Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"The London Bombing Shows Our Great
President's Strategy Is Working, Whatever It Is"
July 16, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
what a happy day for Republicans
every where it was when those bombs went off in London! It showed
that the plan of Our Great President to fight them over there instead
of here, if that is what the plan is, is working better than ever!
"There will be difficult moments
along the path to victory. The terrorists know they can't defeat
us on the battlefield.
The only way the terrorists can win is if we lose our nerve.
This isn't going to happen on my watch," George W. said. And I am
sure the people in England who had members of their families killed
or injured in the bombing felt better about it when they heard Our
Great President tell the world how tough
And yes, George W. flew away when the bombs went off but that was
not because he was afraid. He had to hurry back so that he could
refuse to answer questions about Karl Rove, who no one could prove
did anything wrong until last week when his lawyer admitted that
he had dome it. But it wasn't wrong, so stop saying that!
So when you hear LIEberals, firebrant moderates and other reality
based extremists say out loud that Karl Rove revealed classified
information about a CIA agent, it is best to take it with a pillar
of salt. Karl Rove is not a traitor for telling the world about
a CIA agent and revealing that the company she worked for was a
CIA operation. Instead he is a hero and should be given a medal,
while reporters are shot for saying other wise, as a Congressman
It takes real guts to say that you did not do something when you
know you did, and that is what Karl Rove has. In fact, he is a big
tub of guts. And that is why he deserves a medal, and not just because
Our Great President gives medals
to anyone who screws up.
After all, if it were not for Karl Rove, people would have thought
that Our Great President lied when he said Sodom Husane was buying
uranium. But when Joe Wilson told everyone that Sodom Husane was
not buying uranium, Karl Rove told reporters that Wilsonıs wife
worked for the CIA. And now the entire world knows Our Great President
only lied when he said he would fire somebody for that.
Besides, it is not the lying, but the sex, as everyone knows. And
even Mrs Brown Rosenhouse admits it is hard to imagine Karl Rove
By the way, unlike Democraps and other socialist scum I am fair
minded and not partisan and do not hesitate to criticise a Republican
if he does somehting wrong, especially if Rush Limbaugh says it
And so it was wrong for Ken Mehlman (who is not gay and so what
if he is?) to go before the NAACLP convention this week and apologize
for Republicans being racist.
Letıs face it, we would not have all these problems if Strom Thurmond
was elected President back then, and there is nothing wrong with
saying so. It is about time black people got over the fact that
Republicans hate them, and instead of suffering tolerance and opportunity
on the Democrap plantation, joined us in the GOP in hating gayo-Americans
and keeping them from having rights.
I know I am not alone when I look forward to the day when black
and white Americans can go out and string up homosexuals together.
Not the good
kind of homosexuals, of course, but the bad ones who want to
get married. I am sure Our Great President feels the same way, because
he is a uniter and not a dividerer.
Not like those partisan DemoncRATS, who just this week attacked
another great Republican unfairly by pointing out what he did. Poor
Duke Cunningham is not going to run for re-election just because
he got a house and a yacht from a guy he voted to do favors
for. He is a hero to many people, even some who do not have $600
to buy one of his special knives.
So in contusion, let me applaud the good work by the Republicans
who will soon pass a law to keep gun companies from being sued.
This will prevent fribbleless lawsuits by wacky funsters like Chicago
and New York City. After all, it would be a very sad tragedy if
Congressmean King gets his way, but when he goes to shoot journalists
there are no guns! That does not happen
so do not let that happen here!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who would be very careful
if you sent him $600 for a Duke Cunningham knife, and it would not
be like the other ones. Honest. You can send it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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