Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"Judge Freedomfry Is Not A Racist
Nut So Stop Saying That!"
July 30, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
is not excited as I am to see Our Great Supreme Court Judge To Be
John Robbers get picked whoever he is? And I mean that in a good
way, not like I was gayo-American or anything.
What a wise choice Our Great President made in choosing Judge Freedomfry!
He has done next to nothing in public, so there is nothing that
anyone can criticize, if you donít count that he hasnít done anything
I call him Judge Freedomfry because of his most famous case, in
which he had a little girl handcuffed and thrown in jail for eating
a french fry in public. I am sure he done it because she was not
eating a Freedom Fry instead.
Besides she was a minority so I am sure nobody important cares.
And was it not delightful to see Judge Freedomfry and his little
family posing like an old-time picture next to our Great President?
I was so proud I went out and got a pack of his daughterís cupcakes.
And no I did not steal those cupcakes so stop saying that! But
I bet the guy at the convenient store was surprised to see how fast
I could run! (You would be too. I am small but I am wiry hahaha!)
Judge Freedomfry also did a good job keeping those American POWs
who were tortured in Iraq from collecting money they had underhandedly
tried to steal from Iraq by winning a case in court before an activist
judge. What is wrong with some people? Do they not know that torture
is no worse than fratenity hijinx? Do they not know how well people
who are tortured are really being treated?
Besides, freedom is on the march
in Iraq thanks to Our Great President! They need every
And yes, Judge Freedomfry said he was not part of the Federal-Less
Society, and it turned out that he was not only part of it but helping
run it. But gee wiz! That does not mean he is a liar. It just means
he forgot that he was helping run the Federal-Less Society.
And he did not forget that he was helping run the Federal-Less
Society because he was ashamed of belonging to the group or wanted
to hide that he was part of them, which was not because they were
After all as Senator Cornum said Judge Freedomfry was not as bad
as a communist.
And remember, Senator Cornum threatens
to kill judges he does not like, so that is high prays in deed!
One of the important things that Judge Freedomfry has done in his
life is help fight to keep Al Gore from being President after he
won the election. And yes, Our Great Brother of the President Jeb
Bush said at first that he did not remember meeting Judge Freedomfry
but that does not mean that one of them is lying or that Jeb did
not care who Judge Freedomfry was or listen to what he said. It
means you must care who he is but cannot hear what he said, for
Let us also point with pride to some of the other great thing Judge
Freedomfry has done in his life, like writing a memo saying affirmative
action should be destroyed because it only helps unqualified people.
And that is not racist, as anyone who listens to fine white people
like Rush Limbaugh and Trent Lott would know.
He also wrote another memo telling Our Greatest Ever President
Ronald Reagan, who is still dead, how to talk to Kingís widow without
telling her out loud how much he hated
And remember, Karl Rove has not been put in jail yet, so it was
a good week for Our Great President. And enclosing let me say that
it is not the fault of Our Great President that so many Boy Scouts
are sick and dying wile George W. stays safe from thunderstorms.
And does not mean Our Great President is a sissy or a coward, or
both. If I was aloud near Boy Scouts any more, I would make them
stand for days in floods and tornadoes and blizzards just to see
Our Great President. They are not fit to kiss the blood off George
W.ís boots, but I hope some day they will get the chance.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who it would be good for
Boy Scouts to get near again, no matter what the cops say. Email
me at firstname.lastname@example.org
with money so I can appeal.
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