Time with Bob Boudelang
Can Take My Bush Sweatshirt From My Cold Dead Hands, So There!"
March 20, 2004
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Aided by the LIEberal media, they have come out and said
that we Republican team leaders are getting sweatshirts
made from sweatshops overseas. And not just any sweatshops,
but ones from Burma, where it is illegal to get sweatshirts
from sweatshops in this country. Imagine!
Well, first of all you go to a fish store for fish. Where
else are you going to get sweatshirts if you do not get them
Second of all, after all the trouble I had getting a hat
and I still do not have a hat, I finely got my sweatshirt
not too long ago, which I am wearing proudly every day to
show my support for Our Great President, despite the smell.
And I can tell you, like Charlatan Heston with his gun, you
can take my sweatshirt from my cold dead hands. Accept that
I do not have All Zymer's Disease, which I think should be
renamed for Our Greatest Ever President Ronald Reagan or for
the NR of A president Charlatan Heston to show what conservative
thought really means.
And it ruined such a good week for Our Great President too,
as America celebrated the anniversary of Our Great President's
War in Iraq, which is not a terrible disaster and made everybody
in the world safer, if you don't count all the bombings and
killings, that I certainly do not count.
Which the people in Spain should not have counted when they
voted out George W.'s good friend President Anzar,
just because trains blew up and he blamed the wrong people.
It shows why Florida was right to not count votes (which you
cannot prove Jeb had anything to do with) and why elections
should be canceled.
Now the new President of Spain says he will take all his
troops out of Iraq, which does not mean that the coalition
And South Korea will
not send its troops where Our Great president wants, which
does not mean that the coalition is crumbling.
And the Polish president says he was "taken for a ride and
which does not mean that the coalition is crumbling.
We are still having a glorious cakewalk in Iraq (and it was
the Navy's fault that Our Great President dressed in a pilot
costume and stood in front of a sign that said "Mission Accomplished.")
The coalition is as strong and powerful as ever, even if we
cannot name the countries who are in it for reasons that
ought to be obvious even to someone like you.
But it is disgraceful to see Spain pull out of the coalition
and all the cakewalk in Iraq just to appease Alkaheeda by
going after them because they bombed the train, instead of
pretending it was the Basket Seperatists like President Anzar
would of. I am calling on all of the loyal readers of my column
within the sound of the voice of whoever is reading this allowed
to join me in trying to change the name of Taco Belle to Freedom
Belle in protest, like we did with French toast, which sure
Speaking of who cannot be named, it is horrible that John
F Karey will not tell us the names of the foreign leaders
who want him to be president so we can hate them for that
reason. Instead we will just have to hate foreigners without
a reason, as usual.
Our Great President Bush does not have this problem, as just
this week a foreign leader announced that he was supporting
him. Unfortunately it
was Alkaheeda, but still!
Alkaheeda rightly said that John Kerry and the Democraps
would "embarass blasphemy and present it as civilization"
just like Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell and other great
Republicans have said. Which you can see is true for yourself,
with their support for gayo-Americans and abortions and evolution
and public schools without prayers and the like.
If you can believe it, the Alkaheeda also said that John
Kerry will murder them in their sleep. I was shocked that
they would say such a thing, since everyone knows it is George
W. who is a murderer. Let us see where John F. Karey ever
killed anyone whose lawyer was asleep! I ask you! Even Our
Great First Lady Laura Bush ran over her ex-boyfriend with
a car, which you cannot show Mrs Karey ever did.
When I told Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld that I wanted to put a new
sign on my trailer, she shook her head. But when I told her
what I wanted it to say, she went and got another old sheet
and even gave me money to go buy paint. That is how badly
John F. Karey has alienated even hardcore fanatical moderates
And so everyone driving by the Daisyview now sees a big sign
that says "Democrats will kill terrorists! Right!" Let us
hope that GOP Team leaders all over the country are doing
the same, and that it will all roll downhill for Our Great
President this summer! Amen.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who did not just
make up the names of people on his team to get free merchandise.
You could e-mail him at firstname.lastname@example.org
but many of the people on his team have probably changed their
e-mail address which is why you cannot reach them and the
sweatshirt smells like fish now anyway.
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