Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"Our Great Presidentís State of the
Union SpeechóWhat an Outrage!"
February 5, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
who is not angry as a clam about Our Great Presidentís State of
the Union the other night? Well, not many people are angry, since
most people did not even watch
it, but those of us who did or who would of watched it are.
It was a despickable outrage, and a shame for the entire party.
What sort of unAmerican thugs and goons would put up with such a
thing? I ask you?
It is just one more way in which they have gone down hill and become
the party of a tiny shrill corrupt minority.
Meanwhile, what about what Our Great Presidentís speech said? Was
that not something else?
It was the greatest ever speech in history since His Great Inauguration
Speech and so far Our Great Father of the President George the I
has not had to call up anybody on the phone to explain he did not
mean what he said, unlike with the Great Inauguration Speech. So
that proves this one was even better.
George W. summed up the entire G of OP in one dramatical sentence:
And of course, the centipede of his Great Second Term is his ambitious
proposal to get rid of Social Security by instituting privateering,
which we are going to fool people with by calling it personal accounts
It was exciting that he immediately took his case for privateering
Social Security to some of the people in Dakota while keeping out
others, although no one can prove it was deliberately done by Our
So do not even try. Please.
Now it is on to Florida, where Our Great Brother of the President
Jeb is keeping out all but people with a vestige of interest.
After all, this is an honest plan that will benefit all Americans,
so it is important that only some Americans get to pretend to listen
for the TV cameras.
Let us also not forget the danger of friverless asbestos lawsuits.
Shame on those people in iron lungs and the other ones who died
just to have friverlless lawsuits against great companies like Halliburton.
Which you cannot prove Dick Cheney had anything to do with why George
W. said it.
By the way, I should of mentioned that when I was outraged about
the State of the Union speech it was because of the booing. Did
Congresspeople not know that it was only all right to boo slick
Finely, I would not be complete without mentioning how great it
is to have a Hispanish attorney general who believes in torture,
whatever his name is. Or how exciting it was to watch the Iraqi
people turn out to vote for George
W. Bush which was the greatest moment in US history in Iraq
ever. Mission Accomplished again!
I hope that clears things up. Or else.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who is very disappointed
that no one in the trailer park watched Our Great President, eventhough
he listened at every window. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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