Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"Americans Deserve to Know Everything
About the Past of the President! And I mean it!"
July 2, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
enough is too much! It is about time that we stopped wining and
sniveling about what a disaster the war in Iraq is that Our Great
President got us into, and start looking instead at the next one
in Iran. And I am pleased to see that already Americans are asking
the right question, what is the past of the President and why should
we dwell on it today?
For one thing, what was the deal with those hostages?
We have a rite to know the story, instead of hiding behind the truth!
And of course there are other important issues!
Did this President desert
Has he ever been arrested for a crime? If so, how many times?
Was he involved in questionable
of a suspicious
Was he a public drunk
or substenance abuser?
It certainly seems to me that these are serious questions that
need to be answered honestly and truthfully, and I think we ought
to invade Iran and as many other countries as we can until we find
out! And by we, I mean you, wile I stay here and cheer. After all,
the world cannot risk somebody with a questionable past in charge
of a country that threatens others with weapons
Another news, that LIEberal
socialist Sandra Dee O'Connell has ended her rain of terror
on the Supreme Court, where she kept people like me from exercising
my choice to medal in the decision of some unqualified woman and
her doctor to have an abortion! Is that the kind of country we want
to live in? Where an extremist judge can keep you and me from interfering
with other people's decisions about their families and lives? I
But she did not leave without one final disgraceful act, along
with the rest of the Supremes on the Court, which was keeping the
Ten Commandments from being put in every court of law in the land.
It is almost enough to make one want to exorcise our right under
the Second Commandment and shoot a judge or two, like Tom DeLay,
who is not in jail yet, said. Not that I am abdicating violence
or anything, and anyway I do not have a gun because the police state
took mine just because a few streetlights got shot out with them.
By the way, who was not impressed with the respectful way those
soldiers sat, hardly applauding or making a sound wile listening
to Our Great President give his exciting speech on why the war in
Iraq is not the depressing failure that it looks like, due to (dear
editor, please put the reasons here). As he said, the war is worth
it, and that is why you should join yourself instead of wandering
is not doing so.
Which of course should make us remember the first July fourth on
this holiday of the same name, when our four fathers signed the
historic parchment that said that we had the right to first amendment
zones and a President whose every wim we ought to obey, under God
we trust and you know which God I mean! And those words are just
as true today as they were then, if not more so. So let us not let
silly ideas like human rights hamper us anymore, and let us concentrate
on getting rid of all those troubles we would of gotten rid of if
Strom Thurmond had been elected President so long ago!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who could be trusted with
a gun, even around those kids that throw firecrackers under my trailer.
If you can help him get one, contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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