Time with Bob Boudelang
"Our Great President Will Stop The UN Sex Slaves!"
September 27, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
All right, you LIEberal Socialists! Even you will have to
admit that if any of the so-called Democrap candidates had
gone to the United Nations to demand that they help in the
war in Iraq which is not a quagmire in any way, they would
not of mentioned the problem of sex slaves! But Our Great
President did, and the world can only wonder about his mind!
I guess the other countries can rest easy that Our Great
President will soon clear up that sex slave problem the way
he had "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq and Afghanistan. Which
by the way, he also never said but just implied,
get that straight!
And was it not clever that the week after George W. said
there was no evidence about Iraq and 9/11 that he spent so
much time talking about 9/11 in his speech about Iraq? After
all, Americans have been fooled, so why should the joke not
be on the U of N too? At least I think that is what he was
thinking, if anything.
All in all, this has been about the most triumphy week since
George W. was too elected, if you donít count votes, and was
not the dismal failure that many uninformed people who are
ignorant and do not know anything say it was.
For one thing, who was not excited and inspired by the prime
time interview of Our Great President on Fox TV this week?
Well, I was not, but it was not my fault because they would
only put the football game on the television at the Red Bear
Lounge where I am too aloud in but just chose to loiter and
watch through the window out front.
Fortunately I found the actual transept on the internet,
and I was inspired by George W.ís clear grasp of events. And
yes, Brett Hume did have to remind
him that he was talking about Yessir Arafat twice while he
was talking about Yessir Arafat, but so what? The man is only
human, if not more so.
Meanwile what could show the bigoted nature of DemoncRATS
than them making fun of Arnold Swatzenabor in Califrornia
instead of just laying down and letting him be governor?
Ah-nuld came to this country as just Mr. Universe and made
himself into a rich and successful millionaire, but I guess
the Democraps have no room for someone like that. Thank God
(which the DemoncRats would of outlawed) that the Republicans
have room in our big circus tent for rich people of every
race, no matter whose head they put in a toilet
I told Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld that and she said "Especially
the master race," and then refused to explain what she meant.
Instead she started ranting about Our Great Next Governor
of California knocking down peopleís chimneys
to get rich. How unfair it is to use what people said and
did against them!
But that is all that the Liberal Socialists are about these
days, being uncivil and unfair like that fat ugly drunk Teddy
Kennedy. How dare he call Our Great Presidentís Great War
in Iraq a fraud cooked up in Texas? Yes, there were no weapons
of mass destraction, and yes, Saddam had nothing to do with
the September 11 attacks, but Kennedy has no proof anything
happened IN Texas.
So there is no reason to investigate how much money Our
Great Vice President is getting from Halliburton
even though he denied he was, and no reason to look into the
that Joe Allbaugh has in Iraq. Joe was Our Great Presidentís
director of Emergency Management who was not fired but resigned
with honor and he was also the chief of staff when Our Great
President was Our Great Governor of Texas.
And there is no reason to complain that Colon Powell said
in Febuary, 2001 that Sodom Husane had no weapons of mass
distraction and was not a threat, but then told the UN later
that Sodom Husane had weapons of mass distraction and was
a threat last year. Like he said, a lot had changed in between,
and George W. had gotten lucky with his trifecta. Thatís all.
Besides he said that in Egypt and nobody here was suppose
to hear it.
Why are we wasting time on these endless witch humps and
not on matters of importance like John Kerryís cheese?
Just last month John Kerry asked for different cheese on
his sandwich in public.
Imagine, an American asking for different cheese on a sandwich.
Out loud. In public. Is that why our forefathers fought and
died at Little Big Horn? So French-looking presidential candidates
could demand different cheese?
Our Great President isnít that kind of a man! George W.
Bush is the kind of two-fisted red-blooded man whoíll put
whatever cheese they give him right in his mouth without asking
questions! He wonít even wait to see if it IS cheese!
Enclosing, just remember Bush and cheese when you go into
the voting booth this November. Then the Supreme Court can
name Our Great President Our Great President once again and
things will remain as they are, or even more so.
P.S.: I got an email from Our Great President himself!
Marc Racicot told me he offered to send you your Bush
Cheney Charter Member card and asked for your financial
support of my reelection campaign.
Please activate your Bush Cheney Charter Member card
today by sending a gift of $2,000, $1,000, $500, $250,
or even $100 or $50 today at: http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/CharterMember.
If you said "yes", then thank you. It means a great deal
to know you're in my corner as Dick Cheney and I get ready
for what could be a close, hard-fought race. But if you
received Marc's letter and haven't yet decided to join
my campaign team, I ask for your help today by making
a contribution at:
As Marc told you, the Democratic candidates are already
on the attack, using super-charged rhetoric. In doing
so, they are helping to make the stakes and vast differences
of the 2004 election very clear.
I will use America's power to lead the world to greater
security and peace. We must win the war on terrorism and
promote freedom around the globe if our children are to
live in a more peaceful world.
I have acted to strengthen our economy by cutting
taxes and restraining government spending. Our economy
has suffered a series of shocks: we cut taxes at just
the right time to pull us out of recession. Raising taxes
now would be bad for American families, American jobs
and America's economy.
I will work for a more compassionate society where
no child is left behind and where people know they are
responsible for their actions, for the children they bring
into the world, and for loving a neighbor like they'd
like to be loved themselves.
These are clear choices. If you agree they are important,
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with my leadership and values, then I hope you will support
George W. Bush
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Imagine him taking the time to write to me even though he
is thinking about sex slaves! However, I suspect the real
reason Marc Racicot, whoever he is, brought my name up to
Our Great President is because a certain individual is about
to be fired whose initials are Secretary of Defensive Donald
Rumfilled and they will need a replacement. We shall see!
In the meantime I am going to use some super rhetoric charges
of my own to defend Our Great President who is not a dismal
failure as even he admits, and also more slander and treason
than Ann Colter, too. Just you watch! The blood of patriot
guns cries out for vengeance, as Thomas Jefferson should of
said, and I also will find out who threw those eggs at me
which was not funny. Or else!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who gets personal
e-mails from Our Great President himself at firstname.lastname@example.org,
and they should not of thrown Secret Service Agent Brown out
of the library for laughing in delight when I showed it to
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