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Archives: April 1, 2009

Fair Elections Now!

East Coasters: Letterman is teeing off on Bill O'Reilly right now.

Simon Johnson on Wall Street's Influence Over Washington(video)

Seen this? PushBackUntil.com ....

PHOTO GALLERY

ATTENTION ART LOVERS!

Letterman just called O'Reilly a Goon

Time Out..., Newsbreak...Woman arrested for stalking 'bikini teacher'..

"Obama Making the Taliban Shadow Into the Real Thing" by Ralph Lopez

Putin pumps billions into auto industry

Dave to O'Liely: this the same Paul Bremer as in Central America, did he bring death squads to Iraq?

538's take on NY20

As States’ Rivers Began to Swell, Federal Resources Poured In.

Intellectual dishonesty on Obama foreign policy

Obama and Brown are live on MSNBC..

The media are pissing me off as hell right now.

Did anyone catch that anti GOP spoof "We want to be the Party of Yes"? that just ran on MSNBC

If Cheney left 'moles,' can Obama wiretap Cheney to....

If part of the bank's problems is all these credit default swaps...

Amy Goodman Interviews Sy Hersh: Secret U.S. Forces Carried Out Assasinations In 'Lots of Countries'

it would boggle the mind but i wonder....

Post deleted. Apparently, I've unintentionally touched a nerve and

Doctors want 'dietary disaster' warning & age 18 requirement on new monster burger

Congratulations to Matt Taibbi!

Los Angeles: 12,000 rape kits, untested

No forensic match for ammo in Blackwater shooting

CNN showing scuffles breaking out along police line

*** BREAKING *** Plane Crash Kills Vice President Dick Cheney, 7 others

Google Breakthrough: CADIE

House final version of budget at 10:30 this morning.

I've just declared myself to be KING OF DU! I'm taking OVER!

Ann Coulter bushwacked on radio by conservative Christian abortion foes

Aaaaw.. How sweet.. Our precious widdle media is growing up..

Its April 1st. Is the Internet still here?

Fainting in This Country Can Carry a $10,000 Price Tag

live coverage of G20 protests in england

The Justice Department will drop the Ted Stevens prosecution.

G20 protesters say Capitalism isn't working and they don't want to pay for the greed

Richies have done away with 700,000 + more jobs in March.

Did you know Neel Kashkari is still a senior Treasury member?

Sen. Ted Stevens being let off the hook!

McCain Battles Party Leaders on Budget Plan

Laid-Off Caterpillar Workers Kidnap Their Boss (France)

Cheney fires shadow government, disappears

Watchdogs: Treasury won't disclose bank bailout details

Watchdogs: Treasury won't disclose bank bailout details

"The West Wing" cast comes to Washington to lobby Card Check

Horsefeathers? Groucho pegged the party of NO back in 1932

Push to end U.S. curbs on Cuba travel renewed

"The Obama Betrayal" By DAVE LINDORFF

Obama White House Close to Settling Missing Emails Case

Todays Cartoon

President Obama talks with russian president...msnbc would rather talk about the queen

Twisted narrative on renewables in FT -herd the investors away?

Send Your Name to Mars

VetVoice: On Funding, Gates Knows What He's Talking About

rupert murdoch's wall street journal now has a 'fashion reporter'

Five years later: Air America and the mainstreaming of progressive talk

It is from NPR so I doubt its an April Fool, but charges have been dropped against Ted Stevens

Somebody.. get Chris Matthews a history book..

The language CNN reporters/anchors are using about the protests in London

Republicans choose April Fool's Day to roll out their budget.

DOJ Statement By AG Holder On Stevens Case

It was Reagan's laissez-faire and militarism that got us into this mess...

DOJ Statement On Stevens Case

In case you were wondering how Michael Moore Felt about GM

Obama sells ailing GM to Indian Gaming Nations

Cheney's Man at the Department of Energy is head of the Inspector General's unit

Cheney's Man at the Department of Energy is head of the Inspector General's unit

Doritos to name new flavor after comedian Stephen Colbert

Patti SOLIS DOYLE continues her screwing-up. Can a job with Faux be far behind?!1

So the people protesting the G-20 summit don't want them to find answers to the economic downturn?

Conservative Cyclists Transcend Cultural Stereotypes - Can’t We All Just... Go for a Bike Ride?

Cold War Flashback: The U.S. Talks Nukes With Russia

Remember this? World Leaders Don't Shake Bush's Hand At G20 Summit (VIDEO)

"We the People" to "King of the World": "YOU'RE FIRED!" - by Michael Moore

Thousand on the streets on London

the rethugs are on the teevee talking about 'their' budget

Is Obama's Car Czar Plotting to Crush the Auto Unions?

good set of protest pics in london

Please lock.

Kroger chain recalls mayo sold in Ohio, Ky., Ind.

Please Lock

GOP Chair Steele Urges Republicans To Be Like Him

Conflicker Erases Bush Administration E-mails

General Clark is on Stephanie Miller right now. nt

Westboro Baptist Church protests at the WH

Civil rights groups to push for 'card check' tomorrow on anniversary of MLK death

I want a fucking pony!

Robert Parry: To Bush's GWOT, RIP

Obama abroad..... Has anyone seen.....

Anybody been Cornflickered yet? n/t

word of the day:

Momentum grows among Dems for using rules to avoid filibuster on healthcare reform

Dem Senators: Don't Water Down DOJ Probe Of Yoo

Thornburg Mortgage, `Jumbo' Home Lender, to File for Bankruptcy, Liquidate

Watching Rep.Ryan 'splain the GOP budget on TV

You Are Being Told The Truth

Kill a Flock of Vultures With One Stone: Stop Feeding the Global Banks

Apologies "to those I may have " or "those who were" offended aren't apologies at all.

Manufacturing Probably Shrank as U.S. Slump Hit 70-Year Record

Aspartame Almost Killed Me!

UN: Killer strains of tuberculosis may 'spiral out of control'

The Spanish’s Judge vs. Bush’s Architects of Torture+Bushco's Attempt To "Justify The Unjustifiable"

anyone else getting a 'we're related!' message from Obama on Facebook?

anyone else getting a 'we're related!' message from Obama on Facebook?

Paul Ryan’s Break With the Past: Tax Cuts for the Rich!

Obama's Domino Theory By Juan Cole

Feminists Announce New Campaign for Afghan Women and Girls

Fox Eyes Wanda Sykes For Saturday Late Night

Scared Cheney puts his head in the noose

I was talking to my ex wife ..... she's been in IT since the 60s ....

There is not enough money in the world to bail out the banks...

House GOP Budget: Reduce Greenhouse Gas Emissions with Offshore Drilling

Bush Aides Changed Watchdog Report

the GOP budget wants to repeal the Stimulus Package as well?

Historic Senator Robert Byrd Imploded In Controlled Demolition

I Am CONFLICKER! Everything I say is a lie!

New Rule: April Fools Threads Are OK Only If They Are Funny

We're Still Getting Screwed: Geithner Plan Will Make the Rich Richer!

Jake Tapper is a sucker

BREAKING: HOLDER OKs BUSH EXTRADITION TO SPAIN

US Marshals Seize Madoff's 2 Boats In Florida

O'Reilly on Letterman: "I am thankful we won the Iraqi war".

Urban Non-Renewal In Flint, Michigan; Shut down neighbourhoods filled with abandoned homes...

Will Sen. Stevens seek to overturn Alaska Senate election?

Senate GOP Could Filibuster Obama Legal Nominees

Miss Universe says had "lot of fun" in Guantanamo

Did President Obama say the American people value what the queen of england stands for?

'new' republicon ideas for budget....

Eat the Bankers - G20 consensus / G20 protests

Eat the Bankers - G20 consensus / G20 protests

GOP: Democrats trying to 'steal' NY20 ("pull a Franken"?)

Honda Cuts U.S. Production and Salaries

guess what India just did?

Mika scolds her producer on MJ. Later says it was a joke. Gets hate mail from viewers.

Britney Spears is pregnant again

Derek the Abstinence Clown

Republican Budget Follies:

14 Terrorists Enter Into Lahore, Islamabad

If they'll drop the case on Stevens then they'll sure as hell never open on on Bush

Administration Criticizes GOP’s ‘Bush Era’ Budget

Two men report missing marijuana

We'll be butchering that pony and feasting on it's flesh before the year is out!

Can we please declare GD and GD:P an April Fool-free zone?

I'm so friggin angry right now, I can't even see straight.

I want a fucking pony.

Workers at 3M plant in France detain managers from leaving....

Too Big To Fail

Peabody Awards total: Tina Fey 1 Bill O'Reilly 0

Report: Campaign To Drum Up Outrage About Obama Budget A Bust

A possibly absurd solution to the GM problem

Cut the deficit so a moron like Bush can spend the savings on his cronies.

It's 1:45PM EDT, do you know where the Republican budget is?

Did I miss the Glenn Beck "collapse" poll?

Car and Driver: Obama Orders Chevrolet and Dodge Out Of NASCAR

The 1031 Project is in effect

Private prisons to lock in growth on more demand

The bad old days

Mother Nature is playing a silly trick on some of us today.

So what did a Republican government using a Republican Justice Dept. have to gain by scuttling

“Officer hit in face, taunted, police say” (Modesto CA) Is there more to come?

US General Wants 10,000 MORE Troops in Afghanistan Next Year

Want a flat tax? OK - but then we have to make it 75%!

Breaking: Canada invades US.

E. P. Thompson's classic "The Making of the English Working

When Cheney made the statement "Reagan proved Deficits don't matter"

Republicans show up for press conference with no budget -- after introducing budget without numbers

Obama won't defend Bush's spotted owl cuts

The free market is the best and most opportunistic economic system we've had . .. ever.

The White House calls the Rushican 'Fudgit' (thanks KO)

Unemployment compensation is NOT welfare!

G-20 Protests in London - Great Slideshow

MSNBC...PALIN enthusiasm DRYING UP

Do you subscribe to Newspapers?

WE were the deciders who voted in large numbers. WE turned this into history.

Stephen Colbert is a big fan of Glenn Beck...

Just listened to Sam Donaldson on NPR's...

So it's back to ooold Plan B for the Royal Bank of Scotland

Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure

Drug tests for unemployment insurence applicants?

Hit-and-run driver leaves apology note next to body in Texas.

PIC: Cloris Leachman goes all natural for PETA

G20 Summit - A socialist response

Remember this from 2005? Big tough revolutionary, Michelle Bachmann, hides in fear from protesters

Breathless claim of unrealistic, enormously important news story.

Dachshund mauled by pit bull mix undergoes surgery

Cop who detained NFL player at hospital quits

Man gets paid to have sex with friends wife

Sebelius' $7,000 Tax Problem. Yes. $7,000. The Horror.

Team hosts 'Octomom Night' at ballpark (not April Fools)

Cage sells his Bavarian Castle

BREAKING- News Corps. Buys Out New York Times

Hey, I got some of Chris Matthews' email today

Billo Busted

Burmese Pythons Squeeze South Florida (Warning-Picture)

Wall Street Minds and Your Financial Well Being

This is why you shouldn't have spicy food

Ugh. Murkowski: Government ruined Stevens

They're baaaaack. Democratic President smear center, Western Journalism Center, suddenly reappears

Edit: Eh, seems like nobody else sees the offense. Delete please.

Who supports the protesters in London?

Wall St. opens offices & homes to those they made homeless

UC San Diego Plays a Cruel April Fool's Prank

I'm certain all of us recall the 2000 Election,

How Can They Just Drop The Charges Of A Convicted Man?

Would this be a good idea to do with GM?

Boner (aka Boehner) on Olbermann last night.

Mary Tyler Moore walked in on a nude Ed Asner and was impressed

Call me inspired, but here's something I like...

Barack Obama’s ‘Auntie Zeituni’ wins deportation reprieve

Breaking News: Free Republic Website Closes Down For Good

WOOT!!! JOHN YOO ARRESTED IN ITALY!! .. to be extradited to Spanish Court.

First Dudes Gone Wild? Todd Palin: Spending $150K On Clothes "Out Of Our Control"

What an interesting life this woman must have led

Should gay people stop paying taxes?

Should gay people stop paying taxes?

Not a good day for the FReepers...LOL.

Republicans: Let's Privatize Medicare!

GOP could win 2012, Is Alex Castallanos on Crack?

The laws of unintended (or intended) consequences

Oops Stanford has no money for a lawyer!

NBC's Richard Engel reporting this is the Cappuccino crowd of Anarchists in London

Bill Cosby goes on FOX News and apologizes to the black community for acting so white

Chris Matthews just gave Al Franken huge props for his work entertaining troops overseas...

This post is just another April Fools joke.

This is no Aprils Fools joke Largest Gathering of Fools On the Face of the Earth WARNING GRAPHIC

Lyons, Illinois Village President and Trustee caught making racist comments on tape

Justice on Stevens by Scott Horton for Harpers

Wouldn't dropping the trade embargo on Cuba be in the U.S' best interest?

BREAKING: Republicans Release BALANCED BUDGET!!!

Small minds are easily impressed

Wednesday TOON Roundup Part 1: Get off the Wagoner

Are We To Respect A Person's Beliefs, Or Only Their Right To Believe?

Happy Birthday Rachel!

That texas cop quit... the one that prevented the NFL player from reaching his MIL's death bed

The best April fool's prank today

Do you support The War Against Terror (T.W.A.T)?

Why I think the repubs have already written off 2012

Warrant-less wire tapping

See what one police dept does with Michigan's voter approved medical marijuana law

Fun numbers about your birthday - LINK

Bush accused of extortion on Fox station

France: NOT COMING Carla Bruni

Alicia Pedreira And Other Kentucky Activists Are Challenging Publicly Funded Discrimination And Indo

George W. Bush --FINALLY-- Admits A Mistake.

Extension of D.C.’s Religious School Voucher Subsidy Goes Down To Defeat, But Battle Continues

Aboard the Imperial Star Ship Ameriprise- Heading for the Final Frontier

Tax Funding For Baptist University Violates Kentucky Constitution, Says Americans United

BREAKING: Ed Schultz will be on Olbermann tonight! Keith talked about an announcement last night!

Oregon lawmaker wants to make nicotine 'prescription only'

The Dallas police officer in the Ryan Moats traffic stop case has resigned

Michele Bachmann to ban the number 6. "[it's] one letter away from s-e-x" ...

I had the misfortune of watching Fixed News this morning

DHS wasted nearly $16,000 publishing book of Chertoff’s speeches.

Reconciliation Watch: GOP Getting Worried

Wednesday TOON Roundup Part 2: Foolish Republicans

Mrs. Landingham Your President is a Geek.. (Life imitates art)

Mrs. Landingham Your President is a Geek.. (Life imitates art)

The Rachel Maddow's show is on a 6 month delcine in TV viewership

Cause or blame?

Cause or blame?

Is this surprising? The military is by its nature, a right-wing organization...

You can't fix everything with duct tape.

Utah City May Reject ‘Seven Aphorisms’ Monument, Justices Say

NBC Nightly News says this is a ...."Car Sales Crises"...

The Darth Vader Budget

Female Troops Still Lack Access to Plan B Despite Its Legality

G20 row... the FT claims French "victory" tomorrow

Handing A Victory To Americans United, Justices Skip New Jersey Legal Contest Over Football Coach’s

I see an SNL skit coming out of GiftGate 2.0...bwa ha ha...

KO's Special Announcement - Randi Rhodes gets 10pm time slot...

Question On GM & Chrysler: What Happens To Retirees Pensions And Health Care If

The Rude Pundit - In Brief: Fox "news" Stalks and Ambushes Professor

LEVIN: "Offshore Interests" are Using US as Tax Haven as Fronts for "Shell Companies!

Keith's big announcement.

"Special Announcement" from Keith Tonight

Pepsi and Juh-heezus

When you get ready to go out to murder bankers, you can take these off your list

##OFFICIAL Bush-Cheney ICC War Crimes Trial## Thread 1

Tweety is so fucking clueless...

Question about health insurance pre-existing conditions

TPM Interview: Siegelman says Stevens case dropped, what about me?

Amy Goodman: What countries, Sy Hersh -- what countries are they operating in?- Hersh: "A lot"

WTO Proposes Slavery for Africa

Glenn Beck makes on-air gay slurs about Barney Frank

I don't usually post on General, but I had to show this to someone...

Shuster moving to a 3-5 time slot on MSNBC. nt

It's time to give Gonzales and Feith a free vacation to beautiful Madrid, Spain!!!!

Shamelessly asking for a Rec on the following thread:

The Geek Whodunit Tells All-How I helped build the bomb that blew up Wall Street.

OK, Mr. Schultz.... show me someting.

I have an idea about insurance. Gee... how about a NON-PROFIT health insurance agency

Okay, who's got the stomach to see what the Freepers have to say about Big Ed's MSNBC show?

Don't use the R-Word.

My Dad died 6 years ago today.

Rachel Maddow's 36th Birthday Today: Send Her Your Wishes!

I won't read DU anymore

Americans United Issues Statement On Tony Dungy Appointment To Obama Faith Council

The Quotable Democrat

DOJ Watchdog "Revising" Critical Report on John Yoo's Legal Work on Torture

Officials: Man Shocked With Taser Dies

Deadline Near, Indictment Imminent for Blagojevich

Guardian UK: Reading the NY-20 tea leaves

ED SCHULTZ IS GETTING HIS OWN SHOW

About the Obama admnistration's "Abortion Reduction" plan.

Will Stevens' Prosecutors Be Investigated?

Is "blogging" the new way to earn part-time income?

Bloomberg: Global Economic Slide May Be Easing

VOTE HERE: DU April 2009 T-Shirt Slogan Contest Finalists

MarketWatch: All 50 states in recession for first time since 1970s

What is the proper way to greet the Queen?

A grim subject, but it has been coming up: What resources are available for folks who are feeling

The Sleeping Giant - Employee Stockholders

Apparently Emirates Airlines is none too happy with their new A380's

Microsoft wants more H1-B workers.

Sounds like Olbermann's announcement might just be about Ed Schultz

HELP! I’m drowning in a sea of yokels

Somebody peed in the bank.

So, did the republics release their budget today like they said they would?

GOP Ingenuity

OMG Olbermann is getting married!!! I'm so bummed

Norm Coleman has NOT conceded.

IPOD-gate

Fake Plumber: "Drop it, brother, drop it. I never said I was an expert, man."

Paul Ryan's Crazy Budget Graph

Here is some good news for a change

The Big Picture (Boston Globe) brings you: Earth Hour.

You say the New Deal didn't work? Prove it

Queen E, Prince Ph., Prince Harry, Princess Anne, and Prince Charles.....BUT WHO DONE IT?

At one time we opposed Apartheid..

Americans Fleeing To Mexico Looking For A Better Life

To our warmongering friends here on DU...

Mandatory Wednesday Malloy Truthseekers check in!!

My favorite Queen

foreign markets up !!! 3 - 4 %

Obama’s Ersatz Capitalism by Joseph Stiglitz

Okay, time to let my fellow DUers in on a little "secret" good news...

The republicans never fail to surprise me.

China Vies to Be Leader in Electric Vehicles

sooo.. I'm flipping around the channels and the History channel is talking hippies

HDNet Dan Rather Reports: Cheney Regrets Iraq Invasion, Enhanced Interrogation,

Is it the policy of the United States government to provoke violent extremist groups into action?

Queen Noor is beautiful!

Happy 60th Birthday NATO - Time to Go Out of Business?

CSMonitor Hoax says scientists admit global warming is a hoax and my stupid friend believed it.

Video of Fargo, ND yesterday, was on CNN, by an 11 yr old

Conflicker? It made 60 mins & NYT as a threat to be unleashed today and I have heard nada.

John Yoo Arrested

Two Detroit teevee stations (WXYZ, WJBK) to share news gathering services

Can we make a new rule? No complaining about DU and DUers

Verizon wireless customers: Do you WANT your calls and location sent to anyone?

There are days I wonder HOW EXACTLY I end up in some email lists

No joking around when it comes to PROSECUTION of the BUSH/CHENEY criminals-it ain't "funny"

No joking around when it comes to PROSECUTION of the BUSH/CHENEY criminals-it ain't "funny"

Protest the inadequate health care survey question

Taking The Klavan Challenge, Part I: Conscience is Bad

Lots of Misdirection here.

Applying For Jobless Benefits? Here, Pee In A Cup

Canada Bows to US Demands to Beef up Coastal Defenses . . . .

Skinner is going to ban the word "fuck" from DU

'Ontario residents only' at Tent City

Rush Limbaugh to Speak at Sojourners' Mobilization to End Poverty

Obama’s Ersatz Capitalism by Joseph E. Stiglitz

Something that would end the financial troubles of GM and Chrysler: National Health Insurance.

What is the deal with Holder trying to get Ted Steven's conviction overturned?

I LOVE President Barack Obama!

There are no buyers for the auto industry cars. All manufacturers are down.

I am so mad right now..

Is there anything not insane about Glenn Beck?

Don Siegelman will get a fair hearing

This morning the president said that Americans value what the queen of england stands for

States Look To Tax Wealthiest Residents To Shore Up Budget Deficits

States Look To Tax Wealthiest Residents To Shore Up Budget Deficits

Goodbye, DU!

Dig A Pony

Liz needs a push up bra.

Limbaugh: If Gordon Brown keeps "slobbering" over Obama, he'll "come down with anal poisoning

Sign up to keep track of the PNAC nuts and their new think tank...

'Recession gardens' trim grocery bills, teach lessons

So, I replaced the upper control arm bushings in my 99' S-10

Wolves Back in the Crosshairs After Salazar Decision to Remove Federal Protection

Arne Duncan: Big city mayors should take over school systems

Michael Moore Approves

Holder horrified about Stevens case but what about GOV DON SIEGELMAN's CASE?

Let's give Glen Beck a nickname. I propose Dorothy.

A little project - sources for Mexican drug cartel guns other than the US

(Harvard) Analyst says she was fired for criticizing controversial investment practices

Obama Meets the Queen Mother!

Rusty And Me (Rush Limbaugh's cousin speaks)

SO we traded Ted Stevens for Don Siegelman.

9 patients made nearly 2,700 ER visits in Texas

Shultz at 6 - its official

Colbert's Hysterical Ripping Apart of Glen Beck - does google bombing still work?

You are your nation's most important ambasssador when you travel abroad.

Want to buy a hybrid? Deals are great, says CNN

In the final analysis, Bernie Madoff was the victim of overzealous regulators.

Angie "Law & Order" Harmon: Republicans "Don't Point Fingers" And "Have Class"

Universal Health Care? April Fools!

The Obamas got their dog!!

Fainting in This Country Can Carry a $10,000 Price Tag

(holy shit!) London erupts in frustration at G20

More Dallas cops: Alleged taser misuse, improper force while suspect already handcuffed

Anyone else think the protestor smashing thru @ the RBS window looks like a military type?

The Wikipedia-Short-Selling scandal widens.

Excellent CBC News special reports: "Red, White and the Economic Blues" - videos

Re: Anarchists. Which is a crazier response to injustice (perceived or otherwise)

National March on Wall Street - Friday & Saturday

Boats Too Costly to Keep Are Littering Coastlines

Stephen Colbert loves Glenn Beck's sanity... and fears for it

Would there be any interest in a DU polyamory group?

Colbert weeps for Glenn Beck's sanity

Leahy Bails on 'Truth Commission' Plan

Limbaugh: Obama May Give Gordon Brown "Anal Poisoning"

Limbaugh: Obama May Give Gordon Brown "Anal Poisoning"

Reliving what horrors we did in Fallujah. Marine court martial begins. War planners walk free.

Old, New, Borrowed and Dumb

****** DU April 2009 T-Shirt Slogan Contest: And The Winners Are... ******

You NEED to watch this video song about "No Child Left Behind."

Abandoned dog with 'Help Me' note on his collar hit and killed. His name was Copper. See the note...

So, my understanding is that the 'royals' are a bunch of in-breds.

Well I quit my job today

"We the People" to "King of the World": "YOU'RE FIRED!" ...a letter from Michael Moore

"people need immensely a resonant sound of vibration that brings hope, trust and acceptance"

"people need immensely a resonant sound of vibration that brings hope, trust and acceptance"

The Distortion of U.S. History

Newt Gingrich: My Third Wife Wants Me to be a Good Catholic (Cenk @ Huffington Post)

OMFG - the Obamas shrunk the Queen

Capitalism is not in crisis... Capitalism IS crisis!

The Case Against Breast-Feeding

I just don't get anarchists. Just don't. And

I just don't get anarchists. Just don't. And

Why does rural America vote Republican?

Seven more shopping days until my birthday

Why does Billo even go on Letterman?

I was going to ask if anyone in the lounge wanted a date, but then...

What the fuck did Rob Zombie do to Michael Myers?

I might regret starting "The Silence of the Lambs" this late...

Torn and Frayed (youtube)

Go to YouTube and play any video now! (spoiler inside)

Anybody going to the WV Road Kill Cookoff this year?

OMG!!?! Wikipedia says that the world is going nuts

Top 5 Forgotten Albums of the 1980s (April Fool's Day edition)

My brother just called.

FYI...G-20 protests seem to be heating up in London.

I saw the wierdest sh*t at the O.G. (Post a funny picture)

Happy Dance!!

Weed sponsors air

I'll be in Harvard Square this afternoon

What's the deal with Google? I was looking for information on a range of subjects and kept getting

How do you pronounce this?

Al Gore is going to announce his intentions to run for president in 2008! Woo-hoo!

Cockatoo loving the music of Ray Charles - Video -

Gmail Autopilot by CADIE

holy shit! G20 Protestors have kidnapped Obama!!!!

As you all know, I'm only three degrees of separation away from Adolf Hitler

Giant cock found in Barberville, Florida.

I fostered a Border Collie for a month...

The Washington Nationals: America's team.

Today is our anniversary. No. 13

If I were to nominate someone for the Nobel Peace Prize it would be the guy who evented this.....

So you answer a phone at work

My school's basketball coach has a cooler name than your school's basketball coach!

Okay people. I have a giant cock and I have GD.

OMG!!11! Google has released a sentient AI into the intertubes

Obama's limo attempts a 3-point turn in London

The Lounge is inhibited by savage Thirdspacers

Start the reactor, Quaid, freeee Marrrrrrs...

An official message on behalf of Tommy_Carcetti.

Heads up, Lounge.

The DC traffic grid.: Efficiency at its greatest!

Delete dupe

So if there is a DU hell, and I am going there for my purebred dog post, where am I going?

BTW, you are all FOOLS. I'm a proud member of Free Republic!!! And none of you KNEW!!!

awesome xkcd

Oh, hell yeah. Brad Pitt to star in upcoming 'Thundercats' movie.

hey, Did the shuttle come down yesterday or is it today?

Note to self:

Did you know there was a Museum of Bad Art?

Awesome new GMail feature!

I Watched 'Slumdog Millionaire' Tonight...

So the Mods (GD) have a sense of humor -

Caption compy...

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Good morning Lounge

Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool

Should I be on the computer today?

Things that look picturesque and quaint, but AREN'T!1 (gardening edition)

I love Ronald Reagan - ASK ME ANYTHING!!

Tommy_Carcetti (and all other pranksters), I've got your "out" for GD

Everything he says is a lie

I am conflicted about Conficker!

Can someone explain the whole spinning-rims-on-car-tires thing to me?

Here's my own little April Fool's joke.

Does GD and GD:Pee wanting to be a "Joke Free Zone" make them an even bigger target?

How much kicking and screaming

There are some mornings when just one Pop-Tart will suffice

OK, so clearly Freepers think they're superior in every way....

Now this has potential

Post a youtube song containing the word "Fool"

I don't think Bucky deserves merit pay.

Bird found with arrow in it survives, thrives

This is one dog that SHOULDN'T hunt!

As a Freeper, I'd like to share with you tell-tale signs of what a freeper looks like

Happy april fools day.

Dr. Strange is DTM

Forget TinyURL, try FreakingHugeURL

Deserted island - what music would you want on your iPod?

FYI: It's raining (with some snow mixed in) in Seattle today

I want a fucking pony!

Toss your iPhone. Argentina has a better phone.

MrCoffee says this is his day of jubilee. Wonder what he means by that?

I joined the BlackBerry Cult today

Who's up for a DU Lounge coordinated AF's Day prank on GD?

Gah! Damn that Sesame Street song thread! I can't get "The Batty Bat" out of my

My morning with mom.....

Internationl Wife Carrying Championship on July 4th...

Mona Lisa recreated with burger grease

Bruce, a panda, and a beer---this is no joke

I want to fuck a pony!

Favorite Sesame Street Character

Anyone need an asshat fan for their pony?

Florida: home to the sanest smartest nicest best people in the world

I've just declared myself to be KING OF DU! I'm taking OVER!

Burglar almost coldcocks himself during attempted break-in (w/hilarious video)

Do savage third worlders have soles?

Happy 36th Birthday to Rachel Maddow!

Do FOX talking heads have souls?

Anyone remember "The State" on MTV?

To help MrCoffee out

We'll be butchering that pony and feasting on it's flesh before the year is out!

anyone a big ass fan

anyone need a big ass fan?

Pony references

Can this be for real?

When is MrCoffee on Wheel of Fortune?? Say hi to Pat and Vanna

The breathtaking effect of cutting back on meat : Kathy Freston

What beer do you hate the most?

Do you think MrCoffee regrets any of his previous PMs

So If you loved someone.....would you make them walk

Obama Dumps Religion, Embraces Atheism During European Tour

The new Gmail Autopilot is awesome!

Okay, this is the lounge, right? So, where is the DU bathroom?

Historic Senator Robert Byrd Imploded In Controlled Demolition

$99 FLIGHTS TO MARS RIGHT NOW!!!!

News from Dumfuckistan

PETA thread up in GeeDee

It's time to play the IT DOES NOT YIELD PORN ON THE GOOGLE IMAGE PAGE Game

How would you like to be on the admissions staff of UCSD today?

The war on April Fool's Day has begun.

Dear No-Smoking Diary, Day One entry...

VOTE HERE: DU April 2009 T-Shirt Slogan Contest Finalists!

Team hosts 'Octomom Night' at ballpark (not April Fools)

Okay, that's it. I'm re-registering Republican.

Woman locked in car can't get out, calls 911

St. Stupid's Day parade in SF pays homage to stupidity

You guys don't know just how difficult it is to be a pretend freeper

Well I was going to go the mall but just heard on the fire band

Gorn Is On Fire

Anything interesting happening tonight?

In honor of April Fools Day, LOST tonight will throw us for an unexpected loop.

a big ass pony walks into a bar.....

Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it

How come in the South, many people are called by 2 names?

I think my Mom is dying

I think my Mom is dying

Does Gmail read your emails?

OMG I WANT THIS FOR MY CATS!!!!!

This is so sad.....

I have complex feelings while contemplating parenthood....

So I finally told Verizon to "Go Fuck Yourself"

I give up. No more cats for me. I have had it.

What Guiness Book World Record do you think you could break?

zOMFG! Obamessiah's meeting with the Queen!!!

Do purebred dogs have souls?

Guitar Hero vs. Rock Band: what's the difference?

Attention: Anti-breastfeeding thread up in General Discussion

Happy birthday to me

Two of the guys from Korn are now fundies. Rapture Index to spike shortly.

Arm The Homeless: Give Piece A Chance

I am Spartacus,

I am the Lorax - I speak for the trees!

Obama with Huge Jintao

It's snowing and there's thunder and there's wind and it's frightening.

So I Am Working Temp At Verizon, And This Rude Woman Told Me To Go Fuk Myself

Well I got good news for once from the doctor.

So I Am Posting at DU Today, And This Fellow DUer Told Me To Go Fuk Myself

YouTube: Richard Thompson - 1952 Vincent Black Lightning

You otter click on this thread

If you seek Amy

Why the fuck is Faux so hyped on this "Global Currency" bullshit?

How do you like my new avatar?

I'm upset that DS1 is missing out on a delicious cup of coffee tonight.

Chocolate in coffee, is this a good idea?

Post a song with the word "fool" in the title.

How long before MrCoffee forgives me and 5gan for today's antics?

Question about creating Polls: Is there any way to create a poll in which the respondee can vote

I am Kirk Douglas.

Great independent music label: ESP-Disk. Just reissued vinyl for

Film that put Santa Rosa on the map

In my defense...

This ain't no April Fool, baby!

Man gets paid to have sex with friends wife

There are days I shouldn't get out of bed without training wheels.

Inglourious Basterds.

Physics buffs: Is this Wiki Answer re: sound waves perturbed by wind true?

Bonehead bumpersticker o' the day

I want to thank all the DUers who bought GS cookies from my daughter

My knees!!!

I'm watching JEOPARDY and drinking java, right fucking now!

I Think I Am In /LustLove With A 20yr Old

C A N C E L L E D - My worst nightmare come true!

13 minutes!!!! I'm all tingly.

VESPASIAN... VESPA

Who Is That Decaffeinated Slob On Jeopardy?

What is a Federal Claims Examiner?

I updated my blog!

I Will Take Juan Valdez For $500 Alex

What Are We DU'rs Listening To?

I have an entire bag of Lindt White Chocolate truffles.

Calling Brenda,: Give Midlo A Sedative

MrCoffee is totally kicking ass and taking names.

WOOOHOOOO MR COFFEE

***** OFFICIAL MR COFFEE GETS CREAMED THREAD *****

Hmm. I didn't know happiness could be bottled.

kitten picture of the day for wednesday april 1

Are you watching 1600?

OFFICIAL ASK MR. COFFEE FOR MONEY THREAD

I'm goin' Penguin Huntin'

Judy is fucking pissing me off.

HOLY SHIT. "Coming Home" Sesame Street show on now. PBS

Post a quote from Arrested Development with an accompanying "current events" pic.

Osbournes: Reloaded is f'n awesome.

SURVEY - "It's not you - it's me" almost always a lie. Its you.

I like cheesecake....oh and coffeecake.

Breaking - 50% of women fake orgasms - Men - 0%

Don't spoil Jeopardy for me!!! I'm on the west coast --it's not on for 3 more hours!

SURVEY - Old guys becoming less grumpy.

Why aren't those freaks in GD discussing tonight's Jeopardy?

Amy Winehouse to join convent.

People who write malware should be necklaced!

I think that Midlo has had WAY too much coffee tonight.

South Korean scientists successfully splice pig and poodle genes

North Korean scientists successfully knit pork noodle jeans

XXX Percent of the World is Addicted to Corn

BREAKING NEWS: O'Reilly resigns from FOX!

sometimes I'm proud of my home town

YES! I now have the MLB Network in HD!

Rolling Stones to reunite

A cat died in my neighbor's garage by getting stuck in it.

Man, it's 2am and I'm still jacked up from meeting the Queen today

***** OFFICIAL MR COFFEE GETS CREAMED AND SUGARED THREAD *****

Change any part of a movie title to "big ass pony"

FTC - KFC lied about being out of Original 75% of the time.

I have a confession to make

George Costanza... a SERIAL KILLER? On CBS' Criminal Minds right now

Scientists Find 'Baffling' Link between Autism and Vinyl Flooring

BREAKING-- morans who keep posting unfunny April Fools threads to get cockpunched

Breaking - Bush to submit to IQ test

Anyone else go to see "Monsters vs. Aliens" yet?

question for the lounge-keteers (tm pending)

Jozy Altidore

College Freshmen Find 'Baffling' Link between Tequila and Vinyl Flooring

Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale

Braindump from Republic Land

So, did you get the conflicker today?

I got the Williams' Blood in me!

Civilized people don't kill their enemies.

BREAKING - John Kerry to tell another joke.

I hold in my hand the Last April's Fools Day thread.

I'm At An Airport In Maine Right Now Waiting For...

Deux!

Deux!

STUDY: Playing "Sussudio" makes mice commit suicide.

Anyone have an extra thneed I can borrow?

Breaking - Troy Polamalu to get haircut.

The RetroLounge Daily Poem Thread (Wed 4/1/2009)

The BlueIris Semi-Nightly Poetry Break, 4/1/09 (The single greatest poem I have ever read.)

I came really close to yakking tonight in the car

PADDY DUMPS MCCTATAS!!

So my neighbor watched while BabyM had her tongue bifurcated.

Your experience studying art of any kind (cinema, writing, fine art, etc) at a university.

"When All the World's Asleep"--tonight's poem from the open mic...

I'm Moving

I got into two more universities today!

This just isn't right

Breaking - Eric Clapton confesses to shooting deputy too.

And the words of the poets are written on the bathroom walls: "thewritingsonthestall.com"

Movie lineup for tonight, yes it is movie night at our house, outside.

[Adult Swim] Cartoon Network

I'm baaaaaack!!!

Happy 36th Birthday, Rachel Maddow!

Circumcision: Information about the nitty gritty.

Beer,beer everywhere, nor any drop to drink!!!

I planted some Dahlia today.

All I wanted to do was warm up my damn leftovers...

So how was your day at work today?

"My Mother the Car" to be made into movie.

MAN there is some batshit craziness in the main forums tonight...

I am sitting outside and I keep hearing this owl hoot!

Media take lead on April Fool's Day jokes

Limbaugh: "Stevie Wonder not really blind"

Well, now, it's been a long time.....

The Lounge is inhabited by savage third-graders.

Good Bye all! Its been a great journey. I am leaving to join the new Mormon

good bye, Guilding Light

Who else is absolutely jonesing for a cup of nice hot coffee?

What kind of underwear do you wear?

I am watching the movie WALL-E, it is not just for kids.

Picture of the Day from Texas:

just-turned 18 yr old daughter and friend planning to drive from NY to FL, making two

Pet Owners who Worry about what they Feed their pets...

**** I'm Running For Re-election! ****

AMERICAN IDOL (spoilers)

Does anyone else hate HGTV with the burning fire of a thousand suns?

BREAKING - That old guy in front of you was driving slow on purpose

Well its official, more or less,

Bella's message to the baby haters

I'm FINALLY watching Kill Bill Vol. 1.

NFL receiver Stallworth charged with DUI manslaughter

Next Time A Republican Tells You Cutting Corporate Taxes Will Save Or Create Jobs, Tell Them This

STUDY- Women can tell when you're staring at their boobs.

This is NO JOKE!

Post April Fools threads you would most likely find at Free Republic

woohoo! seasons 3 and 4 of Miami Vice are up on Hulu.com!

Ten Percent of World is Addicted to Porn

THIS IS JEOPARDY!!!!!!!

The Seal Hunt SLAUGHTER in Canada is underway

OK, I need your powers of observation. Please disprove this "Ghost" picture (WARNING: HUGE photo)

POLL - 80% of women prefer fat bald guys.

POLL - 80% of women prefer fat bald guys.

what would you do?

Tales from the cockpit: Wrong airport

What Was The Best April Fools Joke You Have Ever Done?

So the creator of "don't tutch the but" is failing kindergarten art!

Now it can be told. Loungers, may I present to you...BlueIris: Ex-Feminist.

So my neighbor got her toddler's lip pierced.

So the cat's skittishness now makes sense: somebody (once) shot her

Alright, is this an indicator of how truly simple I am?

A customer at work told me people will start committing suicide soon

Tell something about your state that most people don't know.

Remember, Jeopardy tonight. Guy in the middle.

I got hit up on last night, by a guy. In a lesbian bar. He insisted I'd made a mistake about gay.

L O S T

"Life on Mars"...I will miss it...

Which is your favorite "Planet" from Gustav Holst?

Is the "TOO CLOSE TO CALL" race in NY-20 a win for us?

Man, sometimes I kinda wish Bush was still in charge...

Award-winning economist: "What the Obama administration is doing is far worse than nationalization"

Sy Hersh on Morning Joke now

G20: I'm Glad We Have A President Who Can Stand Up To All Of Europe!

Seriously thinking the Birthers may be on to something.

Obama and Russia negotiating arms reduction!

BREAKING: G20 Protestors Kidnap Obama in London (!!!!)

Politico: Obama referendum: no winner, one loser (Guess Who)

Liberal group Catholics United comes to Sebelius' defense

You may be reading about me later today

coleman's Not A Sore Loser: He's A SOARING LOSER!

Why I LOVE The Birthers

Pending Home Sales: Good news (and a hi-larious euphemism)

Any moment now? Protest situation is getting INTENSE ...

PHOTOS G20 Protests - The Banners (London April 1)

Anyone listening to those Jackasses

So, Any Word On The Republan Budget?

Oh jeez... The Republicans' Budget plan... freeze non-defense discretionary spending for five years!

LOL at the cartoon in The Sun (UK)

Cruel April Fools Joke?

It's not only okay to say "Fuck you Obama" here but to say "fuck you" to other members now.

How do you stop the bombardment of security pop ups

Walked away from DU for two weeks....

Krugman and Stiglitz Offer Support To Key Elements GOP Alternative Budget

Budget Reconciliation is back on the menu!

Colbert Takes On Glenn Beck's Weepy Nonsense (VIDEO)

NARAL blasts Presidents Obama's new DNC chief (Kaine)

Wow, amazing slideshow-Obamas In Britain

Watchdogs: Treasury won't disclose bank bailout details

CNN Video: Michelle Mania

A First Lady Fit for a Queen

Just saw the video of President Obama meeting the Queen on CNN

Oh no, wait til the Pope hears who Michelle is dining with tonight

From what I've seen, the police in London are doing a pretty decent job

I wish people would stop harping on alleged "crimes" of retired VP Cheney. He's gone. Get over it.

Obama's meet Her Mag and her old man

Freeper Running for Rahm's Seat Apologizes for Bigoted Freeper Posts She Made

A Question - Has the Corp. Media covered the Past Bush-G20 Summit Protests this well before?

want to see what's going on in London, without our M$M filter?...go BBC...

PHOTOS Hillary's Morning (London, April 1)

KY-Sen: Bunning to Announce Retirement Today

Never mind meeting the Queen, meeting her husband will be the, eh, interesting one

Deputy OMB Rob Nabors attacks the Republicans and their budget

An iPod versus a framed signed photograph of the Queen and her hubby: I know which I'd prefer!

An iPod versus a framed signed photograph of the Queen and her hubby: I know which I'd prefer!

Sleeveless alert!

PHOTOS G20 Protests - Bloody Hell. Literally.

Whoops and hollers in the street and a brief chant of "Obama! Obama!".

Murphy's lead revised to 25 votes

Anybody else watching the House debate on the TARP bonus bill?

Surprise!!!!The Queen REALLY gave the Obamas puppies!!!!

U.S. SOS Hillary Clinton trips over Ambassador

Prince Philip to President Obama: "How could you tell them all apart?"

Why does the Liberal Media call all the protestors---Anarchists?!

Here is an open letter from 'Michael Moore' this morning!!

Stiglitz vs. Johnson

Democrats Predict 210-Vote Victory in NY-20

Grassley: Obama plans welcomed in Europe because they're socialist

March Economic Summary in Graphs (calculated risk)

IPOD-gate

NYT: The proposed Republican budget promises renewed compassionate conservatism

PAUL KRUGMAN APOLOGIZES TO OBAMA AT G20!!!!!

Pretty good cartoon from The Sun.

Updated: Dems could fast track Obama's budget; GOP worried

"It's being seen as the first verdict on the president and his policies."

NYTimes Whines: Is Obama Trying To Muzzle The Press Corps?

PHOTOS The Queen Meets Royalty :-)

PHOTOS Ok, links to all today's photo threads, in case you're (a) interested and (b) missed them!

Richard Wolffe just said the Queen is "not an iPod person" but the English "expert" said she already

Todd Palin interview proves he's a joke

Screen captures of the Obamas' poll numbers

McCain just said that he supported this President and wished him every success.

How To Decrease Gov. Spending, Quickly

BBC Video: First Lady Michelle's day in London

I present: The official House Republican Budget (from gop.gov)

PHOTOS British Newspaper Front Pages (Thursday, April 2)

Re: Justice,

PHOTOS The Obamas at No 10, Downing St (April 1)

self delete. n/t

PHOTOS Michelle's Morning (London, April 1)

Obama Shocks Queen With Gift of New Car

keith o's big surprise announcement tonite! nt

Maybe I am being too patriotic but, the leader of the FREE WORLD is giving an audience to the Queen

New Nuclear Talks - What Needs To Be Discussed? Just A Reduction Of Warheads?

bwahahaha. Bill O is positively jaundiced over Obama's popularity in England

Does new or re-regulation make sense at this point in time? (aka Sarkozy is a dumb-ass)

What will happen to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

Cali asked what class was...

Why didn't Krugman advocate Gordon Brown's plan?

PHOTOS G20 Protests, London (April 1)

OMFG!!!! Michelle Obama Will Be Seated Next To J.K. Rowling Tonight!!!

Odds On Obama Quashing Government-Run Health Insurance?

Obama's Gift to the Queen

GA-Gov: Thurbert Baker (D)Will Run

Did the White House censor single-payer discussion from "live blog" of health care forum transcript?

Obama’s First Circuit (Federal appeals nominee - 7th circuit) Nominee Gets Quick Hearing

Homophobe coach asked to serve on Obama's 'Faith Council'

WaPo: (Republican Budget)Revision Proposes Deep Tax Cuts and Slash in Medicare, Medicaid Programs

About that iPod

Freeper threatens to kill Obama in response to an April fools story

Peter Orszag is on The Daily Show tonight. fyi.

Mittens: Don't root for Obama to fail

Midweek Loon Watch: Freakout Over President Obama’s iPod Gift (video)

GALLUP: Obama Working With 61% Approval on Foreign Affairs

Holder throws out charges against Ted Stevens

Rahm Emanuel's commencement address (LOL!)

David Schuster gets a 2 hour show on msnbc 12pm-2pm pt!

Administration Releases Regulations To Scale Back Unfair Insurance Practices

BREAKING: Supreme Court To Hear Obama Birth Certificate Challenge

When we say someone has class, what do we mean? Or rather,

The people who complain about Obama giving foreign heads of state relatively inexpensive gifts...

Democrats Agree on a Health Plan; Now Comes the Hard Part

Thursday's Public Schedule for President Obama

Does anyone really care that Justice Dropped the Stevens case.

Scarborough loses his shit entirely laughing at Glen Beck (video)

Did Rachel just pull an April 1st on us?!

It's a gaffe!

PHOTOS Hillary's Day (April 1)

Does anyone remember any other first lady being compared to Jackie THIS much?

My local TV performance for OFA will air April 20th

CBS news so concerned about Michelle not having a purse like all the British.

Making me proud ... Obama w/ a Bobby in London. pix

Rachel has Colin Powell against the wall

No soul searching no Colgate in G20 diplomacy

Immigration judge allowing Obama's aunt to remain in US for now

President Obama Sends "Blunt" Letter to Gov. Sanford of South Carolina

"Mighty Michelle" - "a welcome dash of class"

no joke. Oliphant nails it.

Virginia Foxx (R-NC): “Democrats Have A Tar Baby On Their Hands”

Obama: “Don’t think we’re not keeping score, brother”

PROMISES, PROMISES: Obama Tax Pledge Up In Smoke

Nobel Laureate Joeseph Stieglitz on Obama's bank bailout

Why Is Obama Refusing To Enact Reforms That Europeans Want?

PHOTO Now listen up men.......

PHOTO Now listen up men.......

Queen Elizabeth WANTED A VIDEO iPOD!!!

Queen Elizabeth WANTED A VIDEO iPOD!!!

PHOTOS Last call - the end of a very, very long day...sleep well President and First Lady!

The Obamas gave the Queen a rare, signed Rodgers (of Rodgers and Hammerstein) music book...

Don't be surprised if Michelle Obama does not curtsy to the Queen

Morning Joke, Olbermann, Hardball & Maddow gain BIG! .. CNN's Campbell Brown & Dobbs are TANKING!

For those who don't read Chris Floyd and Empire Burlesque, a sample:

PHOTOS More meetings, handshakes, handshakes and meetings (London, April 1)

Do you consider yourself to the left, right, or same as President Obama?

PHOTO Angry Crowd Greet the President at Buckingham Palace

PHOTOS: The Queen w/ The Kennedys and The Obamas

PHOTOS Michelle, sleeveless in London (thanks for the warning jenmito!)

What Obama put on the Queen's iPod

It's amazing having these two represent our country on the world stage.

How To Muzzle Paul Krugman? Easy. Release The GOP Budget Proposal

Card check (EFCA) is dead and no it's not Obama's fault

Just in case you forgot, This is what a Gaffe looks like

AP tries to claim that Obama is a liar- again

Hillary's health care plan adopted by congressional Dems

Michelle and the Queen, KIND OF hug.....

Would The Economy Have Been Any Different If Bill Clinton Had Been President 2001-2008?

David Shuster will be the Host on MSNBC from 3-5 PM ET

********* DU show your appreciation to The New ED show ************

Obama tries to rally world to cope with downturn.

Sarkozy warns G20 over "false compromises"

Obama calls for G20 global action.

GM, Chrysler bankruptcy could hurt TCS the most (TATA)

Supreme Court rejects Philip Morris appeal of award ($155 Million)

FBI probing arson attack on UCLA researcher's car

Betting on birds banned (Cambodian nationwide ban on cockfighting)

'10 dead' in Afghanistan attack

U.S. Plan Sees Easing of G.M. to Bankruptcy

China and US pledge co-operation

U.S. Companies Slashed Payrolls More Than Forecast in March, ADP Data Show

Retired military officers: Keep DADT

Gates Foundation launches 3rd initiative in China

Polygamous Indonesia politicians may lose female votes

Taliban militants blow up PML-Q leader home in Swat

Research group switches on world's first "artificial intelligence" tasked-array system.

U.S. private sector job losses rise in March

Barack Obama and Dmitry Medvedev agree to cut their countries' nuclear arsenals by end of year

Fargo businesses reopen as swollen river subsides

Madoff Feeder Fund Accused of Fraud (fed over $7 billion to Madoff)

Military: Afghanistan War Needs More Time, Money

[NY-20 Special Election] Murphy, Tedisco race to be decided by absentee ballots

Dow Up In March After 6 Down Months

Pakistan is 'centre of terrorism'

White House rules: Governors control stimulus cash

Bush accused of extortion on Fox station

Lawsuit against Army contractor (KBR) upheld

Cop who stopped NFL player in hospital lot resigns

Senate to Take Up House Climate Bill

Protestor Dies amid G20 protests

Republicans seek to undo much of stimulus spending (Budget)

G20 protests: Rioters loot RBS office after clashes in City

Ted Stevens Guilty verdict being "dismissed"

(Harvard) Analyst says she was fired for criticizing controversial investment practices

G20 Protestors set up 'flash Camp' / climate camp in heart of London

Home Prices in U.S. to Decline Through 2010, Insurer PMI Says

Ford’s March U.S. Sales Fell 41% as Job Losses Rose

General: Afghan-Pakistan insurgents get stronger

Oil-Rich Arab State Pushes Nuclear Bid With U.S. Help

Judge allows Obama's aunt to stay in U.S. until at least Feb. 2010

Authorities Seize Madoff Propert

Scientists Find 'Baffling' Link between Autism and Vinyl Flooring

Mom Accused Of Daring Teens To Chug Vodka

Taliban say U.S. reconciliation offer "lunatic"

Andy Hallett, 33, singer known for TV role in 'Angel'

DPD Cop Involved In Stop Of NFL Player Resigns

Standoff Ends at Caterpillar Plant in France

I need helpful suggestions. A student in my class is over cleavaged every day.

Public's Cry as G-20 Meets: 'We are Struggling'

Clashes outside Bank of England

Japan gives cash to jobless foreigners to go home

Feds seize Madoff's boats in South Florida

STOCK MARKET WATCH, Wednesday April 1

Petraeus Says Israel Might Choose to Attack Iran

U.S. to drop charges against former Sen. Stevens: report

Pardon sought for first black heavyweight champ

Army lied about how my son died in Iraq: Friendly-fire victim was 'misidentified' as enemy gunman

ACLU Urges Obama Admin To Turn Over Torture Docs-May 05 Bradbury Memos Said To Ratify CIA's Torture

China challenges US global financial leadership

US replaces Blackwater for some Iraq security

U.S. Weighs Putting 70,000 Troops in Afghanistan

Inside Obama's Meeting With Medvedev

China general tells troops Party trumps state

Gordon Brown battles to save G20 agreement from Franco-German opposition

Surprise Recusal in Paul Minor Appeal Hearing

Upstate New York House Race Is Too Close to Call

US road privatization may hurt states

Bailout hits Domino's for 11,000 free pizzas.

Bomb blows hole in Lenin statue

Man Dies During G20 London Protests

9 patients made nearly 2,700 ER visits in Texas

Sweden votes in favor of legalizing gay marriage

Missile Strike Said to Kill at Least 10 in Pakistan

G20 Protests - (Bankers wave money at protestors

MSNBC hires Ed Schultz for 6 p.m. slot

Air Force One Landing In the UK - President Obama's Ride

David Shuster Gives Michele Bachmann Some Love - Hypocrisy Over The Line

Rachel Maddow: Ron Suskind on Cheney & Torture

Rachel Maddow: Ron Suskind on Cheney & Torture

PBS Frontline - 'Black Money' Promo

PM Brown: Obama Has Given 'Renewed Hope' To World

Obama arrives @ Downing Street -next stop the Queen!

Obama economic advisor Austan Goolsbee calls GOP budget proposal an April Fool's joke

Stan Loses His Money At A Bank - POOF!

President Obama and PM Brown: Joint Press Conference

AP: Obama - 'Some Are to Blame, But All Are Responsible'

G20 protests London, riot police deployed 1st April 2009

Rachel Maddow & David Sirota on the GOP's selective poutrage on CEO class vs. working class

Boehner Vs. Ryan On What Constitutes A Budget

KO & Dan Gross on The Blue Collar White Collar Bailout Double Standard

Jabba the Rush: Supernews

Rep. Ginny Foxx - The Democrats have a tar baby on their hands

Public School House Rock

President Obama Jokes with Gordon Brown about Soccer

Glenn Beck Obama is a Blood Sucking Vampire

Queen Elizabeth Meets President Obama At Buckingham Palace

TYT: Cenk Reacts To Bill O'Reilly's Ban On Spain (Cheney Involved?)

Rove Admits Involvement in Siegelman Case, Plame Affair

G20 Agrees To New Global Currency - U.S. ATM's Replacing Dollars over Easter?

Rep Ellison (1st Muslim member of Congress) ‘I Am Skeptical Of The Troop Escalation In Afghanistan’

*Blubbering Buffoon* HATES 911 Victims!!!

Prince Philip, Politically Incorrect Again; Asks Obama if He Can Tell The Chinese Apart

Rep. Barney Frank: Repugs Suffer From a "Pyschological Disorder"

G20 March In London - The People Are Angry - Anarchist Socialist Demonstration

Sleep Now in the Fire

Bjorn Against

OT - Jeopardy fans alert!

Badlands Democrat

Moderator Availability Thread for Wednesday April 1st 2009

swishyfeet

bunnies

Prattvictory

Catshrink

Nordic65

rainbow4321

RonPaulFan

JoeyMac1

Ono

undertheboardwalk

knickershack

OT - Who knew Whole Paycheck had a sense of humor!

Fido Dido

NoNine

OT - Oh my word - Team hosts 'Octomom Night' at ballpark

4/01 Snip please, masuki bance,

BreweryYardRat

horsewithnoname

LifeForceMentor

99th_Monkey

davidswanson

laurenc325

tk2kewl

StreetKnowledge

JANdad

tommy123

OT - I think I've found the culprit, or *a* culprit, in the spam wave.

vikrant

geegollygosh

Mxrx1

joe admits he doesn't "know a lot about everything" ......

TYT: Miss Universe visits Gitmo

Bill Maher - New Rule: End The American Military Empire

Simon Johnson points out what should be obvious - that Wall Street has taken over the government

Letterman to O'Reilly: You're too smart to believe what you say

Glenn Beck mocks Barney Frank for being gay and other stupid stuff

Iran's offer of help to rebuild Afghanistan heralds new age of diplomacy with the US

Priority 1: World Growth

President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama in London for G20 Summit

Where is the new JFK we expected? He's stuck in a rut with Gordon Brown

Administration Is Debating Release of Interrogation Memos.

Polygamous Indonesia politicians may lose female votes

The ongoing FitzBlago saga is in some ways irresistibly funny...

Cynicism We Can Believe In

Talk About CHANGE: Angela Merkel ASKS Obama for a Backrub

Hersh: Cheney ‘Left A Stay Behind’ In Obama’s Government

G20 Protesters storm RBS branch

Preemptive Republican Whining

"IRS Launches Crackdown on Offshore Tax Evasion" (3-26-09 AP via CNBC)

Israeli Nuclear Arsenal Prohibits US Foreign Aid Under Symington Amendment

Wall Street Journal: Home Prices: Low, But Still No Bargain

US Envoy Writes of Israeli Threats

Robert Jensen on White Supremacy, Patriarchy, and Capitalism

Robert Borosage: Time for a Grand Inquest on the Financial Crisis

G20 protests- welcome to London. Now let the battle begin

The G20 seating plan: Never mind the stimulus, who sat next to the president?

Obama Should Debate Rush Limbaugh

McCain Leads Fight to Pardon Jack Johnson

Is the Populist Mob Right? (from "Seeking Alpha")

Neo-Cons and Moral Degeneracy

Visa program for skilled workers under attack

This is not a war on terror. It is a racist war on all Tamils

US Cybersecurity Bill Would Set Standards For Government, Private Companies

Mythbusters Jamie Heineman & Adam Savage: Sarah Palin can't see Russia from her house

DHS wasted nearly $16,000 publishing book of Chertoff’s speeches.

Chris Floyd: Darkness Renewed: Terror as a Tool of Empire

I'll have a "Draught Dodger!": Canadian Parliament votes again to let U.S. war resisters stay

Wachovia worker training replacement interviewed by local TV

Pissed Off at the Corporate Banking Industry? Here's an Easy Way You Can Hurt Them

Palin Jilted for the Prom

Colbert Goes Stewart on Glenn Beck

Get Your Red Hot Whiney Excuses Here!

Good to let Stevens go?

"The Left"

Democrats Agree on a Health Plan; Now Comes the Hard Part

Ballard announces availabilty of Automotive Fuel Cells

Gov. Corzine signs bills to boost N.J. renewable energy

Kia Aero-soul (A.P.R.I.L. system )

NOAA Report Calls Flame Retardants Concern to U.S. Coastal Ecosystems—Health Care Concerns…Noted

Ford readies mix of all-electric and plug-in hybrids

Peak oil review - Mar 30

Multinational Science Team's Findings - Even Slight Boost In CO2 Decreases WAIS Stability - AFP

Lord Mayor Of London Cuts 50% Of City's Environmental Staff - Business Green

McGuire (Air Force Base) goes 'green' with solar panel installation (goal: energy neutral by 2015)

BP cuts 620 jobs from solar business (out of 2,200 worldwide)

Bolstering solar development in Japan

Defense Department Program Aims to Create New Biodiesel Fuel

Breakthrough Made in Energy Efficiency, Use of Waste Heat

FirstEnergy to convert plant units to burn biomass

Rep. John Boehner and Sen. Mitch McConnell's Big Green Lie

Ceramic fuel cell sets electric record (Oz)

First hydrogen fuel cell for the home

China Invests to Be Leader in Electric Vehicles

Rio Building 7 Miles Of Walls Around Biggest Slums To Cut Deforestation In Surrounding Terrain

Pacific Ocean Mercury Levels Increasing - Methylmercury About 29% Of Total - Nature

State of the Birds

Testimony of Cuban Agent Octavio and the taking down of the 75 US Undercover Agents - 2003

Yesterday's Press Conf: Senate Cuba Travel Bill

Honduran journalist killed

NEW Bolivia-UN Weekly Newsletter

VEN proposes Oil-Backed Currency, South-South Alliances at Arab-South Am Summit

Mark Weisbrot: G-20, Welcome to the Multi-Polar World

Good friend of Cuba, Venezuela, British MP George Galloway Banned from Entering Canada

Battlestar Galactica at the UN

Boxer Parisi dies in car accident at 41

Pardon sought for first black heavyweight champ

I've decided to call a peace truce with Upton & Cboy and let them know they've been right all along.

When did BREAKING WIND become a federal offense?

PTI Got Me

Isaac Bruce to return to 49ers

AP sources: Stallworth to be charged in Fla. crash

Giants picked to finish last by Sporting News

The most compelling Final Four ever?!?!?!

Today in labor history April 1 Police raided the strikers’ tent colony; the chief of police was kill

Visteon Workers Occupy plants

The Canton, Ohio Speech, Anti-War Speech

Honoring Triangle Shirtwaist victims

Follow up on Brother Dave's passing from cancer 44 Wife, children, grandchildren

Detroit auto workers denounce Obama's concession demands

Retired military officers: Keep DADT

Still More Iraqi Gays To Be Executed

Public Hearing on LD 1020, the Marriage Bill - April 24,2009 9:30 am to 12:30 pm

Clementine Ford: "I Am Gay"

Is terrya still around?

eHarmony Launches Site for SS Matches

Judge OKs same-sex couple's divorce (Broome Co, NY)

Obama invites Tony Dungy to join White House faith council

Swedish Parliament today voted yes to gender neutral marriages

I just got flamed on GD for suggesting that polyamorous people face many...

Thankfully, there's a new item on the homosexual agenda: Food Banks

Forbidden Cures

How Cancer Politics Have Kept You in the Dark Regarding Successful Alternatives

Aspartame Almost Killed Me!

New study covers just about everything!

Why do health insurance corporations...

Court aggravates sentence of policeman who killed Palestinian

. Haaretz poll: 54% of public dissatisfied with new government

US Envoy Writes of Israeli Threats

(Avigdor) Lieberman: Israel not bound by Annapolis

At one time we opposed Apartheid..

Palestinian youth orchestra shut after performing for Holocaust survivors

Israel: Transforming International Law by Violating It

G20 Protest Pics

Confirmed: Sources Say President Considers Bankruptcy Best Option For Automakers

Tax credits for paid time off?

Foreign central banks aren’t going to finance much of the 2009 US fiscal deficit...

Geithner, from the Peanut Gallery

Levitt and Mankiw join the Obama Administration

Question regarding the February "Pending Home Sales" number...

Senate Panel Approves Bill Limiting Credit-Card Rates

Youth pastor accused in bullet ricochet

Here's your April Fool's economic story...

Boats Too Costly to Keep Are Littering Coastlines

Some advice, please. Good time to refinance?

BP Fires A Quarter Of Its Solar Workers (620 Green Collar jobs out the window)

ADP: Private Sector Loses 742,000 Jobs

How AIG Is Driving GM Into Bankruptcy

The Economy Is Contracting A Lot More Rapidly Than The Government Is Reporting, Per TrimTabs

Even death isn't recession proof: Funeral homes are cutting costs

Survey finds Chinese manufacturing worsening

SCOTUS says government is not responsible for protecting individuals and ACLU knows that. Why

Moody's Warns of Worst Corporate Default Rate since WWII

David Kotok Explains Why Geithner's Toxic Asset Plan "Stinks"

Thank God for the Supreme Court that gave us the Heller decision.

Is that a pic for the April contest?

How about this for hard work?

On the first clear day since we got back from Nome

I need to get back to picturing things...

The Family Plot

Fun with numbers about your Birthday-LINK

So, guys? Those changes I posted about last week? Well...here they are. BlueIris: Ex-Feminist.

vibes

Wedding Anniversary

Cats' Central Nervous System Can Repair Itself

Study reveals baby chickens aren't just cute — they are also math whizzes

What's All This Calculator Stuff, Anyhow?

Tracing The Theory of Evolution to Benjamin Franklin

Any forensic scientists or buffs here?

Pope Ratso to Investigate Scandalized Religious Order, Legionaries of Christ

Vatican to Investigate Scandalized Religious Order

Purpose

I had a major revelation this morning: Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior

Appropriating the Suffering of Others

Are We To Respect A Person's Beliefs, Or Only Their Right To Believe?

Salmon With Pink Peppercorn Citrus Sauce

Whole Foods Website 4/1/2009

It was 52 years ago today, and I don't think it's happened again since

Wet Nuts....I swear it's not a sex thread!

Well...the cheese is tasty but it didn't make proper curds.

What's for dinner ~ Wednesday ~ April the 1st Edition

NBC 86-es Chopping Block

Could you do this... Squeeze Bacon

April Cooking & Baking Project

The Dumbest, Yet Most Widely Accepted 9/11 Conspiracy Theory: EXPOSED

Repo: The Genetic Opera

Guiding Light Cancelled

Cage sells his Bavarian Castle

Harper 'deeply troubled' by Afghan move to limit women's rights

Kady O'Malley liveblogs the G20

Your thoughts please: Recently I had my computer cleaned of

Can anyone please tell me what these are?

Logitech Cordless keyboard and mouse

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