Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"Holding Hands and Kissing a Guy Among
the Flowers Does Not Make Our Great President a Pansy So Stop Saying
April 30, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
guess I am use to Democraps slandering and lying about Republicans
because they hate America but this latest takes the crape suset!
Imagine, laughing just because Our Great President kissed and held
hands with an Arab in a field of flowers!
And not just any Arab either, but a great man like Prince Absullah,
who has been honored by Pomade
magazine. He is from Saudi Arabia, our best friend in the world
if you donít count the 9/11 attacks,
and George W. was just showing respect and not acting like a pansy
when he kissed him and held his hand, so stop saying that!
And yes, they were strolling among flowers, but gee wiz! Give
me a brake!
Even Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld says Prince Absullah looks like a man
who could put the nozzle in the gas tank, although she will not
tell me why she laughs when she says this. That is why it is important
that Our Great President holds the Princeís hand in a manly way.
Real Americans want oil and will kiss anything to get it.
But do you hear LIEberals talk about real world solutions like
that? No, of course not! And I mean it. All they do is cling to
Poliana notions about alternative energy and conservation instead
of looking at exciting new ideas like burning coal.
That is why Our Great President gave a press conference this week,
not because Republicans like me had any questions about anything,
but to quiet the nambla pambla running lackey dog liberal media
and the Democraps who were wining about his plan to privateer Socialist
And what a press conference it was! It was the greatest press
conference of all time, and the Our Great President explained all
about his exciting new plan to cut benefits for almost everybody
before he got cut
off the air because Donald Trunk was coming on instead.
It is about time that we had a President to speak up on behalf
of our poor oil companies
and give them free oil refineries and big tax breaks! And if there
was ever a better time to have more nuclear plants,
I cannot think of it. And I have been thinking for several minutes
And who was not excited to see Our Great Senate Majority Leader
Senator Doctor Bill Frisp (who did not do anything wrong when he
stole all that money from Medicare so stop saying that!) at Just
Us Sunday, talking about why Jesus hates fillabustles. (Well I was
not because Reverend Cloyd will not let me in the new church since
the old one burned down which was not my fault. But I would have
been!) And so what if the guy who organized it bought mailing lists
from David Duke?
He was not talking about how evil black people are on Just Us Sunday,
but how evil LIEberals all. We have to keep our eye on the big picture
and not get distracted!
Enclosing, let us hope John Bolton gets in and helps destroy the
UN. After all, he has almost the same military background
as Our Great President, except for not being seen in Alabama when
he was there. Amen.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who is not passed out
drunk but thinking in the library which he cannot be kept out of.
He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. So there.
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