Time with Bob Boudelang
"Our Great President Has Given This Nation A Wonderful
Xmas Present - Let's Kill Him!"
December 19, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Ho! Ho! Ho! What could be a greater Xmas present for all
of us than the one that Our Great President George W. Bush
gave us! Let's kill him!
After all he is a power-mad tyrant who locks people and
takes away their rights and invades other countries for no
reason and threatens the world with dangerous weapons and
lies publicly and pays no attention to international law.
This is the result of Our Great George W. Bush. I think
every real American knows what to do.
Of course, now Sodom Husane has been captured in his spider
hole. It shows what a jenius Our Great President is, as I
bet you thought like I did that spiders had webs. But that
just shows what ignorant fools you and I were. Especially
you. Spiders have holes, and that is that!
So now Sodom is in custardy, and "from now on our troubles
will be miles away" like it says in the Constitution. We got
the man George W. never actually said had any
connection to September 11. Nor can you prove Our Great
President ever said Sodom had anything but a Weapons of Mass
Distraction Program unless you believe what a few fringe
Senators say. After all, the capture has already brought
peace to Iraq, if you don't count the bombings
and killings there.
And yes, the stock market went down instead of up and the
dollar went down instead of up, but those are just details
you could overlook if you don't pay any attention. And everyone
with half a mind like me keeps his eye on the big picture
instead of details that just clog up your head.
This makes it even more likely that we will win the war
on terroristism any minute now. After all, Alkaheeda's goals
were getting the US out of Saudi Arabia, which Our Great President
has already done, and getting Sodom Husane out of Iraq and
a religious government in, and we are halfway there. Wala!
Peace in our time!
I hope they will be able to hang on to the wily Butch of
Bagdad this time. After all, Secretary of Defensive Donald
his hands on Sodom Husane before, but he slipped away
somehow back then.
Our Great President says Sodom will face Ultimate Justice,
which I hope will be a steel cage match. Or maybe a Texas
strap match. I hope they check Sodom's trunks for foreign
objects before the match too. I also hope it will not be Pay-per-view
but on free TV on every channel, so the whole country can
watch Our Great President give Sodom what is coming to him
whether they want to or not. After which we can kill him.
Of course we will not kill him until he has got a fair trial
of the kind we have here
in Texas, USA, where his lawyer will have to prove we
are lying when we lie about him. What could be fairer than
That is one reason why Texas is spoken of in awwww when
it comes to justice and law enforcement. They have brave cops
like Walker Texas Ranger who go undercover on dangerous assignments
like trying to buy vibrators
from ladies. The eyes of Texas are upon it, all right,
and also on where it is put that it ought not to be, and how
awful it would be if it was put down there.
By the way, when I said "kill him" at the beginning I mean
Sodom of course, and not Our Great President. Just like when
I said "a power-mad tyrant who locks people and takes away
their rights and invades other countries for no reason and
threatens the world with dangerous weapons and lies publicly
and pays no attention to international law" I am sure you
knew who I meant. But there are treasonous LIEberals who love
to twist everything you say so I have to be careful. Internal
vigilantes is the prize of freedom, as Barry Goldwater or
somebody used to say.
Soon we will be able to download pictures of dead Sodom
from the Internet the way decent Americans like me were able
to download pictures to gloat over of dead Oosy and Goosy,
or whatever his son's names were. And look how much good killing
THEM did in Iraq!
The operation to capture Saddam was "Operation Red Dawn,"
and it was not called that because they are picking names
from bad 1980s movies and "Operation Say Anything" was taken.
That was just Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld who thinks she is funny
but she is not, even though everybody else laughed. I am sure
Secret Service Agent Brown just laughed to be polite.
And there was no call at all for her son to knock me down
and put snow down my back as I am a wounded veteran who was
shot in the bottom by friendly fire protecting this country
from the power mad tyrants of Grenada, and any way I did not
really threaten her as she is bigger than me and her savage
watchdog Cujo will not let me get near anyway.
Anyway, I did not not threaten Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld over
her saying things when Sodom was captured like "Did he have
an exit plan in his pocket?" thus ruining the greatest moment
in US history in Iraq for the rest of us.
What I did not threaten Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld over (and she
knows I would never do anything as long as someone was around,
besides which there is no proof I ever threatened anyone,
so stop saying that!) was how she ruined the historic 100th
anniversary celebration at Kitty Carlyle, North Carolina for
the Wright Stuff Brothers first airplane flight, which the
US aerospace industry was unable
to duplicate 100 years later in public, but which it was
otherwise both inspiring and inspirational not just to the
young but to childish people of all ages like me.
Yes, the original plane cost less than $1,000 and was made
of canvas and wood and actually flew. And yes, this one cost
$1.2 million dollars and was made of canvas and wood and just
fell over and broke, but there was no reason for Mrs. Brown
Rosenfeld to say anything snippy about "cost overruns" and
"boondoggles."And I am sure Halliburton was not
involved in any way that she will be able to prove without
But instead of concentrating only on brave aviatrixes like
Our Great President (who should of wore his flight suit there
like his action figure) the press also had the nerve to also
talk to unpatriotic dillatants like John Glenn, whose connection
to flying is tentative at best.
And John Glenn had the nerve to say out loud in public with
people listening that HE, John Glenn, did
not feel safer with Sodom captured! What a perfect example
of LIEberal hate speech in action! Like the rest of us should
take safety tips from a Democrap who thought it was once safe
to fly in outer space? Really!
Meanwhile, you also cannot prove that I had anything to
do with the fire at Namib's Jolly Holiday House of Merry Xmas
Tree Lot, where our motto was "No refunds, buddy. Take a hike."
After all, Namib told me personally not to smoke back there,
or if I was going to smoke be careful where I threw the butts,
and besides I am a Republican
Team Leader and thus a responsible
of the community.
Who would of guessed though that the fire would spread so
quickly and burn with such funny colors. I know that the environmental
whackos would of, but that was just mindless hysteria over
so-called toxic waste. However, in the Holiday noise and confusion
(and what could of been more festive than firetrucks and a
hazmat team with their flashing lights and protective gear?)
I became separated from Namib, who had not yet paid me for
my weeks of actually touching the trees (and you cannot prove
that had anything to do with the rash and dizziness).
I hope he is all right and I am sure he will turn up any
day with the money I am owed. And no I was not arrested, since
I was not even there when the cops showed up. That just goes
to show you how some DemoncRats will lie about anything. It
is the non-stop politics of personal description, even in
this season of goodwill to men, when we should all be sitting
around with our families thinking warm thoughts about Sodom
by the CIA instead. Pa rum pum pum pum, dammit!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who hopes we
all will have a new beginning this holiday season and reject
"Peace on Earth" and other LIEberal propaganda, especially
you. Tell Namib if you see him to send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org
or tell Shifty Lenny and I am sure he will pass the message
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