Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"Our Great President Is Not A Corrupt
Incompetent Drunk So Stop Saying That! And Vote for Him If They
Let You, Or Else"
October 30, 2004
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
election time is here again, dammit, and before putsch
comes to shove,
let me urge all of my fateful readers to go out and vote for Our
Great President if they let you. After all, he is not a cowardly
drunk, despite what Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld says, and you really should
not listen to her when she says he is incompetent and corrupt, for
she is a LIEberal. And now she is going on and on about those missing
explosives in Iraq, just like John Kerry, who is only hurting himself
by pointing out the missing explosives in public and saying Our
Great President did not plan for the war.
I mean. First John Kerry says there was no WMDs in Iraq, and now
he says that Our Great President did not plan for the war. Which
is it? And, by the way, if George W. did plan for the war, we would
not be stuck in the war now! Did you think we got there by accident?
No, that was ALL George W.
Got you there, Mr. Smarty-Pants Liberal! It is simple logic, which
Democraps are immune to.
And everybody knows that when John Kerry is saying the missing
explosives at Al Kaka are "more evidence that President Bush has
bungled the Iraq war by not securing the weapons site," he is really
criticizing our brave troops, and in a bad way, not the good way
Rudy Julieannie was when he is criticizing our troops by saying
"No matter how you try to blame it on the president the actual responsibility
for it really would be for the troops that were there. Did they
search carefully enough? Didn't they search carefully enough?"
Just think of all the good things Our Great President has done
and you will see why the Supremes on the Court should pick him again!
(Editor, please insert that list of good things Our Great President
has done here. I am sure you can find one somewhere.)
And the Republicans continue to be alert to the slightest danger
threatening our country, if you donšt count the missing explosives.
Just this week, Our Homely Secretary of Security Tom Ridge clamped
down on the Magic
Cube because it could of been stealing the Rubix Cube copyright.
And even though it was not stealing the Rubix Cube copyright, but
could have been, so was it not better to be safe than sorry. After
all, where would we be if Americašs enemies was to steal the Rubix
cube copyright? We would be in some pretty pickle I can tell you.
But thanks to George W. and Homely Secretary Ridge, we are not in
any danger from the Magic Cube. You just know John Kerry would not
be alert to this dangerous crisis, so we are lucky there wasnšt
What if we had the sort of President who was distracted by missing
explosives or tapes from some obscure
madman in some remote country somewhere,
and did not take action on a magic cube crisis? The mind Bobbles.
Fortunately we have George W. who knows what is important and what
And Our Great President continues to work his magic for ordinary
Americans, too. Now he has a new program for kids called Cheers
that will let the chemical industry test pesticides and other substances
on children! What could be fairer than that? I myself have been
eating ant paste for some time now (it is especially good spread
on Chicken in a Biskit crackers) and despite envirowhacko concerns
I am right as rain except for the dizziness and the sweats and the
rash, which you cannot prove is due to the ant paste.
Still the DemoncRats continue with their slander and lies, especially
about that fine
company that which you cannot prove Our Great Vice President
has anything to do with when they got all those no-bid contracts
and cannot account for the property they were supposed to take care
of. I do not know whošs worse sometimes, the Democrats or the terrorists.
But then I think, the terrorists would not call for an FBI investigation,
So that is why it is important we all take the Bush
Pledge of Allegiance out loud from now until election day. Otherwise
all that has been accomplished, from the excitement of September
11th to the tax breaks for people like Ken Lay, is in danger of
going the way of the doodoo. Keep saying the Pledge, even when you
think you want to go to sleep. And follow me to the poles on November
3rd to victory!
Bob Boudelang is proud to be a Republican team leader who can be
reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
And they should not be able to throw me out of the public library
for trying to lead people in the Bush Pledge of Allegiance out lou
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