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Archives: February 24, 2005

themoron as Norman Bates

Scott Ritter on Proliferation (in Truthout)

Detroit Free Press: Press Impostor (Gannon/Guckert)

Negroponte's Media Massage

Did he [Bush] and Laura go shopping? (in Europe)--shrinking dollar

When Democracy Failed - 2005: The Warnings of History by Thom Hartmann

Tampa Tribune: Outing A White House `Reporter'

Bypass Media on Gannongate

SF Chron - Who is Jeff Gannon?

Swifties Slime Again (Dowd)--she sure got this one right!!

Ritual & Sexual Torture in Gitmo and Abu Ghraib - Bad Blood

How's This For Patriotism? NRA to Fight Miniscule Fee that Would Help Law

An 'A La Carte' Coalition Between U.S. and Europe (American "hyperpower")

In Memoriam: Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

Survival of the Weakest; A Darwinian Lesson for Rick Santorum

Media Censorship by Omission.

Auto industry veteran defends social security...

GANNONGATE as seen by The Internet Weekly Report heh heh

Private vulnerable "armies"- K. Scharnberg

Iraq to be a Vietnam: retired general

Unveiling a Terrorism Case (WP on Abu Ali)

George W. Bush's 12-Step Program

How consumers pay the price at Walmart.

A LETTER to America.

'Dean Scream' clip was media fraud

Bush spreads lies about Social Security

Molly Ivins: Horror Stories

Long Live Drugs And Politics

From "Monster / Suicide / America" by Steppenwolf

Kill Venezuela’s Chávez?

Tom Friedman frets about the dollar (NYT 02/24/2005)

Dowd: Swifties Slime Again

Whitman admits giving up the fight

Rappers and Bloggers

Global Eye - Core Values - By Chris Floyd

Will Iran Be Next?

IrateCitizen (Chris!) gets into mainstream news with his website

Activism in action

New CSPAN WATCH group forming

town hall meeting on ss- chgo 2-28 obama schakowsky

Indy Media activist witness to slaughter arrested in Brazil. Take action.

DUer "prolesunited" website has some great "activist" video

Semi-Official Daily Protest Pics Thread - Are you ready for some protests?

Activist speaks to packed audience (Angela Davis @ Vanderbilt)

Peace Movement Gears Up for Global Protests on War Anniversary

Pro-privatization Social Security experts on TV are paid for by the right

What's wrong with this headline?

O'Reilly LIES-says: "No lies have been told about anyone"- see recent list

NYT's Richard Stevenson/Robin Toner repeat DeLay lies without

Fox's Hannity Lies-again-trys to sell France -but not US-sold Iraq weapons

USNWR's Barone joins WSJ Fund/Fox O'Reilly in lie that Gore did not win FL

NPR's Marketplace sells RW Gabriel Wisdom lies about Soc Sec as truth

WSJ Editorial Lies - again- about Bush lies in SOTU on Niger/Iraq uranium

Dead Messengers:How the U.S. Military Threatens Journalists

Fox's Jim Angle Lies about Soc Sec- Again - Pretends no benefit cuts in pl

Media timidity is partially a class thing....

Resolution on Labor Media for 7/05 vote by ILCA Executive Council

How a Union Put a Labor-Friendly Voice on the Air

Current Score: Gannon 732 - Wead 671

Proposed Keith Olbermann Group

Who listens to AAR on Sirius?

BuzzFlash: Mark Crispin Miller Examines Mainstream Media's Blind Eye

ATM creeping up on middle class - and you thought Bush LOWERED taxes???

The wealth of nations is being lost

Evidence-based economics is greatly lacking

U.S. Two-Year Treasury Notes Fall After $24 Billion Government Auction

Does anyone know anything about the Environmental Law Institute?

Report answers questions of "missing" rods from old nuclear plant

Solar Tower of Power Finds Home

BLAST FROM THE PAST: Cannikin Atomic Test at Amchitka Island, Alaska

Ghelen to Chalabi: The Poisoned Well by Werther

Guantanamo prisoner loses right to live in UK

Chen makes a pact with the devil

Are the Americas also part of China?

Few In U.S. Want Troops In Iran, North Korea

So you'd like to... Have The F.B.I. Start A File On You.

Politicians Holster the Polemics on Gun Control

Can we please do something about citations to

Where is the gallery and how do I put a picture in it?

I hate to post a "why was my post deleted" post, but....

Any possibilty of Live Q & A Sessions?

Du Lounge

I got this error on a post

why is it when sometimes people post

Thanks to the moderators for locking this thread.

Good work, all.

Ok, I have a question, and I don't wanna sound like a jerk

I'd like to protest my post being deleted in this thread

Tiny html question

I strongly disagree that legitimate criticism is "baseless flame bait."

BBC (Thursday): Palestinian MPs back new cabinet

Mr. Sharon's Giant Step

PA seals off 12 arms-smuggling tunnels in Gaza

Rash of anti-Semitic vandalism and threats seen across Houston area

The Unacknowledged Threat - Steven Greer

The Unacknowledged Threat - Steven Greer

No trace found of 1,100 WTC victims

For Those Who Don't Believe Explosives Were Used in the WTC Collapses:

Russ Stewart: A Tale of Two Lawsuits: Santos, Longo Seek Redress

chicago event- obama, schakowsky feb 28

Illinois Forum: 5000 posts!

Chicago Sun-Times: Maybe docs can just say 'I'm sorry'

State Journal-Register: Shimkus: Tax cap on Social Security might rise

Chicago Tribune: 23 Catholic schools closing

First and 28-0 for the Illini

Scandal: Was OverSeas & SoldierVote Left BEHIND?

EAC Meeting on Provisional Voting


Pedro's response to having police remove him from Broward machine test

If you're not doing this, you're missing one of the BEST fraud fighters!

2 New Tri-Fold Flyers about Election Fraud

Summary of Ohio Voting Irregularities/Incident Reports to the EIRS

People needed for Vendor Meeting in Austin, Texas on Monday

BBV: I'm not complaining but...

Thursday 2/23 Election Fraud, Reform, & Updates Thread

It happens all the time.

looking for the BBV chimp video

Video - Bush is asked question about journalist being fired in US Press


URGENT! EMLEV! New problem with Don Goldmacher's email

never forget

North Carolina verified voting bills in senate and house

Exit Poll Electoral Map - is this right?

Election Fraud Criminal Complaint Filed in Licking County, OH

KOEB Thursday

BREAKING: Kerry/Edwards File More Ohio Election Motions

Independent Study of 2004 Election Irregularities:

GEORGIA making history tonite, Sec. of State Cathy Cox Speaking to Citizen

Need the power of DU behind this

Teachers are ANGRY at Arnold about plans to suspend Prop. 98

Have you all seen this site?

Fenway teacher - there is something we can do!

Massachusetts connection to GOPUSA

Tell Mitt Romney to Stop Trashing Massachusetts Families

Your Vote Needed in Massachusetts Special Elections . . .

Massachusetts Congressional delegation DU contact network

Any DU'ers going to the education rally on Monday?

Klobuchar to file candidacy papers

Here's a letter I got from Coleman

MN Young DFL Convention this Sunday!

"Liberal Values, American Values" was filmed in St. Paul, MN

Firefox Popups: Solution

Netscape Connection Dropping

I'm moving on up on my server campacity! Need help choosing...

A Tale of Two Judges - Resnick & O'Donnell

Lynn Swann forms campaign committee for governor

Chief Justice: Judges need more dough

Franken coming to SXSW Interactive

Need the power of DU behind this (need San Antonio, Houston and El Paso)

Air America comes to Air Austin

My report on my rep's Town Hall on Social Security.

Update on AAR in Dallas--Finally!

Is there anyone from El Paso that posts in here? eom

These anti-TX threads make me want to leave DU.

transcript of closing argument in school funding trial

"Defeat DeLay Every Day"

AAR coming to Austin

WorldNetDaily shorts in a twist over Gannon/Guckert WH Access

No Conspiracy Theory. It’s a Fact: Bush is a NAZI

Bobby Eberle was an eyewitness to Flight 77 hitting the Pentagon

Anybody have an implanted drug pump?

A very mad NJ congressman...Bill Pascrell sounds off.

How many more "happy" families of dead soldiers must we see

needs caption PHOTO of laura bush* on some STRONG drugs

Can social liberalism truly be populist?

Choicepoint has EVERYBODY'S personal data and it's been

When Democracy Failed - The Warnings of History

Free Republic - Pro gay or Anti Gay?

Piss on 'im!

I was thinking about Iraq's elections,

Bush wonders about the press in Russia?

I read yesterday from neweurope

Suicide Bomber WEARING IP UNIFORM Kills 15 in Tikrit!

Where are the Senators Fulbright,Gruening, Morse,Ervin and Baker

The U.S. Dollar takes a nose dive against all major currencies..

need link to quotes

Is "secular Shi'ite" an oxymoron?


Energy sector seeks reserves revamp (Peak Oil-need a new way to mislead)

Dr. Thompson exits on his own terms - Gonzo Memorial planned

Lamest late-60's-1979 cheesy singer poll

1984 Offline while being "redesigned". Check it out...

How did you chose your on-line name?

Malcolm X Assassination: The Disappearing Suspect

As if we needed anymore evidence that freepers are flat out dumb.

Tell me the difference between a "private" account and a

Right wing succeeding with anti-Semitic hate propaganda

"Cafeteria Catholics"....choose not to discuss Gannongate (wonder why)


3 Missing Chapters from "The Autobiography of Malcolm X"

President Dork -- PIX -->>>

Limbaugh brought his Democrat-bashing to U.S. troops in Afghanistan

Congress dozes while detainees are sent to other countries to be tortured

Bush must be publicly drug tested.

Where is this Luntz "PlayBook" that Air America is talking about???

Senior Army Officer reviews "Bulldog"

Is Bush going to fly into Iraq before his return to Homeland?

Gannon on Today: ‘I asked to come. They allowed me to come’

Mineta: Starving Amtrak to save it

I don't recognize my country anymore

Why do Republicans hate marriage so?

Bernie Ward talking about Luntz's memo

who the HECK signed me up on

If Gannon/Guckert said last week he wasn't talking anymore to the media,

am i cynical or does this sound like corporate-financed spin?

Dean sprints to energize Democrats' grass roots

WA: Six books forbidden, 10 restricted by schools across state

Ann the man defends Gannon.

Anyone going to Unfiltered show @ Einsteins in Atlanta tomorrow AM?

Winger thinking at its finest

Seperated at Birth?!!

Guckert/Gannon is an extreme exhibitionist

My 1000th post: How would the Intelligent Designer rate Gannon coverage?

North Korea has greatest civil liberty in the world, according to blair.

Talon News - Offline!

KKKonscience or KKKarl??? 'History can Wait' Doug Wead

I'm a little teapot, short and stout ...

Where is the DU media list

Vladimir takes off his shoes and pounds on the podium...

War Crimes

Vets-any interest in representing DU in the national Memorial Day Parade?

The Unacknowledged Threat - Steven Greer

Why don't they get this upset over our sons and daughters coming home

It's amazing how well Putin and Bush keep their knives concealed...

have the Water Barons made their first big move? Framing the issue?


Forced to listen to cspan in the office. Bush is such a liar.

Big Tent --> Smaller Platform?

Bush/Putin news conference on CNN...

Bush just told a boldface lie about our country being "transparent"

Gannongate's on FAUX: "Lawmakers: Writer May Have CIA Leak Info"

If anybody gets a link to Bush/Putin trancsript please post it

So, Bush just said he has "Constructive Relations" with Putin.

Thompson says 9-11 was an inside job on this interview clip

Will Pitt:: Admin Blinks in Sibel Edmonds Case

Interesting note on the Pizza assault guy

Civil Unions to get the go ahead in CT

"I live in a transparent country." -Bush

Go Al!! n/t


Rock the Vote printing protest thongs: "I heart Social Security"

I have an idea to settle this intelligent design controversy

Don't forget Poland!

"Democracy is not anarchy..."

Commander Bunnypants scampers out of 'harm's way' (again)

Al Franken Should put out a cd of nothing but O'Reilly Lies

Am I the only DUer who thinks Neil Rogers sucks?

This headline on Gannon made me giggle!

Medical Companies Joining Offshore Trend - NYTimes Thurs 2/24

Gannon article posted in official Congressional Record

Why hasn't AARP mobilized a march on Washington over Soc. Sec.?

Blogcall Archives Coming Soon

Lynching Ward Churchill: Critics Now Charge He's A Government Agent!

$10,000 award for info of Gannon having sex with high gov. officials

Anybody else notice that when Wead taped Bush it's "disgraceful!" but

DU #3 on Google Suggest

Michigan artist sentenced to jail over mural nudity

Do you find it unstatesmenlike for bush to refer to Putin as "Vladimer"?

Nigerian-type scam targeting fundamentalist Christians?

Bush doesn't know when the gloves are supposed to be off

Bush must be publicly IQ tested

Our Torture Program is Working!...

Biden won't sign the letter to investigate Ganon

Can California be helped by all the rain?

FOX mocking Putin about remarks about "free press"?

Al Franken on HBO??

Little help please.. .

What are the chances

Did White House S&M ring order special videos from Abu Ghraib?

If Bush wants "freedom & truth "....why is he stalling on Plame

Any other countries diversify lately? And why aren't we yelling?

DU this poll

Will this help find info on Gannon ?

A young man trained since childhood for a purpose.....

Russia set to sign nuclear deal with Iran

If CNN is all about the money....

What is Limbaugh up to?

Neocon advice; torch your house so you don't waste that home insurance!

The Terri Schaivo Case: Would it be different if Terri was a lesbian?

Breaking: Pope's condition 'grave' (ABC Radio News)

WESTLAW identity search/theft - related to ChoicePoint scandal

CT legislative committee votes for civil unions 25-13

Gloved Bushs offend against etiquette

The Marriage Boycott

Dear Mr. Jarvis (About the anti_AARP ad run by

Holy crap... incredible Tsunami pictures....

Well, That was a good discussion, dear. Photo *& Putey

Can anyone explain Ann Rynd's philosophy to me?

Speaking with both lips -- new toon

Gannon confession about Daschle?

You know, after watching Nightline last night about the level of lynchings

Anyone have any Ramadi "before" pictures?

I have a nagging feeling something is coming. Anyone else?

The Democratic Party lost a great member last night!

Dancing With God (the original and the US version)

I am very pissed off at Army ads.

Question regarding JimmyJeff's websites-past or present

uggg...laura PHOTO, again in her shiny green jacket with NO matching skirt

Wal-Mart hit with $7.5M jury verdict ( I haven't seen this posted)

Chappaquiddick, still?

Ameriblog gives props to DU - Good job Sabra!

Which commercial do you prefer?

Pol Pot: Anatomy of a Nightmare by Philip Short

Is * Co. blackmailing senior military? Using Gannon... Scary Shit

"You know he means what he says, and, "yes" means yes, and "no" means no"

New Bush Photo Classic - Bush BRAT Photo

How sweet it is

My letter to Jeff/James.

Gannon says: "Write me"

Need Acrobat Adobe Professional help

Does * look tired of being president, or just too much late-night S/M?

Bwahahahaha -- Ann Coulter for Mayor

Truth or Fiction? The original acronym for Iraq attack: O.I.L.

Jeff Gannon & Linda Tripp: "I am you... I'm just like you"

Is it wrong to refuse to hire people who smoke?

Cities/Suburbs battle royale: THE POLL!

Website/Blog is offering a $10,000 reward for Gannon Information...

Boortz is lying thru his teeth on Soc Sec ---- Impossible Math

They shoot horses don't they?-Slaughter of horses now OKAY!!!

More fishy goings on with Ohio Supreme Court Justices

Why hasn't Bush claimed his gays yet?


What is your definition of "America" ?

Hey! That picture of Bush with his fly open a few months ago was

I went to Lowe's yesterday and the Bush economy was sadly apparent.

Coincidence, just as TalonNews goes down is back up?

The great OP ED pages

Good local editorial on Walmart

Question! Has there ever been a gay US President?

Rawstory:Durbin letter slated to be delivered to President Bush

Delusional freeper of the day- Thursday, Feb 24

Gannon doesn't have a pot to piss in. Oh wait, he does - I saw the photos.

Is Al Franken getting a show on HBO?

President orders $82.5 million cape and crown to wear during his 2nd term

Ok, I just have to ask this..........Anyone think Bush is gay?

U.S. dollar falling hard and fast (Here they go)

Did you see Jennings on Daily Show last night??

I got this in my email the other day...

Blumenthal on Bush in Europe is very heartening. I hope he's right.

LOL - Texas loons want secession from the union. I say MORE POWER TO'EM!

AmericaBlog fact checks Jimmy/Jeff Gannon's new blog

We are still losing three US soldiers per day in Iraq. And nobody cares.

Yeah, the Pope had an "elective" tracheotomy, kinda like Dick

WOW - How did I miss this before??????

Question re: Kansas official demanding complete medical records

Jeff Gannon & Linda Tripp: "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are

BlogCall to put bloggers and mainstream media together

Winn-Dixie files for Chapter 11


Lehrer discusses the Jeff Gannon sitch with Terry Smith

Google tools I didn't know about.

'Financial Stability' - can anyone tell me what it means in today's world?

hunter s thompson compared to gannon????

anyone notice the black clothing craze among

I'm kind of sick of this hemophilia on DU.

AARP needs to respond to these attacks NOW!

Amazing - this was an item listed on the homepage of

President of YDA

I'm kind of sick of the homeopathy on DU

He's maced after asking cops to help dying dog

I'm kind of sick of homonyms on DU.

Mother of dead soldier says he's "better off"

Why is it when I click on DU I get a pop up and tracking cookie

Good God, Bush is SO GODDAMN NAIVE!

Calling all MassaBLUEsetts DU'ers

is anybody else steamed about "Uncle Bucky" and his war profits?

Another Talon News ‘reporter’ found plagiarizing mainstream press

Why is Gannon using HST's Fear and Loathing phrase on his page?

"Anglican Church Asks U.S., Canada to Leave" over gays

Gannon has "highly paid" legal team.

Why can't the Democrats use the 'F' word to label the Republican agenda?

So if the freepers have Monica's Gate

Borough of Queens kills proposed Wal-Mart

I guess Bush must feel compelled

DC Socialite offering Reward for Jeff Gannon information

If Ashcroft had gotten his way...

Canada will not contribute to Bush's missle defense plan.

Heads up! Gannon coming up on MSNBC

Pootie Poot & The Chimp - a Love Story {PIX} >>>

Ummm... OK, I'll try here... I'm upgrading my servers, but need advice!

Wal-Mart Loses $7.5 Million Discrimination Suit

Chris Matthews going to talk about

Did I hear that right? Gannon himself will be on KO next?

Are Chimpy's palm bruises "stigmata" of liver disease?

I was researching music for a class i teach

What is the solution to world hunger? Bush knows.

Will the right excuse/condone Talon's propensity for plagiarism?

Art Appreciation thread

Josh Micah Marshall is on AAR: USAnext/John ONeill

"Support the students, not the system"

Howard Dean Won't Bring Democrats Back To Life Says Union Leader

Do you believe in UFOs?

IN GERMANY, BUSH PLAYS BUBBLE BOY: --good one "bubble boy"

As a general rule, I don't care about Michael Jackson but they just

We need a comprehensive biography of James Guckert.

Whatever happened to the idea of a DIABETES Group?

Looking for Bobby Eberle's interview with Karl Rove?

Interviews with Eberle/GOPUSA should be sought.

dead US soldiers no longer front page news at the St. Pete Times

There is new building off the freeway, I have concerns

I found an address for Jim D Guckert

I suspect going after Gannon/Guckert's diary is a dead end/red herring.

That guy who preggered up his wife 12 times and is going to Iraq,

Olberman just said Gannon will be on his show tonight

Is Bush just the biggest embarrassment this country has had, or what?

Talon News closes website to perform a "top-to-bottom" review....

KO - Talon News: "Website taken down for a 'top to bottom' review"

Am I going to Hell for not caring about the Pope?

Sound file of bush confiding he smoked pot, anyone know where it is?

"Bush's Brain" question

Will wonders ever cease?

HST talks about his being suicided (the fav method of Bushco Crime Inc)

I think Gannon has just realized that he can make a lot of $$$ from this.

Experts: Suburbs Threaten Old Battlefields

What a leap of "faith" (CSI)

Debating about the Ten Commandments on Public display

Locked Thread on the Pope

Debating a fundamentalist Republican today...

Where is Truthseeker Lincoln?

Hey, I lost my PNAC reference pages.

Orange County Weekly: He’s Got Gas!

Punter for the Presidency. Right Wing Rent Boy. Potential bestsellers.

Why isn't it illegal to upload spybots to the web?

Of course, LOTS of kids were waiting to make a decision on drug use...

In an earlier thread, I don't remember who, stated that we were

JUSTICE PREVAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hinchey was on Hannity radio today


About the human population explosion.

Reflections on my '91 deployment to Iraq

Does anyone have a guide to which counties used Diebold?

Whaddya bet the "Guckert diary" if it surfaces, details affairs with Dean,

Thank you, hewlett packard!

Questioning Guckert's Financing...

The house that Susan B Anthony grew up in up for sale. lets buy it.

I am here to ask for help!

Would you trade George W. Bush for George H. W. Bush?

Turning Turkey Guts and Other Wastes Into Oil- Thermal Depolymerization

More Talon/GOPUSA digging.

Hannity Lies again......yawn

Edward Abbey,...

"I Support the Occupation of Iraq, but I don't Support the Troops"

This notion that the U.S. was overtaken by Fascists is simply Ridiculous

Louis Black is Blasting Alan Keyes about booting Maya!!!!!!

More on Acxiom

Anyone notice the black clothing craze among young blacks???????

WTF?? Why does the VATICAN LIE???

Gannon - Another Lie...

Am out of it?

I Heard a Malloyism On Chicago Sports Talk Radio Today!

If you missed Terry Gross's interview with Boyden Gray, listen up...

Have you seen the new Burger King commercial?

How many of us here were sexually abused, how many had it swept away?

So, Paul Celluci says the US

Gay Marriage is Evil says the Catholic Pope.

Is anyone else having trouble creating an AOL Instant Messenger account?

Why is gas so cheap in the USA compared to Europe or Japan?

Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, and...

Jesus wants you to sign up and kill Arabs

Nine Inch Nails Releasing Anti-Bush Video

USA's reputation trashed worldwide, thanks to President Halfwit

I have to share this picture of Bush....

Hannah Arendt coined the term "banality of evil" to describe Adolf

1,000 to 1, Mann Coulter put Gannon up to re-opening his web site

Semi-Official Daily Protest Pics Thread - Are you ready for some protests?

Abortions when they were illegal -- "The world of Vera Drake"

People who cite to are being played for fools by NAZIS.

THIS is what they'd like to do to us.

Laura Bush: My husband is not dangerous.

Ken Lay, Richard Cuse and Jeff Skilling set for trial March 6, 2006.

Canada and the U.S.- Vows of Military Integration

Rethugs chanting...Got this in an email

Ward Churchill Gets a Warm Welcome in Speech at U. of Hawaii

Need a Laugh? "Press Pool Pass" plus Photo

Gannon speaks: "my faith and ideology are rock solid"

I just had a long chat with ANDY

What the hell is wrong with you people. Cities or Suburbs who cares

Do you drive a SUV?

What do you say when you find yourself standing next to a Laotian Buddhist

How do fundies explain dinosaur fossils?

He's baaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!

Bush states our children are stupid, and will be drafted.

Russian journalist challenges Bush on freedom of AMERICAN press

Spyware criminal now at Homeland Security

Easy ways to be an activist. Suggestions anyone?

Can the College of Cardinals take over when the Pope is incapacitated?

Take a look at this...What do you think?

"Will Have Sex For Money" is Gannon's sacred "personal life"?

You Suburbanites are EXPENSIVE! $1 in taxes cost between$1.04 & $1.67?

How do you tell if your phone is tapped?

Incident at work--could I have done more?

Acts 2.43 and Communism. This is fun stuff folks!

I just HAVE to shop at Wal-Mart, their prices are so cheap..

So apparently the latest on the * phone call tapes is..

Here it is... just what you've been waiting for...HANNIDATE!

Talon News Announces Its Sabbatical (MST3K)

Bush the intimidated and Putin transcript up

Biden wants a justice department investigation, of Guckert Gannon

Novak Named Names! - Jim Lehrer Newshour {ALSO COVERING GANNON}

Tonight, I want to say a few words about my son. He turned 17 today.

Why does the Rude Pundit hate Ann Coulter?

Dean Scream a Fake?

new video, "Liberal Values, American Values"

Do Athiests have a neurological disorder?

We are not sluts, skanks or hos, we are WOMEN.

new parody! INTERNET BLOGGER | with apologies to the Beatles!

How I know Ann Coulter is not a man

HST death conspiracy :tin foil hat alert:

What Wal-Mart is doing to America

The Nashua Advocate: Gannongate Proves Old Media Is Dead, White House Lied

Recent Christian post: please help

Atomic Iran: How the Terrorist Regime Bought the Bomb and American Pols

Anyone else doesn't believe in collective guilt/punishment?

"Hey hey ho ho, Social Security has got to go!"

Jeff Gannon Thread #9999 :-)

They Lie That Social Security Privatization In Chile Has Been A Success

Remember the article on vegan diets as "child abuse"?

Right to die: What's your position?

One small point about Social Security.

Is it Wrong To Fire People for Smoking? You deside.


How Many News Results For "Guckert Gannon"??? Coverage Statistics

On Boortz today. This what we have to stop.

Fundamentalist religious beliefs are not mental disorders

If you're wondering what Kerry has been up to...

I'm kind of sick of this homophobia on DU.

Pope calls gays "evil"; God strikes Pope mute

Kerrying on; rethugs voted for the wrong guy. Awwwwwwww too bad.

If you were a witness to violence, what would you do?

Question for those of you who use cast iron cookware

I have pork loin and a bag of dried shitake mushrooms from Costco.

Curious about Wolf

United States Foreign Policy

Medical Companies Joining Offshore Trend, Too: NYT

WA - GOP Senators Want Eastern Wash. As A State...

Pentagon Seeking Leeway Overseas

Australia leader defends Iraq deployment

Pope readmitted to Rome hospital

Ground Zero Forensics Effort Ends in NYC

Iraqi TV Airs Tape of Purported Confession (Syrian involvement)

Car bomb explodes in Tikrit

British Soldiers Convicted of Iraqi Detainees Abuse

All that's off table is chance to have finger on trigger

Panel says `No Child' law left the Constitution behind

Bush's Uncle Bucky emerges as a big winner from Iraq war

Haifa Street in Baghdad Defies US Military

Iraqi TV Airs Tape of Purported Confession

U.S. Prepares to Test Bird Flu Vaccines

Pope John Paul II Rushed Back to Hospital

Two U.S. Soldiers Killed North of Baghdad (1487)

Despot will testify on Thatcher coup attempt in a British court

New Restrictions Put in Place for Interrogations

Musharraf backs rape-case officer

Church regrets row over donations

Eighteen more troops face Iraq abuse trials

Bin Laden -- a Brand You Can Trust (family name - trademarked)

Tax Cutting Indiana Governor Proposes Hike

News Corp. eyeing Eidos?

Stamping out the swastika

TX: Suspect's wife says he is 'not capable' of killing (blames victim)

Bush boosts NY Olympic bid

Bush and Putin to agree nuclear safeguards

Czech coalition in crisis as PM is hit by flat finance scandal

Blair limits damage after terror rebellion

Talon News - Offline!

Trial date looms for Enron execs

South Africa wants retrial for 'Dr Death'

Farmer let murdered man be fed to lions

Private, vulnerable `armies' deploy for modern-day wars

Court: Garbage is private in meth case

Syria says ready to work with UN on Lebanon pullout

Private, vulnerable `armies' deploy for modern-day wars

Feisty Biden toying with run for president

Gay adoption ban receives heavy support

Pregnant Women Risk Murder in U.S., Report Finds

Health Costs Will Keep Rising, U.S. Says, Along With Government Share

At Least 15 Iraqi Police Officers Killed By Bomb

Talon News Gets the Hook in Wake of 'Gannongate' (E&P)

Bill would relax rules on self-defense

Terror chief barely escapes capture

Taiwan Won't Rule Out China Unification

Russia Set to Sign Nuclear Deal with Iran, Irk U.S. (Reuters)

El Salvador Gang Member: I'm No Terrorist

Reid: Democrats failed to take message to rural America, Nevada

Canada won't join missile defence program

Canada not participating

US demand for return of seized spy ship adds twist to Korean nuclear saga

Britain to allow gay civil unions

How's This For Patriotism? NRA to Fight Miniscule Fee that Would Help Law

Marines Hunt Insurgents in Lawless Iraq Province

Repub. McCrery Chrmn of House Soc. Sec. comm took $200,000 from Wall St

Faith schools lose smacking battle

Arms deal raises fears of coup if Mugabe loses vote

Man Arrested After Bragging To Radio Show About Crime

Venezuela probes ex-Guatemala ruler sought by Spain (RayGun pal)

Pope's Doctors Consulting Over Tracheotomy

Durable Goods Orders Down, Jobless Up (to 312,000 initial claims)

Venezuela gives Dominica $10.1M grant

Bush, Putin: Iran Should Not Have Nukes

US bankruptcies ‘to surge’ amid junk bond deluge

Bush's uncle profits from Iraq, (AP)

President's Uncle Profits From Military Contractor's Stock Sale

Witness in plot to kill Bush is dead

(Gannon, Exclusive Interview) ‘I asked to come. They allowed me to come’

Judge: Newspaper May Protect Sources

Fear of Death Omnipresent in Baghdad (AP)

UPS to Close Hub in 2006, Laying Off 1,400

"Syrian spy admits role in Iraqi Beheadings"

AP: Fla. Gov. Bush Pushes for School Vouchers

STOCK MARKET WATCH, Thursday 24 February

Pop-up ads invade Department of Homeland Security

In Fallujah's wake, marines go west (new insurgent tactics)

S.D. Court Upholds Janklow's Conviction

Poll: California Voters Oppose Steroid Arnie's Election Plan

GOP mum on felon-voter names in WA (Up to their old tricks again)

(CO) Lawmakers chided for vulgar exchange (really vulgar!)

Judge Rules Against Gay Couples in N.Y.

China cautions India, US over Patriot missile deal

Bush Gets First Warm European Reception in Slovakia

IRAQ: Ramadi residents flee city after latest US-led attacks

Army Awards Bonus to Halliburton for Supply Work

BBC (Thursday): Syrian troops 'will quit Lebanon'

Judge: Newspaper Can Protect Sources (NYT Judith Miller phone records)

UPS to Close Hub in 2006, Laying Off 1,400 (Dayton Ohio)

Republicans, Bloggers and Gay, Oh my!

BPA plan called a job-killer

Strasbourg Court Rules in Favor of Chechens

Record Number Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Meeting between Bush, Putin reveals divisions on sensitive issues

Judge Dismisses Yukos Bankruptcy

Uli Derickson, 60, Who Helped Airline Hostages, Dies

Arlen Specter Wants Deal With Pro-Abortion Democrats on Pro-Life Judges

Poll Shows Early Support for Schwarzenegger Agenda

U.S.: Suspect in Bush Plot Not Tortured

Recovered digital photos show tsunami wave (Awesome Pics)

Lawmakers: Writer May Have Leaked CIA Info

Musharraf Vows to Court Investors to Quicken Growth (Update1)

Clause in Health Care Plans Blocks Lawsuits

Sen. Specter Urges Caution on Bush Judicial Showdown

Study cites cost of "don't ask, don't tell" policy on gays in military

"Iraqi Kurd Leader Spells Out Terms for Deal"

Short Demands Inquiry into Iraq Advice

Lufthansa May Sue over Bush Visit Flight Disruption

Naked, drunk Key Prosecutor sprints to wrong car (Florida again)

Gujarat to Guantanamo: A tale in the twist

U.S. Hopeful on Hemisphere-Wide Trade Zone

Microsoft Caves In To Dutch Site On Spyware Spat

Board backs nuclear waste dump in Utah

Russian Press Ask Bush: Who Says We're Not Free?

Up to 150 children said dead from cold in Afghanistan

Homeland Security names spyware exec to federal privacy board

US welcomes Syria's announcement to redeploy troops in Lebanon

Iran oil ministry suspected of funnelling out $54 billion

Lawmakers: Writer May Have CIA Leak Info (FOXNews covering 'Gannongate')

Salt Should Be Regulated Food Additive, Group Says

Transcripts show No 10's hand in war legal advice

Guard facing troop shortage for Iraq in 2006

Dean Won't Apologize For Quip At Black Caucus Gathering

Texas House Speaker Subpoenaed To Testify In Fund-Raising Trial

Terror Suspect's Family Protests Jail Rules

Poll: Most Think U.S. Will Remain in Iraq

Venezuela Won't Negotiate Tax Increase

U.S. Moves To Preserve Iraq Coalition

Anglican church gay rift deepens

WP: Condoleezza Rice's Commanding Clothes ('speak of sex and power')

Vietnam looks to win Agent Orange law suit - Duplicate-Sorry

Training Iraqis to fight?

Iraq violence kills 30 in one day

Democrats Criticize Social Security Official

Some 30 people dead in series of attacks in Iraq,

GAO report: VA assets inadequate to handle expected stress disorder cases

I saw Americans kill terror suspects, says Guantanamo Briton

Iraqi women eye Islamic law

WP: Group to Coordinate Attack on Bush Plan

Bush Gets Stoned by the World Media - US Press Less Interested in Drug Talk

Fuel Chemical Found in Breast Milk

Durbin (Gannon) letter slated to be delivered to Bush Friday morning

Working-age people with jobs on decline (17 Year Low)

Senator (Arlen Specter) Critical of Proposal on Filibusters

Vietnam Looks to Win Agent Orange Law Suit

Bush Approval, Economy Rating Down (ARG poll)

WP: In Russian Media, Free Speech for a Select Few

OPEC vows to target oil prices by production increase

Crude Oil Jumps to 4-Month High ($52 barrel )

U.S. Says 'Thousands' of Missiles Missing

Foreign Investment's Flip Side, U.S. Trade Deficit Swells...-WP

WP: Bush Gently Prods Putin on Democracy

Experimental interceptor downs missile

Call for action on child exorcism (BBC)

Officials: Infant Girl Was Sexually Abused

Skull Valley nuclear plan clears two hurdles

Venezuela Arrests Suspected Colombian Rebel Leader

Managed care profits up, optimism for 2005 strong

UN predicts population surge

In Schiavo Case, Gov. Bush Seeks Delay to Probe Abuse Allegations

Italian prosecutor probing CIA's role in militant's disappearance

Bush's Gloved Handshake a Slovak Faux Pas

The Remaking of Al-Qaeda--Asia Times Online

Gannon says he's no Michelangelo (says: 'Look for an announcement soon')

Lufthansa May Sue Authorities Over Bush Visit Flight Delays

CBS News’ Boss Hired Private Eye To Source Memos

Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy

Pelosi criticizes Bush's Social Security plan - "Rip-off"

Aussie official: U.S. dollar may collapse

10 Voters on Panel Backing Pain Pills Had Industry Ties -NYT

At Least Three Shot Outside Texas Courthouse

Horse-Slaughtering Law Alarms Activists

Biden declines to sign letter for Gannon inquiry, while Kerry signs

Iran girl gets 100 lashes for sex

Dems going nuclear over book's Iran claim (Swiftie Jerome Corsi)

WP: Condoleezza Rice's Commanding Clothes

(KS) attorney general seeking records of women who had late-term abortions

CNN Breaking: Pope back to the hospital

Anglican Church Asks U.S., Canada to Leave

Dirty War starting on PBS right now, 9 PM PST

There's a registered silver pattern in my apartment complex

I have someone who wants me to install an RSS feed on their blog *help*

Female in need of Kidney Stone discussion NOW.

themoron as Norman Bates

What was that song at the end of Lost?

Great fun alternative to a Car

I know this is petty and shallow and bitchy and superficial, but

Did anyone like "Just Shoot Me"

The Mighty Quinn

FUCK- I bit my nails

mmmm... Rice Krispie Treats

Help!! Ex-wife wants sole legal custody of kids. Why?

F*ck the Creationists (vulgar)(good)

Going To The Felix's, Ask Me Nothing!

EMINEM: Love him or hate him?


My kitty is a mean drunk...

Say baby, what's your sign?

Geico Commercial: Reality Show

Too much time in GD... amuse me

Help with 8th grade math question

The same IP keeps pinging me...

The same TP keeps stinging me

Is this a virus? "The connection was refused when attempting to contact -"

OK let them teach Christianity in schools

One of U2's best- "Tomorrow"

Michael Jackson is involved in a police chase!

So, the last time I got seriously drunk (pointless story coming)

I am (a)sleep, NOT!

Lewis Carroll On Non Reality Based Community Thinking

Good Night DU

I have reached the median!

Today is your birthday...


Think of how stupid the average person is...

Say what you will about karaoke

Have you ever seen a UFO, that became an IFO?

My *fav* photo-shot of Ann Coulter . . .

When the Red Sox go to the White House next Wed,.....

For any pilots, or aviation buffs.

Does this medical bill seem a little high to you?

Photo of Bush and his little puppet budy Tony that should NOT be captioned

Lunch break !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm stuck at work until 7am.

It's snowing here

Notice how * walks with his l'il chest puffed out and elbows out to the side?

Is it just me or does America look like it's got some kind of rash?

Man Finds 6-Foot African Rock Python In Toilet

The "Poll question: Have you ever seen a UFO - WHILE SOBER" made me think

Man Tried To Bribe Police Officer With McDonald's Cheesburgers

MatcomNews Update: Burning Manure Pile In Nebraska Finally Extinguished

I don't think I like wisdom teeth

Good night DU

Good Afternoon, DU

Ever gratuitously start a thread early in the AM bc it won't sink as fast?

Have you ever seen a UFO - WHILE SOBER

So what do you have to say for yourself, Mmmmm?'s take on the Gannon debacle

Last night's episode of Lost...

This day in history according to the Onion

Derek Hess

Rock & Roll HoF Inductors for 2005 (+ a question)

A thread I started made it to the greatest page. The line for autographs

Do you have a saying that sums up life itself?

Post Your Birthday Messages For Paula Zahn Here

Why the hell am I still up?

OK - I give up - - - How do you find the !%^$#@! GALLERY ??

Goooood Morning DU!

Can't find a pic, but Catharine O'Hara's June Cleaver looks like Pickles

Which era do you think had the ugliest fashion sense?

wake and bake

Probably the silliest request on DU ever.

My new Molly is just not the same as my old Molly. Plus, she went

Random crap poll

I've got a taste for some barbecued yardbird

News Corp. eyeing Eidos?

i just royally bombed a mid-term! ask me anything!

Mexican Simpsons stars on strike

FLOGGED MOLLY! YEAHA! Greatest little Irish band around!

Looks like my DU posting will be sharply limited starting next week

Are there any California lawyers out there?

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference

Name the monkey...opportunity of a lifetime for DU'ers...

Every message you report trains your SpamGuard Plus filters to work better

Does this look like Elvis to you?

Blind Man Arrested For Biting His Guide Dog

The "Come Hither Look" CAPTION

Oh, wow. Geez. Have you seen this?

Quick...which one is the Pickel?

Has anyone seen Rushmore

The "Nutcracker Suite" CAPTION

Jim Goad / Answer Me! zine....any readers of his stuff?

The Rolling Stones

Memories of last gathering in Philadelphia:

Disregard this.

Disregard this.

BWA! I just hit alert on someone who was already tombstoned!

Why do so many kids movies contain tragedy?

Man bites dog

Students Celebrate "Drive Your Tractor To School Day"

Man Buys Hundreds Of Papers With Story Of His Arrest

Cage Match:Beckham vs. Oasis

Dr. Claims Former Lover Stole His Sperm (They Never Had Sex) - Suing

Kitten Love

I'm flooded in...ask me anything

The A-Little-Language-Is-a-Dangerous-Thing of all CAPTIONS!!!!

Why is it poll day here in the lounge?

Could you shout into your cell phone a little louder?

I just want to say thank you...

There are times that I want to be a bad boy, but I have to stop myself

Piss on Bush

Michael Jackson 1979 v. 2004 animation

It was 30 years ago today.

Who does this remind you of??

Last chance to enter the DU Oscar Pick'm Game

Memories of past Detroit DU gatherings...

You know, I really don't ask for much,

Moments when you should have gotten a new agent or manager

woops double post

Look what Pickles found on a shopping trip in Germany!

Busch Garden, Tampa recommendations?

Thank you for the encouragement

AAR just dropped off

Ok, I'm an arrogant out of touch asshole, there you have the name

2 hour school delay for the kid - got to sleep in!

How to Build Team Spirit

Question ...Trivia

Foreign object in car door needed

Anteater in Rio!

I don't want to get out of bed...

Quote thread

Have you ever been kidnapped by a UFO and subjected to an alien probe?

broadcast, cable, dish, or satellite

Which of these two bands is better?

Favorite silly song?

What Makes You Politically Incorrect?

Listening to Led Zeppelin's "Physical Graffiti". Can you guess why?

So, do steroids *REALLY* shrink things???

Paris Hilton Responds!

Endowments below the belt defined Viking culture

Memories of past Cleveland DU Gatherings

I'm Going To The Oscars, Ask Me Anything!

Funny-ass back-to-back subject lines, part 2

Boy, Do Those Bloggers Get Around!

People whom you can't decide if you find attractive or not.

I miss my cat!

What do you want to hear first the good news or the bad news?

Phew! Led Zeppelin is really a Christian rock band.

Dick Cheney Plays Poker

Lamest late-60's-1979 cheesy singer poll

Lunchtime in The Lounge

Guess the DUer by something they would NEVER say.

Try's a riot:)

B.J. McKay vs Herve


My 400th post was a stupid copycat attempt. Ask me anything!

Abe Vigoda LIVES! And it's his BIRTHDAY!

Yeah, I got it from Sludge, but it's funny

Republicans in my backyard

Online museum of 'Questionable Medical Devices'

It's official! Elizabeth Montgomery is hotter than Mary Tyler Moore!

Shout out if you really and truly do think...

Anyone want Star Wars Episode 3 SPOILERS?

Memories of past Austin DU gatherings

Baseball question: Is Jeff Gannon a pitcher or catcher?

You know, I really miss snorting snow!

You know, I really don't miss Snow

Juice box? You think he got a juice box?

job interview, part 2

Disco memories: good and bad, post 'em here

One of these nights.........

Winsor McCay vs Hergé

Run . . . Run . . DMC .. . . . Live. . . for you . . . . . FRESH!

Did anyone see the spoof in NYT on the Christo Gates, titled

Reality Show: Who will be the white house's next top fake reporter?

If you like pina coladas, and gettin' caught in the rain....

You know, I really don't like Snow

I'm praying for Snow

My friend is having his nad removed today

You know, I really miss snow

"See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction"

$4.8 Million toilet off Hong Kong's tourism maps due to rudeness


Man Arrested After Bragging To Radio Show About Crime

My Haunted House idea for Fundies, ... suggestions?

Baby elephants are way cuter than kittens or puppies...

Has anyone seen the Anti-Christo installation?

The weirdest and wackiest websites on the net

Anyone here ever have their vertebrae fused?

Can you feel the love?

I'm doing absolutely nothing

I like you


How to blow dry hair straight?

The Empathetic Cowboy of all CAPTIONS!!!!

Darn that KOEB

Don't try this at home

My apologies to the people in the brewery

Favorite freeperisms: Rhetorical Flourishes and outrageous pronouncements

Deja vu!


Great on-line puzzle game

How often do you venture out of the Lounge?

The new carpet in my office is giving me acid flashbacks.

New York's alright... if you like saxophones.

Good morning/afternoon!

Who's your favorite stoner?

Crazy shit in LBN- recovered tsunami pics.

DU flamewar subjects have become kind of stale. Let me offer a fresher one

Historical Parallels Do Have Limits

NASCAR FANS: Here is the supreme definition of IRONY

What's your favorite stone?

Raiders Stink!!!! Really, REALLY STINK!!!!!

There are questions and things I would to post, either here or GD or

Happy 84th Birthday to ABE VIGODA!!!

What is porecelin? And why don't freecyclers ever use spell check?

Woo Hooo! My son got a job!

The "What's on Your Hand, Jackass?" CAPTION

Speaking with "both lips" -- new toon

My good idea is dying in GD.....perhaps it will fly in the lounge

I will now read from the book of Tracheotomy, chapt one verse....

Are Most Babies Born During The Day Or During The Night?

Indiana Jones 4: Good Idea or Bad Idea?

If you don't know who Josh Groban is your missing out!

American Troops Entering Fallujah Are Showered with Flowers And Sweets

Let me float this paranoid theory

Coming soon moviegoers--Herbie:Fully Loaded (the car not the driver)

Would rather be rich and miserable or poor and happy?

Padraig18 always gets the crazy ones.

Take a look at these hands

On JAG, will Mac and Harm ever get together for real?

I have a question.. not sure how word it, but here it goes:

Worst Song Lyrics About the One That Got Away

Is it wrong to binge on Velveeta Shells-n-Cheese?

The Iron Curtain Cola Question

Lawrence or Lowell?

Help: Al-Mendhar put in as site on application to my Web ring

A dance to the tune of economic decline

Baltimore or Washington?

I need a quick, pithy joke about Sales or Job Hunting!

I made it to the top ten!!

Compton or Carson, CA?

What did Matcom do now?

Tell me about your high school elf

Further tales from the "My mom's a bitch" file...

Pic of royals trying to bluff their way into the White House

I've never been so excited about one of my friend's TV shows.

Riot police beat path to Club Med

BeerBeerBeerBeer-Is thisBeer?-BeerBeerBeer-Germans say...BeerBeerBeer

CSTT is having a little too much Photoshop fun

Tell me about your high school elf

OMFG!! CNN Has A Model Of The POPE Live On TV!!!

Isn't it true that lie detectors work on bodily anxiety reactions?

Do Canadian High Schools have Football teams? (not soccer)

Lawrence or Harrington?

Well, have to go know and print myself a payroll check....

Littlegreenfootballs is a conservative site

This Chimp of yours is unbelievable!

Sidewalk chalk artist...

Madison or Milwaukee

Odd Experience - I was hugged by a Rabbi.

Need Acrobat Adobe Professional help

River Falls or Hudson?

Harpswell or Bowdoinham?

I think I can update the DU Universal Flamebait® now...

I'm gonna get a hole cut in my throat tomorrow

Pretty roses!

SoCal DUers! Come to the Fontana Race Fest!

I'm gonna get a hole cut in my pants tomorrow

No more Dope for Swiss cows

Spryfield or Armdale?

No more dope for Swiss Cheese

Chicago or Milwaukee?

Alternatives to Winamp?

KFC Rules!

KC Rules!!!!

Volgograd of Vladivostok?

I love the e-mail confirmation from!

So, yesterday my co-worker asked us not to say "Christo!" ...

Vermont DUers: Help Me Convince My Wife to Move to Burlington

Norton Ghost Rocks

What's The Best Tactic For Shoveling Snow ?

How many threads have you originated that later got locked?

How many faces have you seen that later got rocked?

Have you ever used the 'Hide Thread' feature?

What's for supper?

How many locked posts has Matcom had?

Best song lyrics about the one that got away..........

Funny thing is

How many mocked posts has Revolutionary_Acts04 had?

Alexander POPE...

Moby has a preview of his new album on iTunes for free- it sounds AWESOME

Bernardsville or Basking Ridge?

POPE, Mississippi

Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy (but sperm are hers to keep)

Fitchburg or Leominster

I'm going to drive 30 miles each way in a snowstorm tonight


Your Invited


Flamer Bait

Flambe bait...

Hi, dad! Is that a new camera?


Some of you are SO DAMN HOT!!! I just want to

Which "Clocks"?

Dick Van Dyke vs. Dick York vs. Dick Sargent

"Ladyhawk started this thread."

Men or women?


Ginger or Mary Ann

A sad kitty story.

Bucky's First Annual Dr Who Poll

Why I will never watch American Idol again:


I think people want to look like pirates.

Counting with the Count (a tiresome post)

Carole Pope is doing fine.

I just realized I'm one post away from 7000

Calling all Massachusetts DU'ers

I'm kind of sick of hummingbirds on DU

Been away since Monday.....anything interesting happen?

Gmail is awesome!

Birdies are cuter than kitties or puppies. So there.

I just realized, I'm 305 posts away from 10,000

I just realized, I'm 62 posts away from 3000

I'm kind of sick of homonyms on DU.

This woman has a big cucumber

I'm kind of sick of memorabilia on DU

What's the possibility of getting the next Pope named George Ringo?

I cut my own hair today, ask me anything

Hello, I am ILL Mitch and I am FAST AND DANGER!

I learned a valuable lesson today....

I took your momma out for frozen custard!

Cats in heat driving me NUTS!!!!!

I'm taking your daughter out for frozen custard!

I took ya llama out for frozen custard!

Who else is ready for spring? (The animals are breeding)

Eternal Questions we've yet to answer about DUer

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye...

"Priest and the little boy"--(pretty clean) joke

Who here doesn't own a toque?

It's official, the Freepers are losing it.

tiny purple fishes run laughing through my fingers

What's with all these "Help me update my address book" people

Oy! "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" on Bravo now!

Oasis to play Boston Tweeter Center

Coincidences and silver linings

Pope Mo Paul

Alone, hate it

Pope John Paul

Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue

I believe in God; I am in school to be a Minister. I have a couple of

MAJOR Star Wars Ep III Spoilers


London Calling by myself?

This is "sweeps period" on television right now, I take it.

I'm kind of sick of this hemophilia on DU.

She lives with a broken man,a cracked polystrene man

Should I watch 'UFO's or 'Stars Without Makeup'?

Sci Fi posts entire first episode of the new Galactica online!

Is it wrong that I really like the songs from A Mighty Wind

The subject for today's flame fest is...Puppies are way cuter than kittens

Some of you are SO DAMN CUTE!!! I just want to

The truth about Guckert, Rove, McClellan and Betsy the sheep.

Almost cut my hair

To honor the Oscars this weekend:

On "Green Acres" why didn't Oliver and Lisa's house ever improve?

I think I had the weirdest dinner tonight

'LAWRENCE OF ARABIA' starting now on TCM


Who hates Hollywood926?

Greetings, this is the Secretary of War at the State Department

Eerie -- Jon Stewart must be the reincarnation of this guy



Free relationship advice from Rube Clydesdale, conservative studmuffin

What are you listening to?

Trouble for the Tidy Bowl man

Why would he contact me?

Going to watch the ABC special on UFO's?

Breaking: A tall black monolith has just appeared in front of the WH.

are you neat or messy?

That's just silly!

Favorite Mr. Bean skit/routine??

Is there a way to test USB port speed?

Confession Time! Who here thought I was human?

How many pages was the largest book you've ever WROTE?

I'm kind of sick of the homeopathy on DU

'Ugly Overages' or 'Stubborn Belly Fat'?

Niagara Falls, New York or Niagara Falls, Ontario?

Beatles or Stones

Watching Jenning's UFO special?

Confession time! Who here thought I was a boy?

Favorite Commercial Jingles?

Do you think they told the Chimp the TRUTH about the UFO's?

Dayum, my little home bidness is starting to take off!

What are better? Lounge conspiracy theories or GD consipracy theories?

Lawrence of Arabia - For anyone seeking insight into the


Confession time! Who here thought I was a monkey?

Confession time! Who here thought I was a human?

Please use a crosswalk when crossing the street.

I went to buy tinfoil at the supermarket tonight. NO TINFOIL. I'm scared.

Ever tried learning to play Diplomacy?

With this post....

Crazy George's Accounting Service: Sign Up Now!

Jeff Gannon is back and asking for YOUR email!

Don't read this. And I mean it!!!

I lost my job yesterday.

Is the telephone for your convenience or for those calling you?

Confession Time. Who here though I was your favorite salty snack?

I think that Frank Lloyd Wright was an alien

Anybody here been probed by Aliens?

Minneapolis or St. Paul?

Rabrrrrr is a freeper alien who lives w/ Frank Lloyd Wright in N. Dakota?

I think anyone who loves mainstream TV needs to

DU musicians, i need some advice please

I think every American needs to have a serious kidney infection

"You started this thread."

Why is mainstream media discussing extra-terrestial life?

"Stars Without Makeup" = sign of the Apocalypse

OK, now your favorite commercial

Confession time! Who here thought I was a girl?

I think every American needs to have a nice Drano enema.

My theory as to why we haven't been visited by aliens.

Confession Time! Who thought I was a goy?

When I win the lottery...

appearently, any ol' black guy will do.

I'll vote in your poll, but not post because I don't really care

Confession time! Who here thought I was a JAGOFF?

The most annoying commercial on t.v.?

Confession time - who here thought I was a Democrat/Liberal?

Confession time! Who here thought I was?

I just got back from Costco - ask me anything?

La-la-la-la labia baby you got something for me

Memories of past Boston DU Gatherings

Last post...I need to get some sleep...

I think every American needs to have a major, invasive surgery.

As long as there is a George W. Bush, we will have the G.W.B Hitler salute

I just saw the movie "Monster" for the first time

Los Angeles DU'ers ....... wanna do a get together.

Workplace etiquette: Is giving the finger ever appropriate?

More fun than a barrel of monkeys: Hannity's online dating service:

Need help with my computer!!!!!

Maybe it was "Jeff Gannon" Rove was referring to, when he was heard

Have you flown lately? How was the landing? Who made it?

Coonfession time! Who here thought I was a spatula?

Kansas City MO. or Kansas City KA?

Snowing AGAIN! It's As If The Weather Is Stuck On Snow.

OK, I'll grant you this: 95% of the customers I've dealt with were fine.

Some of you are SO DAMN HOT!!! I just want to

Lounge Ladies... Which hot stud do you want dibs on?

Ok - so do you find yourself in a situation during the day and think...

I got in a car accident tonight.

Question: is hitting an Atlanta Brave with a frying pan ever appropriate?

I am blind.

Free puppy!

Confession time! Who here thought I was Comedian?

Paging Maddy McCall..Please pick up the white courtesy keyboard!!

Have you ever wanted to buy an album advertised on TV? Confess

Confession time! Who here thought I was Tragedian?

PLEASE, "News" Media...NO MORE EFFING J-Lo stories. PLEASE.

OMG! My cat just dismantled two keys off my laptop's keyboard.

"ER" a great show tonight. Covering one of their docs who went to war.

Thanks for entertaining me tonight, DU. Goodnight

Does the FBI and CIA really have the independence they have in the movies?

Am I an embarrassingly shallow person?

I started photocopying fat in the Lounge!

Are you a Podcast listener? Do you know one???

Confession time! Who here thought I was Canadian?

Wilco Fans - Live Concert Stream on Now

London by myself?

I'm addicted to Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

So I finally get a day off...


Confession time: Who here thought JimmyJazz was a Jim Nabors fan?

What do you think of PETa

Hey, I've started a cat-copying fad in the Lounge!

Is it appropriate to move to South Dakota and change your name to "Sid?"

What's the strangest combination of things you bought together?

*poutin'* I want my own fan club tooooooooo!

My next career (a poll)

How about a show called desperate Husbands?

How can I convince my brother's partner to join us for a family event

Confession time! Who here thought I was a boy?

Should I set my friend up?

Whoisalhedges - you are the cutest!

Question: Is being pompous and condescending ever inappropriate (in the...

Whoisalhedges - you are the living end. HEDGETIMES!!!

Has anyone ever put a couple 'o slices of banana in green tea?

Is name-dropping ever appropriate?

Should I set my friend up for Murder?

Confession time - who thought I am beholden to your naive idea of "time"?

Firefox Gets Major Security Makeover

The BIG 3 0's. FOR MY 1000th POST, my best "Jeff Gannon"

OK, the fun's over.

I just listened to a talk by Al Franken, sat in the 2nd row ~15 feet away

Does draft beer give you a headache?

Just made reservations for New Orleans

OO ooo ooo gossip from home!


My mummy wants Frozen Custard

Hunter S. Thompson and the 1960's

I am headed. Good night, all! *blowin' kisses*


Okay, this is painful but .....

Somewhere in a lonely hotel room

Anybody else catch Lewis Black giving Alan Keyes the red ass

It's all my fault.

The Ring II has been made.

We seem to be back to the old lounge I know and love.

I started a copycatting fad in the lounge!

I'm Sorry, but it has to be done.

Sports trivia time!!!

What is your favorite locked post you originated?

I've been in GD..I need some logical discourse...where's AR Walden?

I'm taking my daughter out for frozen custard!

I was all ready to make a whiny and petulant post about how

Has anyone seen the new Bugs Bunny? ...Scaaaaarrrryyy1


It is time. Reveal 5 artists you kind of like but normally dont admit to.

Quick, what're ya listening to right now

doggie pics...

Oh well--I knew the ABC/Jennings UFO thing would be a triumph

Kitty pictures!

Any DUers have tips for living with the bf/gf?

For those of y'all with customer-service jobs....

I am sleep.

How many pages was the largest book you've ever read?

Question: Is being pompous and condescending ever appropriate?

Gannon's tighty-whitey shots. I think he should make a calendar.

Who does * remind you most of:

Which is better coke or pepsi?

C'mon...admit love Condi's FABULOUS new hat!

Beets or Scones

Low Oscar Ratings? Blame Rock, Say Conservative Family Groups

What's Your Favorite Salty Snack?

What do you see when you look in the mirror?

"Coming up next, an illegal downloader will be beaten to death by U2."

What Kind of Dog Are you?

Reval 5 artists you, as a Liberal, are supposed to like, but don't.

Dang, Abe Lincoln's mom was kind of a fox.

Do you believe in UFOs?

Tell me about your high school self

I started a cat scan in my lungs.

Have you ever farted in front of people by accident?

Was the star of Bethlehem

What's your all-time most hated comic strip??

My cat has to get neutered tomorrow

RIP: Blink 182

It's that time again...Family Guy quote thread!

Confession time: Who just assumed that JimmyJazz mudered Jim Nabors?

What's the longest film you've ever watched in one sitting?


I KNEW I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

Confession Time. Who here though I was a chicken salad sandwich?

Reflections on my deployment to Iraq in '91.

So the Chef asks "How do you want your steak?"


Confession time: Who here thought Jim Nabors was a JimmyJazz fan?

What are your favourite obscure bands/singers?

I have my ticket to Bonnaroo!

I finally got a little cat :-) *pic*

I just realized, I'm 4582 posts away from 10,000

Cambridge or Somerville?

"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom...

What's your all time favorite comic strip?

okay. I give up. what does it mean?

Dallas or Ft. Worth?

Best Blackadder Series?

It's Wat Tyler's Pomposity and Condescension Lounge!

Who would you do (oo-oo) for a Klondike bar?

It's that time again...Family Circus quote thread!

Ok, in your state...

Do you believe that North Dakota exists?

I'm Pope Ron Paul. Ask me anything.

I said goodbye to my car today

Solar House that TURNS to always face the sun!

Odd Experience - I have received Last Rites

I hate sweet potatoes - What do I do?


I believe in God; I am in school to be a Minister. I have a couple of

I believe in God; I am in school to be a Minister. I have a couple of

Pope John Paul

Anyone feel like saying a prayer for the Pope's recovery?

communism = atheism ?

I believe in God; I am in school to be a Minister. I have a couple of

Anglican Church Asks U.S., Canada to Leave (church gay bashing)

Cannabis may help prevent Alzheimer's memory loss

The Unacknowledged Threat - Steven Greer

Rupture, not Rapture

Brian Greene's "The Elegant Universe" about string theory.

Nature: To know science is to love it.

Replacing gay troops cost military $200 million

Move To End 'Don't Ask' As GAO Reveals Gay Ban Cost $200 Million

New York Judge Rules Against Gay Marriage

Couple 'Kicked Out' Of Health Center Because They Are Lesbian

Tell Mitt Romney to Stop Trashing Massachusetts Families

National Religious Leaders Reject Pope's Defamation of Same-Sex Couples

Connecticut takes big step towards civil unions

Amazing Race winner gets lectured by printer

The estate tax -- about damn time the Dems felt some consequences

Votes Needed in Upcoming Massachusetts Special Election . . .

Chris Webber traded to 76ers.

More NBA trades today

WANTED: Someone who can stop three-point shots from going in.

Kasparov draws again, Anand wins in second round play at Linares

When did the last undefeated Men's Hoops team win the NCAA Tourney?

NASCAR article

Do cross-eyed cats have trouble seeing?

Some people don't deserve the love their pets give them

OK kitty you found a home. Now you need a name :-)

My Cats LOVE Bananas!


I'm new to this forum

Someone on GD posted they feel something big is about to happen

new article on Starlight News: Hollywood East

Atheist of the Year

Am I going to Hell for not caring about the Pope?

Just changed my signature.

Should any of you non-Loungers want to chime in...

Judah! Judah! Judah! The Hokiest Stories Ever Told

Can somebody tell me anything about the Patrick Henry Think Tank

Things that matter: Funding research

Independent Study of 2004 Election Irregularities:

Okay, sometimes DU shows us the love

Andy Stephenson, one of the good guys, needs some help

Kerry to receive Distinguished American Award

Gannon: Kerry to sign letter to ask for investigation

Look, look, look!!!

Will the country ever see the nuts for what they are??

Bush and the Farm Subsidies

CREW Files Complaint Against Social Security Administration...

Bush's Uncle In Iraq Contract $$ (War Profiteering)

Why does every, single GOP plan to "improve" America

Who owns Reuters? They seem overwhelmingly Pro-Bush

Healthcare, Jobs, Education

Salon: "America intends to be world's policeman, expects Europe's help"

The Daily Show delivers another solid show of * ridicule re:Pot Smoking

Are The Right Wingers Or Freepers Defending Male Prostitution?

Wade Harkavy Reveals Truth About Doug Wead and The Tape Ploy

On Syria, the "Bald Look", Gannon, nasty lawyers & *.

GOP shopping for celebrities to run for PA governor

Alterman: Journalism Obsessed By 'Crap'

bushitler's war profiteering relatives need time in the brown fudge cake!

Respond To Ann Coulter On Blogs & The Gannon Issue

In easy terms.. What is the difference between

"Businesses do not want to help poor people because

a view from the Right on Hiliary and the Dems

Jeff who? Dealing with the office of Senator Arlen Specter

There Was a Fake or Suspect New Site Posted on DU

Talon news webpage shuts itself down..offline to "redesign"

RW Talk show host Mike Gallagher spoke about Gannon/Guckert today

Good News from Afghanistan! U.S. Forces Airlift Food to Cut off Village

IRA shoots itself in the foot. What's going on?


The masses are being punked by Repuke and Repuke Lite.

ATTN: "Jeff Gannon" - Nobody Cares About Your PERSONAL Life

Chimp doesn't know what he's doing when it comes to Putin and Iran

President's Uncle Bucky emerges as a big winner from Iraq war

What GOP Operative is Campbell Brown dating?

Email from Dean today:

Did anyone see Clark on CNN this AM?

* will face tough question from Putin, Slovak newspaper says:

I kant reed so gud

Bush Gets Stoned by the World Media

Red State Moral Values

What business did Limbaugh have in Afghanistan ?

Pop-up ads invade Department of Homeland Security

Fox on Gannon?????!!!!

KBR - Bapetco - Obaiyed GP - EGPC - Shell - Hallliburton

Anybody know anything about the new Gannongate Texas story?

War Crimes

Response from Chris Cannon (R) UTAH re: Social Security

Bush, Putin transcript up

More double-talk, Dubya style

Anyone else sick and tired of seeing and hearing about...

Bush = Hitler?

"Defeat DeLay Every Day"

Freeper pays homage to the Republican revolution's first speaker

Homeland Security's privacy panel (open) what is coming down the road

Onward Christian Soldiers - Our military recruiting in churches.

Someday, this is all going to make an incredible movie

War supplemental faces lengthy debate

Matt Lauer on Gannongate: "Such a bizarre yet fascinating story"

Today Show/Guckert video from Crooks and Liars- link

Santorum says too much for his own good...

Why does FOX call him a "fired" reporter?

Mein Kampf for Poles

Judith Miller and Matt Cooper on NPR's Fresh Air NOW!

Administration readies new ID standard for employees "There will be pain..

Naomi Klein tells it like it is re: the Iraqi "election"

Bush is worse than Hitler "there were grumbles...confrontations from other reporters

The Science Applications International ID Thefts natnl security danger

Texas rebels want Republic of Texas (and taking their electoral votes)

If only the Democratic Party

"Feisty Biden toying with run for president..." C'mon Joe-1st things 1st!

Number for GI Rights Hotline: Conscientious Objectors, et al.

Bush would be assasin story getting interesting

Pat Buchanan on Ed Shultz

Hey, so I got an email from the DCCC today.

(BBC) Tour diary: Bush in Europe

Dean visiting GOP strongholds

Repub. McCrery Chrmn of House Soc. Sec. comm took $200,000 from Wall St

Beating the Boomers

CAPTION the Deutsche-bag

Is this guy, Terry Eberle related to Bruce or Bobby Eberle

DNC:Death of a Sales Pitch: Bush Is a Uniter After All...Soc. Sec.

Did anyone see Gannon/Guckert on the Today show?

Raw Story headline:Kerry to sign letter calling for Gannon investigation

DNC promotion

The politically sexy Condi Rice

Russian reporter asked Bush how US is a democracy

Santorium highly vulnerable here in PA, Casey Jr will decide

Quiet Louisiana congressman now in Howard Dean's crosshairs

Interesting statistically: If Hillary won in 2008

Are Evangelical Churches Recruiting?!?!?!

GOPUSA Poll ...

Hinchey was on insannity today

WOW!!! DU post featured in Salon's Daou Report!

Robert Novak in the Plame case, may be a CIA media asset

Must read article on Gannon

Bill Maher

Could not resist posting. bush can not invite divorcees to WH

Bush's World

Are you familiar with BMA's (Binding Mandatory Arbitration)?

A Final Nod to Hunter Thompson

We need to make PNAC a household word way before 2006 comes around

Swift Boat liars say Dems helping Iran get weapons

Corzine takes on USA Next, Calls on Bush to Repudiate Slanderous Attacks

Hitler and Bush Family: What's the evidence ?

Gannongate: It's not the sex, it's the POWER of the PRIVILEDGED.

Do the German people see any resemblance between Bush and you-know-who?

If you thought US Job Statistics were "cooked" --- the answer is here.

Since 6 out of 10 people are ready for a woman leader - who do you want??

OMG..........Check this out from Billmon's Whiskey Bar!..........

Question about Iowa 2004....

Hillary's hawkish moves is smart political calculation

Torture in US ... Brooklyn Baby....

Buzzflash from 2003 on Operation Mockingbird

From the new Jeff Ganon Blog

Excerpt and Link to DKos Discussion of Luntz' Playbook

I'm going to faint: Saxby Chambliss to join in on Guckert inquiry

Dean in Topeka, draws good crowd of 800 in conservative area.

Colo. GOP jerk tells Dem: 'I'll ram my fist up your ass'

My NY Times interview

The moderate vs. liberal feud going on at DU

Bush's soul mate.

First progressive **student** think tank--The Roosevelt Institute

ANOTHER mysterious suicide!

Bush is NOT Hilter - stop referring to him as that

BEWARE: Bush is courting 'Moderate' Democratic Senators...

Reid: Democrats failed to take message to rural America, Nevada

We should get behind a pres. cand. now, and not in two years. I suggest...

HST Treasure Hunt......

If they raise the age for retirement to draw Social Security...?

Outstanding write-up of Dean's Cornell speech....loaded with good stuff.

The Irony of W Ketchup

Newsweek gives big Coverage to Ed Schultz Show...growing like Limbaugh..

CNN: "Bush: Attack on Iran 'ridiculous'"

A 16 yr old's view

OMG -- Kansas Atty. Gen is trying to get abortion clinic records

Are lay people unqualified to analyze laws?

Ex-liberal columnist says she's a '9/11 Republican'

A disturbing editorial about Thomas Sowell

What's the earliest proof of Guckert? Do we have childhood pics?

Bio-Terrorism ???-- newly identified "WSN/33" Avian/Human virus combo