Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"Democrap Dirty Tricks Made Republicans
Hand Out the Talking Points Memo After All!"
April 9, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
could show better what hippercrits LIEberals and firebrant moderates
are than the fuss over the so called "talking points" memo in Congress?
I mean, , Senator Mel Martizez, who is not a coward who blames
his underlings for everything that goes wrong, did have the
memo in his pocket and handed it out saying, "These are talking
points -- something that we're working on here."
But do not forget that he did a full internal investigation, even
though he said "I never did an investigation, as such. I just took
it for granted that we wouldn't be that stupid. It was never my
intention to in any way politicize
However, now Republicans admit we WERE stupid enough to hand out
unsigned, misspelled memo and then we were stupid enough to
lie and say the Democraps did. That is the Republican courage America
and the rest of the world has come to admire! And how shameless
of the Democrats to politicize the fact that Republicans tried to
cash in on a dying woman! Who is not outraged.
Besides, the low level staffer who wrote the memo and put it in
the pocket of Mel Martinez was only the legal counsel for the Senator,
who worked for the gun
lobby, and had ties to Our Great Republican Mean Guy Who Does
Something in Congress Tom Delay, the nuclear power lobby, and drug
companies. So it is not like he was a Republican insider or
Speaking of Tom Delay, it is also shameful about the way Democraps
and honest people are trumping up fake charges against this wonderful
American, just because he stabbed America’s troops in the back while
taking money from
Russian Intelligence, and has a family slush
fund, and ran an award
scam for doctors, and collected millions of dollars through
and stuck up for sweatshops
and prostitution, Do not forget all the good things he has done
in his career in Congress such as (Dear Mr. Editor, please put one
of the good things Tom Delay has done in here if you can find one)
while slaving away on just $167,000
But I just let it in one ear and out the top of my head, because
I know it is all just a liberal conspiracy against Tom Delay. They
hate him because he does such a good job defending the culture of
life, especially when he threatens judges. I am sure he will do
a good job threatening judges when he talks to the Natural
Rifle Association. And yes, people who want to hear him will
probly go through metal
detectors, but that is not because they are dangerous crazies
Another Republican doing a good job threatening judges is Our Great
Senator From Texas John Cornhole, who said it is understandable
that judges get shot when Republicans disagree with them. Really,
does America not get this? How much more senseless violence will
it take before the courts learn to knuckle under to the slightest
wim of people like Tom Delay instead of blindly following the law
and the Constitution.
After all, they are just meaningless pieces of paper in a drawer
somewhere, as Our Great President said about the Social Security
Fund. That is why it is so important that we privateer Social Security
from pieces of paper like government bonds to pieces of paper like
stocks and bonds which are much safer because nothing can ever go
wrong with them.
Speaking of Our Great President, was it not exciting that he went
to see the Dead Pope and the Papists in Rome, who are almost as
good as real Christians even though they do not believe in the Rupture.
And how happy the good Eyeties was to see George W! Some even whisseled
in admiration. It was not like that Slick Willie Klintoon, who
Who could not fail to be impressed with the graciousness and diplomacy
with which Our Great President refused to shake hands with Coffee
Annan from the U of N on this solemn occasion? That is Klass with
a Kapital K, all right.
Finely, I would be remist if I did not point up the good job Republicans
and Our Great Brother of the President (not Neil who has herpes
from Asian teen prostitutes, but Jeb) are doing in Florida.
Just this week, they passed a bill so gun owners in Florida can
shoot people at the drop
of a hat when they feel threatened. And even as they were making
the streets safer for everyone who has a gun and is nervous, they
were protecting people who had not complained about computer dating
from unregulated computer
Letting nervous people shoot strangers while interfering in unsupervised
dating—that is government, GOP style. You bet.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who would be happy to
shoot anyone who seems like a threat if the police hadn’t taken
my guns. Only you can stop this horrible danger by sending money
Remember, if guns are outlawed, only outlaws in Florida will be
able to shoot unarmed strangers and claim self defense.
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