Time with Bob Boudelang
Great President's War In Iraq Is Too A Joke!!"
March 27, 2004
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Well, okay, many people are not but they should just enlighten
up. I am sure many of us who are not firebrand extremist moderates
and leftists thought it would of been quite funny to see George
W. pretending to look under desks and couches for some proof
that we went to war with another country over something.
But of course, leave it to the Democraps and a few crybabies
who have had a loved one or two killed or wounded to make
a mountain out of a mohair. Listen, Ronald Reagan, who was
Our Greatest-Ever President Ever could have made fun of me
all night and day when I got shot in the ass by friendly fire
in Grenada, and I would not of said boo. And I think all decent
Americans feel that way too, and if not to hell with them.
There are more fried fish in the sea.
And it is outrajuss especially this week, when Richard Clarke
was so busy slandering Our Great President and his fine war
on terror and evil. It is bad enough that there is an investigation
at all, much less that it would call biased people like Richard
Clarke, who is not credible even if people believe what he
has to say. He does not have credibility, and that is why
he is not credible.
For example, Concertina Rice says Clarke was in
the loop and Our Great Vice President Dick Cheney (who
has not got indicted yet) says Clarke was not in the loop.
And Concertina Rice says Clarke went to every
meeting on terrorism, while White House spokesmanperson
Scott McLellan says he refused to go to both of them. Clearly
Clarke's story has so many flip flops that no sensible person
can believe him.
But clearly the LIEberal media would rather believe wild-eyed
DemocRAT operatives like Clarke and Paul O. Neill than Our
Some Democrap Socialists are even saying George W. hurt
the war against Alkaheeda by shifting
troops to go after Sodom Husane. But how can they say
that George W. ignored Afghanistan and Osama (and you cannot
prove he is still in business with the Bin Ladens) to pay
attention to Iraq and Sodom Husane, when he is clearly NOT
paying attention in Iraq? Explain that, Mr. Smarty Pants!
After all, soldiers are going over there who should not
be going overseas at all because they are sick,
and the soldiers who are there have to buy
their own body armor. Does THAT sound like we have a President
who is paying attention to Iraq? You bet it does not.
Instead Our Great President is paying attention to issues
of importance to every American's everyday life, like why
the Constitution should be changed so gayo-Americans can not
be married but Arnold Shwarzenabor can be President someday.
And that is why I am hoping that everyone will support me
in the effort to make George W. get really elected this time,
not that you can prove Jeb had anything to do with last time.
Do you want to know what a jugglenaut this campaign will
be? When Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld heard what I wanted to put up
on a new sign, she went to get me an old sheet, but she did
not have one. So she got in her car, drove to the Cheapmart
and bought a new sheet and even a pint of paint for me.
So now everyone who drives by the Daisyview Trailer Park
sees a big sign on my trailer that says "George W. Bush's
War In Iraq Is A Joke!" How do you like them apples, Mr. Comrade
I am hoping Reggie
the Republican Truck comes by so I can paint that on the
side. Ha! Ha! Would that not be something?
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who would be
happy to drive Reggie the Republican truck around if he had
not lost his license due to the politics of personal description.
You can e-mail him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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