Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"Our Great President Is Not Terrified
of That Lady, So Stop Saying That! And I Mean It! Or Else!"
August 15, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
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as a concerned citizen and veteran who helped keep America free
from the jack-boodled tyrants of mighty Grenada, I am concerned
at the dangerous affects that LIEberals have on the moral fiber
of this great country of some of ours.
For example, could there be a more pressing problem facing us as
a nation (and when I say as a nation, I mean as a nation worthy
of being led by Our Great President) than keeping our young boys
from becoming gayo-Americans?
But let me tell you what happened to me as a warning to you all,
of what could happen to you, if it ever happens to you like it happened
to me. Just the other day I saw a bunch of young men at our local
high school (and the injunction only covered elementary schools,
so I am too allowed near there) dangerously hanging around with
As you know, hanging around with girls is one of the warning signs
Doctor James Datsun
says that means boys are growing up to be homosexualites. And Dr.
James was the one who found out that Spongebob was gay, so that
shows he knows what he is talking about.
And so I did what Doctor James would do, and even though there
was not a shower around, I showed them my penis. I hoped it would
firm their maleness, but instead they laughed and threw rocks at
me, no doubt corruptered by NTV and hephop music and other influences.
Meanwhile, this Sunday will be Justus Sunday 2, when Doctor James
will attack activist judges who promote radical agendas like equal
rights for everyone and Americans having a right to privacy. And
like Steve Gutenburger in the Police Academy sequels, Doctor Senator
Bill Frisp will not be there. But other people will, including Phylis
Schaffly, who helped defeat the equal rights amendment way back
when by pointing out that women like her were inferior.
Speaking of inferior women, could there be anything more shameful
than having a mother whose son was killed in Iraq ruining the vacation
of Our Great President by being near his ranch and asking questions
out loud? I ask you? Really?
Does this woman not know this is America, where people obey Our
Great President’s slightest win without question? How long will
we remain the Land of the Free if women like her allowed to do what
they want, like find out why her son is dead?
That is why responsible people like Bill O. Riley and the like
have been treating her with what Aresha Franklin used to call R-E-S-P-E-T-C
as they called her a whore
and a traitor.
After all, she already met once with Our Great President and she
did not call him names in public then, so she must be a flip-flopper.
So what does she want now? Does she not realize that George W. has
to spend time with important rich
people and has no vacation time to waste with people whose relatives
got killed because of his war and other riffraff?
Well, a person like me can only take so much before he snaps like
elastic on an old pair of underpants, and so I took action, I am
proud to say. I sent that great journalismer Matt Drudge (who is
not a pansy and so what if he is?) a letter that said how disgusted
I am by her. And just so he would take it serious, I signed it "Her
Who would have guessed it would be such a success? Rush Limbaugh
even read it on the air. It obviously struck a nerve, since everybody
knows that families always get
along together unless someone is unAmerican or a junkie or something.
To make a long story short, the letter was such a success, I am
going to follow it up. This time I am going to write another letter
saying how disgusted I am with her and sign it "Her Dead Son".
I bet Matt Drudge will print that one too! Hee hee hee! Watch the
leftists and moderates burn up then!
I wish I could be in the Washington D of C area on September 11
to take part in the big Republican jubliee markingthe day the World
Trade Center collapsed and the Pentagon was attacked. What a happy
day that was, and what could be more fitting than a concert with
Clint Black to celebrate it?
"America Supports You Freedom Walk"…could there be a more fitting
name? And to highlight that freedom, anyone who goes near it will
have to give his name and address and phone number and other information
to the military and get approved
before they can participate. That is freedom, George Bush style
I was so excited to hear about it that I wrote a song to mark the
happy occasion, which I hope Clint Black will sing. It goes to the
tune of "The Battle of 1812" and mostly fits if you sing parts of
it real fast and other parts kind of slow.
On September 11 America was attacked
And Our Great President kept reading My Pet Goat so he wouldn’t
scare the kids
Now Osama got away but nobody really cares
Because innocent civilians are dead here but even more are over
No we did not get the anthrax killer
No we did not get Bin Laden and his friends
But we got Saddam and his sons Oosy and Goosy
And that’s close enough for me anyday!"
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who would be honored to
take part in "America Supports You Freedom Walk" if somebody sends
me bus fare to Washington (not the one in Seattle but the other
one) at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Some money for a hotel that would not be spent on booze sop stop
saying that would also be appreciated.
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