Time with Bob Boudelang
The Entire World Is Seeing the Jenius Of Our Great President!"
October 25, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
What a week of triumph this would be for Our Great President
George W.! Except that every week is a triumph and so this
one is no different, except for being slightly more triumphy.
But at last the rest of the world is getting to see what
America has been looking at with amazement up close, and except
for the riots and the heckling and the demonstrators and having
to hide from ordinary people, it was a successful trip, to
far-off foreign countries like Bali and the Filipeens and
Australia and Hawaii.
And yes, the Australian parliament heckled him, but they
hardly represent Australians.
In the Filipeens, Our Great President pointed out that we
were doing in Iraq what we had done there.
And yes, we took over the Filipeens for nearly 50 years and
thousands died, but that was then and this is now. What makes
George W. such a dynamic leader is this keen ignoring of history
and facts and his concentrating on ideals like other nations
paying for Iraq and sending troops which they refuse to do.
Meanwhile here at home George W. is saying he will veto
the $87 billion for Iraq that he asked for and got, which
will be a stinging defeat for those who put selfish concerns
with America ahead of our ideals in Iraq. Imagine the nerve
of Democraps and other moderates making some of the money
a loan! We should just give them the money without making
them pay it back, and not because George W. bombed them for
no reason and lied about it so stop saying that, but because
it is the right thing to do.
But instead of knuckling under to Our Great Presidentís
slightest wim, some people have the nerve to ask rude questions
although not very loud. What happened to the missing
$4 billion? they say. Well I will cut some cheese to go with
that. Who are they to ask George W. about money? After all,
even Congress does not do that!
What is a poor LIEberal to do faced with a jugglenaut like
Bush? As George Will and other very smart and not crazy commentators
have pointed out, they cannot even prove that George W. ever
said Iraq was an eminent threat. No one can prove there was
any reason at all we attacked Iraq, and that is leadership
with a capital B, all right!
And that is the walmart of decisive people with a plan who
are getting things done. Like Our Great Homely Secretary of
Security Tom Ridge who did not sit around and do nothing when
he got a e-mail from somebody who had smuggled boxcutters
through airport security and hidden them on airplanes and
told him exactly where they were. In just five short weeks
he read the email and had the guy arrested. And let that be
a lesson to terrorists everywhere who send e-mails to Tom
Meanwhile Our Great Secretary of Defensive Donald Rumfilled,
who has not gotten fired yet so stop saying that, had a memo
leak to the press. And yes it seems that he does not know
what he is doing, but that is not what he says out loud so
do not worry. "Is our current situation such that 'the harder
we work, the behinder we get?' " he said, and I could not
of said it better myself. Do we want the war run by someone
who asks questions like that, or by someone who actually had
some sort of plan? I ask you?
Who can doubt that we are not winning the war on terror?
Not me. Look at the great people we have on our side, like
General Boynkin, whose God is bigger than anyone elseís. General
Boynkin has an actual picture
of the devil which he can show people. Nobody working for
slick Willie Clinton could make that claim, you bet.
Then there is Colonel Crocodile, who did such a great job
writing the same letter for all those soldiers who did not
know they wanted to write to the editor of their local newspaper
around the country and talk about the good job they were doing
Those are the kind of stories people will be telling their
kids years from now about the war! It will be notorious!
And here at home DemocRats must be steamed about how George
Bush is actually appealing to black voters by appointing a
blacko-American judge. And they will even let blacko-American
journalists ask questions out loud about her, just as if they
were normal people and their opinion counted.
And yes, the former head of the National Republican Committee
who is running for Congress in Mississippi is being supported
by the Council of Conservative Citizens that says it is proud
to be racist, but so what? It is typcial LIEberal hippocracy
and bigotry to be opposed to white racists.
And at last the Bush economic miracle is being recognized.
There is a new book called "The
Bush Boom" that tells you how things have never been
better with the economy, despite no jobs. So there!
So enclosing, let us think how much better we have it here
than in some backward foreign country like Azabajinia. In
Aberzajian, the son of the former president has taken office
in a fraudulent election.
He was the head of the oil industry there, too. There was
biased media coverage, interfering in people voting, fake
vote counts, and opponents were intimidated or roughed up.
So we should thank our blessings that we live in the land
of the free and home of the brave with Our Great President
and not some two bit dictatorship like Aboriginia. Amen.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who wishes someone
had written letters to the editor and put his name to them
back then about the great job we were doing in Grenada back
then where he was shot in the ass by friendly fire instead.
But is he bitter? Yes and it is liberal Demoncrats fault,
too. Put that in your hat and smoke it!
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