Words are important. Symbols are important, and we need to all get together on a cute nickname for Sarah. I'm not so clever with nicknames, but people that are please place your suggestions here. After I have enough I'll post a poll.

Someone called her "Caribou Barbie" which I thought was pretty good. But I honestly feel we need a poll to vote for the best suggestion, and we can then all use it. Perhaps it could spread all over the 'net.

"Trailer trash" is soooo 90s. I'd like to be more in the 21st century.

I also like "Cindy McCain Mark II".

Since she thinks she can compare herself to Hillary!

SHEESH!

Sarah Palin(comparison)

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If Dems spread that shit around.

"That's just a joke.......can't you take a joke? Har har....."

Why don't you come back and ask me that one again.

I'm actually serious about this. It would be good to have some nickname where everyone can chuckle, not just Democrats, not just non-Christians.

So, for me, It dosnt work

The Obama NewYorker Cover didnt do it for me either

look where it has got us so far

?

Its about not understanding your reference at all.

MILk?
MilF?

Huh? What?

but I guess you don't listen to Air America?

Air America has no stations in Idaho.

That's where I listen to it

http://airamerica.com /

http://www.novamradio.com/live/stream.php


You don't watch the Daily Show either?

You've posted five or six responses and I still dont get your joke.
But no doubt, if I had cable, and time to watch it while streaming radio shows all day long, I'd be Paralyzed with laughter.

and someone did explain it to you down thread, awhile ago, post 41

I though VPILTF was someone elses nickname suggestion.
I thought your suggestion had something to do with MILk or milf, or something.


VPILTF
Hmmm. well okay then.
While not actually incapactitated with laughter, I DID actually chuckle for a second.


Podcast?!?!
You think a luddite with no cable and the slowest dial-up on earth has an I-Pod? Ha!

... there are two places you can go for answers:

1) the Acronym finder, find out what any acronym, abbreviation, or initialism stands for

2) the Urban Dictionary, which might not be safe for some workplaces!

So now I dont feel so bad.

Guess I'm not the only one who is out of touch with the leading edge of popular culture.

Wow. Usually, the internets is ahead of everyone, not behind!

It's been reproduced in the edited form.

yuck

Sorry

and doesn't apply to everyone.

I would not like to fuck her.

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.

just that the person would like to fuck a vp...could be any vp, right?

bit of a disaster, don't you think?

I think it should be a catchy phrase like that to try to define her. Obviously we have a lot of material on her, but summing it up in two or three words like that is the idea (and the challenge, with all the stuff out there).

...and it gave me a chuckle: "Half-baked Alaska".

Okay maybe it's a little long, but it deserves repeating. :-)

Sorry I do not remember who first posted it and I do not have time to search this morning. But it did not originate with me.

Though it's funny. "Alaska First" would be my choice.

However, that will make my list for a poll.

McCain must be a Barbie Collector?

She is one, after all.

I want everyone to know exactly who it is I'm testifying about.

Must say, though, I do like Caribou Barbie.

Miss Wasilla
Miss Alaska -Runner-up
Miss Running mate
Miss-Take
Miss Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

Might be a little too cerebral to make the rounds, but I will include it in the poll.

I dont know what that is.

I hope we'll be hearing about that from the big media.

Or Caribou Barbie.

Fits her perfectly!

Thanks to DUer CatBO

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6879785

There are tons of nicknames floating around out there. Hopefully we can collect them all here, and I'll put them up for a vote later.

Saw in one of CatBO's threads.

:thumbsup:

Caligula's horse which he made consul

However, you had to explain it to me. I'd rather have something self explanatory for the average person.

Can't remember who said it, but that's too funny!

I guess probably Gidget is the best though. But I'd still add "with a gun". GWAG.

:)

While she worked on the Oil and Gas commission and for Ted Stevens' 527
opensecrets.org

PALIN, SARAH 	NA/HOUSEWIFE	6/8/04	$328	Republican Party of Alaska (R)
PALIN, SARAH    HOMEMAKER	7/22/04	$300	Miller, Mike (R)
   

But we don't want to offend the NA housewives out there.

Goes with Gramps, too. :)

McCain's running mate considered herself a housewife just four years ago. Not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you're running for Vice President of the United States. Experience should really be a pre-requisite for that job.

I'll speculate that over 50% of American housewives would have avoided the Junta's major blunders! NOT rofl!

too sexist, but thanks. Some even object to Barbie.

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I must.

Grannie Moosebreath, then.

But for this particular poll, I am going to respect Obama's explicit desire that the daughter is off limits. This is despite the fact that I personally feel that the odds are that Sarah's baby is really Bristol's. That fits the facts better but there are plenty of threads on that. No references to Bristol's "pregnancy."

Kind of long but it does cover her finest qualities.

What we would like to call her and what will actually stick as a nickname may be two different things. I'm getting some good ideas here, though. I hope people keep them coming. I'll go with stuff that is posted here through this afternoon or so.

I doubt if yours makes the list, LOL. But thanks!!

And she's not an Inuit.

But she IS a nitwit.

:shrug:

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"Sarah Failin'"?

Then maybe it'll be "Sarah Bailin'" ...

I have only watched a little TV. I thought it was a long a but then I heard it with a short a..........

I like AIPalin.

I have a feeling it will be "Sarah Bailin." National Enquirer setting an office up in Alaska is pretty telling.

However, it was a Republican who pronounced it incorrectly.

What a mom!

She opens up a box of troubles

I had thought "Wasilla Wonder". Wasilla Wacko is better.

but could be taken as sexist

Honestly Dan Quayle looks like a rocket scientist compared to this person.

Mooseburger Mama might be okay. It brings up her "motherhood" but without the scandal.

(Apologies to any McKenzies out there)

... where they used the name McKenzie, maybe that's what you're remembering?

I remember it well! That must be where I got it. Thanks for the chuckle.

Whose daughter could not..... as is true of most normal people.

HouseMouse (nasty biker reference, but subordinate and domestic is what turns her on) doesn't really convey her bloodthirsty personality though.

Bloodsport Barbie

Wasilly Putty

June Cleavage

Syrup Impalem

Smurfette deVille

From here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3897710&mesg_id=3897820

Too bad a Barracuda isn't Alaskan.

Or against Obama's wishes re: the children?

"Peyton Place Palin"

or

"Soap Opera Sarah"

Spermette

Here's another suggestion playing on the capital of Alaska and the recent movie: Governor Juno.

Very cute, though.

Yes, I do.

I read that yesterday and nearly passed out laughing. It's long, but hilarious.

:P

Bloody Sarah and Ma Palin.

This is what you want the Dems to look like more than many already look?

There is no substance to childish titles at all.

Not that there is anything negative about housewife!

And, not that I think we need a nickname.

But, this is a difficult thread to resist.

"Christianist Fucknut" is better, but won't get published in a lot of newspapers.

Think that it was a repub that said this...he used only one p, though.

:rofl:

or Mayor Mooseburger McCheesecake?

AS in Taliban Barbie.

for she is surely McCain's most disasterous blunder to date!

:shrug:

Not my idea, but I saw some poster use it the other day.

But what do I know?

maybe we should can all this stuff, can't we rise above this crap.

...to HRC or any woman Dem leader, and even some Repug women leaders.

after the "Sarah Plain and Tall" books and because her resume is kinda plain even if she's not.

used for Confederates during the Civil War.

but that was before the baby shit hit the fan. Now it doesn't work

Now that it has national attention from Michelle Malkin--

Keep them coming and the poll will be in an hour or so-- Michelle may not be happy that the very worst of them probably won't make the poll.

Pol·ly·an·na (pl-n)
n.
A person regarded as being foolishly or blindly optimistic.

Well - I am in with at least one.
How about "Gramps' little surprise"

As in "Fundies" and "You" ('cause I'm not going there).

Only because Michelle Malkin saw fit to make this thread famous.

"There is no such thing as bad press." Granted, the mods are going to have their hands full for a few days, but the DU's membership is going to rise as fast as McInsane's numbers drop.

I first heard it from Bluebear.