Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"Our Great President Is Errant on
the Side of Life Again!"
April 2, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
an exciting week it was for Our Great President who is not an incompetent
drunk! Yes, the intelligence for the Iraq War was "dead
wrong" and there were lots of Iraqis and Americans dead to prove
it. And yes, it turned out that the Iraq war was badly
run and planned and that "shock and awwww" did not work.
But the good news is that Terri Schaivo died so Our Great President
could look like he cared, even though he really did not have much
to do with the case if you donít count rushing back from vacation
and signing a law to interfere in the case and later getting the
Department & Justice to interfere some more.
And best of all, Our Great President and his Great Wife were able
for the Pope to die. So it shows that he is errant on the side of
Speaking of Our Great First Lady, Laura Bushís visit was the greatest
moment in American history in Afghanistan in history, and in the
golden light of tomorrow someday they will be writing whole books
about it and all she accomplished, whatever it was.
And of course it follows the good job she did telling kids not
to be in gangs. I cannot help but think that inner city gangbangers
everywhere would not help but listen to a First Lady like Laura
Bush when she talks about being in a gang, and not just because
she takes drugs and killed
somebody, no matter what Mrs. Brown-Rosenfeld says.
Meanwhile, Our Great President continues hardly working to privateer
Social Security. He said he would go to 60 cities in 60 days to
talk to Americans about his plan, if it is a plan, and already in
just the first month he has gone to 16
great cities like South Bend and Great Falls. And what a good
job he has done meeting the same
person with the same questions in city after city, while keeping
out the sort of riffraff
who think oil isnít worth killing other people for.
Imagine having values so screwed up you would not kill for Texaco
or Exxon? There really are such people. But they are not part of
the culture of life like us Republicans, and do not understand how
important it is to take up guns and beat up illegal
immigrants, or to send death
threats to judges we do not like.
Fortunately, this country is on the right track again, and keeping
an eye on dangerous
people and stamping out wild-eyed radical unAmerican ideas like
public schools, Social Security and minimum wages.
As this pasture says,
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the
culture" It is about time the rest of us had Our Great President
who was one of us to hit back. Amen.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who would be happy to
go from city to city with George W. and pretend to be for privateering
Socialist Security if someone would pay the expenses. It would be
an honor if the White House contacted him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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