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Greatest Woman In America Karen Huge Is Back, So There, Democraps,
April 3, 2004
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
But if you would stop trying to sidetract me, you would know
that George W. Bush is not an incompetent crooked weakling,
and to prove it he has turned to the Greatest Woman in American
History to join him again. And no, I do not mean Hitlery Klintoon,
but Karen Huge, who most people except us savvy political
incisors have never even heard of in their humdrum lives.
Yes, Our Great President has Karen Huge back
again, and with her help we as a country will stop this
pitiful wallowing about Iraq and the economy and jobs and
terrorism and the environment and education and all the other
things misguided people think are going wrong but are actually
going in the right direction for a change.
Yes, Karen Huge is back to explain how Our Great President
is not really an idiot, so stop saying that or she will get
you. And unlike femiNazis, she will not complain that she
is paid less than the men in the Administration and cannot
decide for herself if she gets pregnant. But that is because
she focuses on real issues, like why the Constitution should
be changed to stop gayo-Americans from marrying before we
go to Mars.
I can hardly wait myself.
I bet X-President George the Father Bush can hardly wait
either. Just this week he was even crying
in public in front of a bunch of rich oil executives because
people criticized His Son's wonderful war in Iraq which is
going so well except for the killings and the like. For shame,
cynics and intellectuals! George the Father and I agree. Why
can you not look at the good side of the war?
For example, when those Americans were killed and their bodies
were dragged through the street and hung from the bridges
while Iraqis danced and cheered, did leftists and moderates
gloat over how we would take revenge and kill lots of Iraqis
to show them violence is no answer, like normal people would?
No, instead they asked those nambla-panda questions, like
always: Who were those Americans that got killed? What were
they doing? Why did we go to war with Iraq? Where is the anthrax
killer? Where is Osama? What happened to the number two guy
we had surrounded last week? What the hell is Blackwater,
What is wrong with some people that they want to think before
they kill others? Is it the way they were wire at birth, or
what? This is no time to think! It is time all loyle Americans
join in Bill O. Rileyıs call for a Final
Solution. Let our rallying cry be, "Remember those people
whose names we donıt want to know!"
Listen to me with your ears when let me tell you this: all
I need to know is that they were Americans, the greatest people
in any stinking country on earth. That is enough for the likes
of me. I do not need to know what their names are or what
they are up to before I start shooting at somebody, and that
is the truth. In fact, I would rather not know, and if the
goose-stomping jackboots of the police had not taken my guns
away from Mr. Padnavatham's nephew Arjay after he got drunk
and shot out the street lights that time, I would show you.
Meanwhile, let us remember that these private contractors
did not die in vein, whatever they were up to, and that they
would probably of thought what a good joke
it would of been on them if they could of seen Our Great President
pretending to look for Weapons of Mass Distraction under his
desk. Not like hate-filled Liberals who still do not get that
joke, which IS funny, no matter what anyone says.
Everybody over looks the shear jenius of Our Great President,
by the way, because instead of high paid American soldiers
dying and getting mutilated for George W.'s joke, it was contractors
making a measly $1,500 a day instead. That is the miracle
of privatization, and I am sure they would of said so themselves
if they had lived, who ever they were.
But instead we get this tireless witchhump over next to nothing
at all, like the 9/11 commission and the like. And yes, Concertina
Rice is going to testify in public after saying that it was
an important principle that she not do so, but that is not
a flip flop. Good God! Do we have to know every little thing
about the nine months before Saddam attacked us on September
11? Can we not just say "It is Slick Willy's fault" and move
Evidently not. Even Our Great President and Our Great Vice
President are going to bow down to unfair public pressure
and testify. Although at least they have the decency to do
so behind closed doors and not under oath and together at
the same time. And no, that is not because Our Great President
is too dumb to answer questions by himself. It is because
he has done so many great things that he probably cannot remember
them all, and so Dick Cheney will be there to clear them up
for the panel.
Even Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld is impressed and said that she
wonders if Dick Cheney can drink an entire glass of water
while George W. speaks. I do not know why she thought that
was funny, but she did.
Enclosing let me tell you a funny story that shows you what
ignorant vermin some people are. Some where in the Middle
of the East there is a farmer who has a miracle
sheep that he thinks has the name of Allah on its side!
Imagine what a blockhead he is. If he were not a superstitious
peasant he would know that it is a miracle
goat, not a sheep, right here in the US and A and it has
great dead Nascar driver Dale Ernhartıs number on it instead!
That is why I am glad to be in America, and I would be proud
to be a Nascar Dad For Bush if I had kids, since I enjoy wrecks
as much as they do. Any time there is Nascar on the T and
V, you will find me at the Red Bear Lounge looking at it through
the window, waiting for car parts to go flying.
Remember, "Remember those people whose names we donıt want
to know!" It could be like "Remember the Alamo!" which you
will remember from school Davy Crockett, Pecos Bill and the
other survivors all used to say to inspire them in their fight
against Sam Tahana. If they had thought to copywrite that,
they could all be rich men today. And that is what made America
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader, who chooses not
to go into the Red Bear Lounge, and it is a free country.
If anyone knows how he can copyright "Remember those people
whose names we don't want to know!" write to him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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