Time with Bob Boudelang
"No One Can Say Now Our Great President Had Any Reason
For War, Ha Ha!!"
September 20, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Hahahahahahaha! To all you stupid LIEberals and moderates
and other extremists. I guess even you will have to admit
Our Great President has outfoxed you again. Now you cannot
criticize the reasons George W. went to war in Iraq since
even HE does not know what those reasons were!
That is right. George W. has now said that there is no evidence
that Saddam and Iraq had anything to do with the September
11 attacks, and he would know (although not because he and
Osama are in cahoots so stop saying that!).
Yes, Our Great President did say over and over again "Saddam"
and "9/11" and "Iraq" and "terrorism" but he never said WHY
he was saying them all together. Some people were just fooled,
which is not his fault. And now we Republicans are having
a good laugh over THAT, just like we still chuckle from time
to time over George W. having a lucky trifecta. And if you
Democraps were not humorless you would think September 11
was funny too.
And now we know there are no weapons of mass distraction
in Iraq either, so there is no reason to bring out the report
by David Kay that was going to say there are. "I think the
American people should be prepared for surprises," David Kay
and what could be a bigger surprise than no report at all?
This means when Colon Powell gave that great presentation
to the U of N last year he was only kidding! Who knew he had
it in him! He is a regular Bill Crosby, and I am sure all
of the delegates are laughing to themselves now, except those
from our enemies like the nation formerly known as France
but now known as Freedom. And not because we are asking for
their help, but because they appreciate the joke. At least
that is what I hope.
Speaking of our enemy Freedom, did you see that some DemocRats
want to change the name of freedom toast back to french toast
and freedom fires back to french fries? Friends, this is the
worst kind of appeasement (and not the good kind of appeasement,
like Our Great President is doing by pulling our troops out
of Saudi Arabia because Osama said to, which is not really
appeasement but peace in our time) because it is the kind
of appeasement that makes it seem like we are giving up. Do
we want everyone in the world to think we changed the name
of fried potatoes and bread just on some childish crazy wim?
How can we expect terrorists and other countries to fear and
hate us if we do not stand up for important basic American
principals like freedom fries?
I would bet the soldiers wounded in Afghanistan and Iraq
for their meals would stop paying if they had to eat french
fries instead of freedom fries.
Speaking of soldiers wounded in Afghanistan and Iraq paying
for their meals, what a wise move by Our Great President to
charge them for those meals! I am sure people who have lost
an arm or a leg or two over a war that was not because of
September 11 will not mind chipping in some more money so
we can hire Bechtel and Halliburton to rebuild Iraq on no-bid
multi-billion dollar contracts that Our Great Vice President
had absolutely nothing to do with in any way at all that anyone
can prove at this point in time.
It is this kind of savvy financial management that convinces
me that Our Great President should get more than $87 billion
for Iraq, and anyone who knows me knows I am a person who
knows savv when he sees it. And yes, it turns out George W.
will need more than the $87 billion he asked for last week,
but that does not mean he lied then. So stop saying that!
And if you want to contrast the difference between Republicans
and Demon-crats, just compare Iraq, where happy people are
in the street thanks to George W., and Kosovo where crowds
have to be kept
in line by soldiers to see slick Willy.
Meanwhile who is not impressed by the way the Great Roadmap
for Peace of Our Great President is unraveling, just as if
it was drawn up. Sure there are a few little bumps along the
way, like all the bombings and killings and the way the Israelis
say they are now going to get rid of or kill Yessir Arafat,
who is, after all, a "failed leader" as our Great President
said. And George W. would know.
But do you ever hear the LIEberal press talking about a deficit
Yessir Arafat has run up, or how many jobs Yessir Arafat has
lost, or what crooked businessman Yessir Arafat took money
from? Do you hear them say he was not really elected, or that
he is arrogant and prone to violence? Arrest my case!
And yes, George W. did leave town ahead of the hurricane
but he was not running and hiding because he was scared but
only to be safe.
So to some up, let us continue to bill the soldiers wounded
in the war that has no reason for their food, so that we can
give the money to Halliburton and Bechtel for their deals
which are certainly not crooked, to rebuild Iraq where more
soldiers will get wounded or killed, but that will be the
price we have to pay so that we can show the world Our Great
President knows what he is doing to prevent us ever being
attacked again (which was not his fault so stop complaining
that he ignored the warnings we were going to be attacked
while he was on vacation for a month) although what he did
had nothing to do with us being attacked. Ka-peach?
It seems clear as day to me, even though it is night.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who believes George
W. Bush has the right vision and leadership for America, whatever
it is, and is not just a crooked drunk dressed up in a pilot
costume like Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld says. If you have proof
it was her son that threw that egg at me, please email it
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