guys like that can't go for an hour without thinking: "GAY SEX!" |
bunkerbuster1 |
Jan-22-05 07:12 AM |
#205 |
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OMG... |
Redneck Socialist |
Jan-20-05 02:24 AM |
#5 |
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Tinky-Winky was also lavender, as I recall. That's a dead giveaway. |
ocelot |
Jan-20-05 02:32 AM |
#8 |
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Of course |
Redneck Socialist |
Jan-20-05 02:36 AM |
#9 |
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There's a little-known gay porn clip of Spongebob and Tinky-Winky... |
Cooley Hurd |
Jan-20-05 06:12 AM |
#27 |
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I think Dobson and Fartwell know about that porn clip... |
geniph |
Jan-20-05 12:40 PM |
#100 |
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I'm absorbent and porous, but, of course... |
6th Borough |
Jan-20-05 06:16 AM |
#28 |
| -
That was Jerry Falwell |
ck4829 |
Jan-20-05 12:31 PM |
#96 |
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But no self respecting purple gay guy would carry a red hand bag |
Pretty_in_CodePink |
Jan-20-05 07:55 AM |
#34 |
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Handbag? |
HockeyMom |
Jan-20-05 06:27 PM |
#144 |
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Spongebob & TinkyWinky are an "item" |
SoCalDem |
Jan-20-05 02:27 AM |
#6 |
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Well yeah, he's the third in their cartoon a tois :) |
ET Awful |
Jan-20-05 05:06 AM |
#17 |
| -
Anything to stem the tide of tolerance |
UL_Approved |
Jan-20-05 02:28 AM |
#7 |
| -
these dumb fecks need to go to Iraq and find a real cause ... |
NVMojo |
Jan-20-05 02:38 AM |
#10 |
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Patrick the Starfish is pink, so we all where... |
pinniped |
Jan-20-05 02:50 AM |
#11 |
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Heavens to Murgatroid |
lapfog_1 |
Jan-20-05 03:03 AM |
#12 |
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Not to mention Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd |
ocelot |
Jan-20-05 03:06 AM |
#13 |
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Ever since I first heard his tired, tired voice... |
IntravenousDemilo |
Jan-20-05 12:46 PM |
#102 |
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I've always said that |
Patiod |
Jan-20-05 05:42 PM |
#139 |
| -
Don't You Know? Joe Lieberman is |
Anakin Skywalker |
Jan-20-05 06:55 PM |
#149 |
| -
One of my favorite TV soliloquies... |
ticapnews |
Jan-20-05 03:08 AM |
#14 |
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And I thought |
Calliope |
Jan-20-05 06:02 AM |
#25 |
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No--you are not--I adored that show, and lamented |
pacoyogi |
Jan-20-05 08:21 AM |
#37 |
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Us too |
knitter4democracy |
Jan-20-05 09:05 AM |
#43 |
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So, if I were to go back and get a doctorate in computer science... |
trogdor |
Jan-20-05 09:47 AM |
#59 |
| -
Pretty much |
knitter4democracy |
Jan-20-05 05:05 PM |
#136 |
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A LOT of fundie preachers call themselves Doctor |
jmowreader |
Jan-20-05 01:05 PM |
#104 |
| -
Doctors with Degrees in |
Anakin Skywalker |
Jan-20-05 06:50 PM |
#147 |
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The official name of the degree is usually "Doctor of Divinity" |
jmowreader |
Jan-20-05 07:45 PM |
#157 |
| -
That was one of the best shows ever!!!! |
BrklynLiberal |
Jan-20-05 11:07 AM |
#84 |
| -
Toooooo Funny ! |
Daisey Mae |
Jan-20-05 03:58 AM |
#16 |
| -
Leave it to a Republican..... |
Concerned GA Voter |
Jan-20-05 05:26 AM |
#18 |
| -
LOL! |
DeepModem Mom |
Jan-20-05 05:43 AM |
#19 |
| -
HA! "Headline: Spongebob leaves Bikini Bottom;... |
drhilarius |
Jan-20-05 05:59 AM |
#22 |
| -
Reminds me of Falwells attack on the Tellytubbies |
salin |
Jan-20-05 05:53 AM |
#20 |
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Right wingers prefer loofahs to sponges, dontcha know |
patsified |
Jan-20-05 05:57 AM |
#21 |
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they've shown some pretty raunchy stuff on comedy central |
ashmanonar |
Jan-20-05 02:47 PM |
#120 |
| -
And what is the relationship |
Calliope |
Jan-20-05 05:59 AM |
#23 |
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Sadly, some do, indeed, Calliope -- welcome to DU! |
DeepModem Mom |
Jan-20-05 06:02 AM |
#26 |
| -
I've always suspected those two of complicity in the NAMBLA agenda. |
FizzFuzz |
Jan-20-05 09:25 AM |
#50 |
| -
Dobson, do us a favor and come out of the closet! |
The Zanti Regent |
Jan-20-05 06:00 AM |
#24 |
| -
the core defining issue of his personality is anti-homosexuality |
sui generis |
Jan-20-05 08:40 AM |
#38 |
| -
what, isn't it normal for there to be an empty space |
ashmanonar |
Jan-20-05 02:48 PM |
#121 |
| -
He's got problems down there |
Anakin Skywalker |
Jan-20-05 06:58 PM |
#152 |
| -
The Religious nuts new Tinky Winky. |
sarcasmo |
Jan-20-05 06:21 AM |
#29 |
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Lets see, first it was the Tele tubbies |
jamesinca |
Jan-20-05 07:31 AM |
#30 |
| -
No first it was Bert and Ernie nt |
bklyncowgirl |
Jan-20-05 09:11 AM |
#46 |
| -
Before that, it was Peppermint Patty n/t |
Steve_DeShazer |
Jan-20-05 10:55 AM |
#82 |
| -
I thought Chris Rock was the one who outed her. |
trogdor |
Jan-20-05 02:10 PM |
#114 |
| -
I love when they do stuff like this. |
livinginphotographs |
Jan-20-05 07:34 AM |
#31 |
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Yup--it's the inevitable conservative overstretch... |
VirginiaDem |
Jan-20-05 07:47 AM |
#33 |
| -
I need to go throw holy water on my television! |
Redstone |
Jan-20-05 07:42 AM |
#32 |
| -
Actually, Dobson wouldn't advocate holy water |
knitter4democracy |
Jan-20-05 09:06 AM |
#44 |
| -
I'd advocate sprinkling holy water on Dobson |
StopThePendulum |
Jan-20-05 10:44 AM |
#78 |
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in my role as a joke-pisser-oner |
realisticphish |
Jan-20-05 11:26 AM |
#86 |
| -
He's Nazarene, and I used to be |
knitter4democracy |
Jan-20-05 05:07 PM |
#137 |
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well |
realisticphish |
Jan-20-05 06:07 PM |
#143 |
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Oh, well, that explains it. : ) |
knitter4democracy |
Jan-21-05 08:36 AM |
#179 |
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theres a church of the nazarene close to us |
realisticphish |
Jan-21-05 11:08 AM |
#183 |
| -
Wow. That's not even right by their standards. |
knitter4democracy |
Jan-21-05 03:09 PM |
#195 |
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lol |
realisticphish |
Jan-21-05 09:19 PM |
#203 |
| -
Maybe Just Slap the TV Off its Stand? |
Anakin Skywalker |
Jan-20-05 06:53 PM |
#148 |
| -
Parents: NEVER hold your child's hand in public! |
cmd |
Jan-20-05 08:15 AM |
#35 |
| -
My Daugther is an AVID FAN.....she's up in arms now! |
OKthatsIT |
Jan-20-05 08:20 AM |
#36 |
| -
wow, that's awesome that she's donating for the animals. |
ashmanonar |
Jan-20-05 02:45 PM |
#119 |
| -
AOL is running a poll on this |
quaoar |
Jan-20-05 08:41 AM |
#39 |
| -
I knew it! |
Bethany Rockafella |
Jan-20-05 08:55 AM |
#42 |
| -
But what about SpongeBob's crush on Sandy the squirrel? |
atommom |
Jan-20-05 09:17 AM |
#47 |
| -
Beat me to it.. |
Chico Man |
Jan-20-05 09:35 AM |
#52 |
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Sandy is a |
marc_the_dem |
Jan-20-05 09:44 AM |
#58 |
| -
I knew it... |
Jeff in Cincinnati |
Jan-20-05 09:59 AM |
#64 |
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I'm so shocked!!! Sandy was hot!!! |
ktowntennesseedem |
Jan-20-05 10:27 AM |
#70 |
| -
Are you sure? She's so feminine! |
atommom |
Jan-20-05 10:36 AM |
#73 |
| -
Good. Let them display their foolishness. |
leesa |
Jan-20-05 09:21 AM |
#48 |
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They are using the fake "gay" thing-they really object to "community" |
underpants |
Jan-20-05 09:24 AM |
#49 |
| -
Eesh. I guess Lakoff really is onto something with his "strict father" |
atommom |
Jan-20-05 02:24 PM |
#116 |
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I though Spongebob and Sandy the Squirrel had something going on.. |
Chico Man |
Jan-20-05 09:32 AM |
#51 |
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one HELL of a bachelor party nt |
realisticphish |
Jan-20-05 11:30 AM |
#87 |
| -
then there was the OBVIOUS S&M relationship: Road Runner... |
MnFats |
Jan-20-05 12:02 PM |
#91 |
| -
Oh the horrors! |
TwoSparkles |
Jan-20-05 09:36 AM |
#53 |
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We have "Hands Off!" too, and also one in which SpongeBob |
atommom |
Jan-20-05 10:52 AM |
#81 |
| -
why in the hell is this news? |
blackspade |
Jan-20-05 09:39 AM |
#54 |
| -
hmmmm |
marc_the_dem |
Jan-20-05 09:43 AM |
#56 |
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I can't believe my first post is related to SpongeBob... |
etherealtruth |
Jan-20-05 09:48 AM |
#60 |
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Welcome to DU |
underpants |
Jan-20-05 09:49 AM |
#61 |
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Good catch, ethereal truth! |
geniph |
Jan-20-05 12:48 PM |
#103 |
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"Bestiality is OK with Dobson" |
Laurab |
Jan-20-05 11:16 PM |
#168 |
| -
Bush is abandoning the gay marriage amendment |
Cocoa |
Jan-20-05 09:52 AM |
#62 |
| -
Hilarious that Bush is abanonding the gm amendment... |
TwoSparkles |
Jan-20-05 09:56 AM |
#63 |
| -
They're saving it for the next GOP nitwit. |
trogdor |
Jan-20-05 02:15 PM |
#115 |
| -
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. |
Megahurtz |
Jan-20-05 10:07 AM |
#65 |
| -
I guess this means... |
Prag |
Jan-20-05 10:12 AM |
#66 |
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Nile is a BADDASS. One of the best musicians alive. |
Sterling |
Jan-20-05 10:16 AM |
#67 |
| -
Give me a break! |
Paradise |
Jan-20-05 10:17 AM |
#68 |
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No one messes with my absorbent pal |
todwest |
Jan-20-05 10:27 AM |
#69 |
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a bunch of muscular "guys" with low voices |
realisticphish |
Jan-20-05 11:32 AM |
#88 |
| -
Wonder what they think "crabby-patties" is a euphamism for? |
ktowntennesseedem |
Jan-20-05 10:29 AM |
#71 |
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I wrote a script... |
jambojonusa |
Jan-20-05 10:29 AM |
#72 |
| -
New fall lineup for Cartoon Network: |
ktowntennesseedem |
Jan-20-05 10:38 AM |
#74 |
| -
LOLOLOLOL |
ashmanonar |
Jan-20-05 02:54 PM |
#124 |
| -
We interrupt regularly scheduled programming... |
Prag |
Jan-20-05 10:38 AM |
#75 |
| -
Can you say HOMOPHOBIA, boys and girls? |
tmooses |
Jan-20-05 10:39 AM |
#76 |
| -
Check This Out... Too Funny |
GiovanniC |
Jan-20-05 10:51 AM |
#80 |
| -
that site is genious |
realisticphish |
Jan-20-05 11:35 AM |
#89 |
| -
Thank you for putting it in perspective! |
hraka |
Jan-20-05 01:09 PM |
#105 |
| -
BLAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! |
TheDonkey |
Jan-20-05 05:08 PM |
#138 |
| -
As I said in the other Spongebob thread... |
Rob H. |
Jan-20-05 10:58 AM |
#83 |
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Dear Mr Dobson, what does it mean if my kids buy me Sponge Bob |
progressoid |
Jan-20-05 11:17 AM |
#85 |
| -
Why is anyone surprised at this? |
mrsadm |
Jan-20-05 12:03 PM |
#92 |
| -
The real question in my mind is what are they all REALLY afraid of? |
genieroze |
Jan-20-05 12:27 PM |
#95 |
| -
I wonder if he know... |
Kerrytravelers |
Jan-20-05 12:33 PM |
#98 |
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yea, that was my thought too... |
ashmanonar |
Jan-20-05 03:00 PM |
#125 |
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BawHahahahaha, you gotta be sh!tting me. eom |
genieroze |
Jan-20-05 12:15 PM |
#93 |
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Deleted message |
Name removed |
Jan-20-05 12:24 PM |
#94 |
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Is that all "Doctor" Dobson has to worry about? |
Diogenes2 |
Jan-20-05 12:37 PM |
#99 |
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Here's the video in RealPlayer format |
Rob H. |
Jan-20-05 12:31 PM |
#97 |
| -
OMG! My sister is a gay male! |
hraka |
Jan-20-05 12:43 PM |
#101 |
| -
If you ever really want to die laughing.... |
InvisibleTouch |
Jan-20-05 01:25 PM |
#107 |
| -
Hey Thanks for the Info |
Anakin Skywalker |
Jan-20-05 07:06 PM |
#155 |
| -
BTW |
Turbineguy |
Jan-20-05 01:32 PM |
#108 |
| -
Douchebaggery. (n/t) |
Chovexani |
Jan-20-05 02:48 PM |
#122 |
| -
Tolerance is not a christian value, apparently |
killbotfactory |
Jan-20-05 01:41 PM |
#109 |
| -
There are 2 types of Christians... |
Kerrytravelers |
Jan-20-05 01:58 PM |
#110 |
| -
So many of this "other type of Christian"... |
Voltaire99 |
Jan-20-05 10:52 PM |
#164 |
| -
Yep... |
Kerrytravelers |
Jan-21-05 12:04 PM |
#187 |
| -
Why would Dobson mention that Nile Rodgers wrote "We Are Family"?? |
AntiCoup2K4 |
Jan-20-05 02:00 PM |
#111 |
| -
Good catch! |
Chovexani |
Jan-20-05 02:50 PM |
#123 |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah "inhale" hahahah |
outrage |
Jan-20-05 02:30 PM |
#117 |
| -
LOL!!! |
Megahurtz |
Jan-20-05 02:38 PM |
#118 |
| -
These nut-jobs have to complain about something, don't they? |
njdemocrat106 |
Jan-20-05 03:20 PM |
#126 |
| -
seriously??? |
terbear143 |
Jan-20-05 03:55 PM |
#127 |
| -
don't let Dobson see Cartoon Network |
MisterP |
Jan-20-05 04:02 PM |
#129 |
| -
Or worse yet |
BronxBoy |
Jan-23-05 10:58 AM |
#207 |
| -
Well, at least we can still watch "Davy & Goliath" |
Dr Fate |
Jan-20-05 04:18 PM |
#132 |
| -
Dobson does not know how dumb he sounds!!!! |
rodeodance |
Jan-20-05 04:21 PM |
#133 |
| -
This is worse than the commie threat |
0007 |
Jan-20-05 04:27 PM |
#134 |
| -
Poor Dobson just can't win against that infernal television. |
atommom |
Jan-20-05 04:49 PM |
#135 |
| -
not ashamed |
themartyred |
Jan-20-05 05:44 PM |
#140 |
| -
Sponge Bob outted... Ugh |
sffreeways |
Jan-20-05 05:54 PM |
#141 |
| -
Hey! What about Chip 'n Dale, Huh? |
Anakin Skywalker |
Jan-20-05 06:49 PM |
#146 |
| -
Chip and Dale, huh? |
Kerrytravelers |
Jan-21-05 12:09 PM |
#188 |
| -
I will enjoy pissing on his grave |
mitchum |
Jan-20-05 06:56 PM |
#150 |
| -
Can I go first |
Jamastiene |
Jan-21-05 04:31 AM |
#174 |
| -
More Bad News for Parents! |
Anakin Skywalker |
Jan-20-05 07:01 PM |
#153 |
| -
Popeye and Bluto |
Anakin Skywalker |
Jan-20-05 07:04 PM |
#154 |
| -
yes yes, this is genius |
Tweed |
Jan-20-05 07:11 PM |
#156 |
| -
KO just showed it on Countdown. |
Hailtothechimp |
Jan-20-05 08:14 PM |
#158 |
| -
I saw it on KO too.... |
Catchawave |
Jan-21-05 05:52 AM |
#176 |
| -
A relevant quotation |
MountainLaurel |
Jan-20-05 08:17 PM |
#159 |
| -
I KNOW THIS FIRSTHAND . . . |
n2dfun |
Jan-20-05 09:44 PM |
#162 |
| -
How... |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Jan-20-05 11:45 PM |
#169 |
| -
Thanks |
n2dfun |
Jan-21-05 04:38 PM |
#196 |
| -
That's exactly why we must continue to fight the bigotry |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Jan-21-05 05:33 PM |
#198 |
| -
You're not going to hell... |
Kerrytravelers |
Jan-21-05 02:24 PM |
#193 |
| -
heaven and hell |
n2dfun |
Jan-21-05 04:43 PM |
#197 |
| -
Are you from WV? |
MountainLaurel |
Jan-21-05 07:23 PM |
#202 |
| -
not from WV |
n2dfun |
Jan-22-05 07:40 PM |
#206 |
| -
LOL! That's a perfect quote! n/t |
laundry_queen |
Jan-21-05 02:48 AM |
#171 |
| -
Excellent point! |
DeepModem Mom |
Jan-21-05 03:14 AM |
#172 |
| -
Two gay icons |
donheld |
Jan-20-05 10:31 PM |
#163 |
| -
and now, on a serious note |
El Biggo Doggo |
Jan-20-05 10:53 PM |
#165 |
| -
Again, I stress that this is good news... |
Voltaire99 |
Jan-20-05 10:57 PM |
#166 |
| -
The more I read of ignorance like this, the more I wonder |
Biased Liberal Media |
Jan-21-05 01:13 AM |
#170 |
| -
Deleted message |
Name removed |
Jan-21-05 04:12 AM |
#173 |
| -
dobson disappoints me |
disconnected |
Jan-21-05 07:00 AM |
#177 |
| -
While I certainly understand your anger... |
Kerrytravelers |
Jan-21-05 02:29 PM |
#194 |
| -
Voice of 'SpongeBob' scoffs at video's critics |
nykiera |
Jan-21-05 07:28 AM |
#178 |
| -
But, but...Spongebob reproduces by budding! he's an asexual! (one "s") |
robbedvoter |
Jan-21-05 08:40 AM |
#180 |
| -
What about my bathroom sponges?? |
youngdem |
Jan-23-05 05:48 PM |
#208 |
| -
I can't stop thinking about.... |
Canuckistanian |
Jan-21-05 09:28 AM |
#181 |
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My young daughter whose recent "birthday party theme" starred |
ElectroPrincess |
Jan-21-05 09:30 AM |
#182 |
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I just sent a small contribution to the We Are Family Foundation |
crispini |
Jan-21-05 11:25 AM |
#185 |
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safe sex, though |
jhain |
Jan-21-05 11:34 AM |
#186 |
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Contact these idiots here: |
melv |
Jan-21-05 01:03 PM |
#190 |
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From the NYT article: |
miss_kitty |
Jan-21-05 01:52 PM |
#192 |
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Holy Moly! Batman and Robin are gay, too! |
jackson |
Jan-21-05 05:41 PM |
#200 |
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My letter to Dr. James C. Dobson and the AFA |
jackson |
Jan-21-05 06:52 PM |
#201 |
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