Time with Bob Boudelang
"An Other Triumph For George W. And You Cannot Prove
Those Are My Baboon Noses!!"
September 5, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Janice Jopman once sang, "Summertime and the lemon is easy,
fish are jumping and the captain is high." And yes, fish ARE
up and hitting people in the head in Missouri, like it says
in the Bible, and yet we see Godless LIEberals and moderates
dragging the Ten Commandments out of a courtroom in Alabama
just because the law said so. Really, is that any excuse?
But at least instead of having the Ten Commandments dragged
out of a courtroom under a LIEberal socialist like Al Gore,
we are having them dragged out by a moral God-fearing true
American like George W. Bush. And that is something I am sure
we are all thanking Jesus for, which the Reverend Cloyd would
confirm except he is still angry and will not speak to me.
And I do not know what he should be so angry about since they
cannot prove it was me who burned down his church a few years
Meanwhile, what a triumph in Iraq for Our Great President!
Yes, there are still soldiers getting killed, but I am sure
that will end now that Donald Rumfilled is there
in Bagdad, which he did not sneak in because he was afraid.
"The U.S. intelligence community has imperfect visibility,"
Our Great Secretary of Defensive said, and even Mrs. Brown
Rosenfeld had to admit when I asked her that she could not
see any sign of intelligence there at all. So the plan is
working like a charm, whatever it is.
Yes, George W. did send Colon Powell to the United Nations
to allow them to admit they were wrong and should have joined
the war and send troops, but not because we need to be bailed out
or anything. And yes, Germany and the nation formerly known
as France but now called Freedom said No, but what did you
expect? They are just like the rest of the chocolate makers,
and George W. is right to sneer they are irrelevant after
But let us not forget that hardly anyone noticed that we
have pulled all of our troops out of Saudi Arabia, which except
for being the home of Osama Ben Ladin and 15 of the September
11 hijackers, and giving all of the September 11 hijackers
visas to come to this country, and giving lots of money to
Alkaheeda, has next to nothing to do with terrorism. And yes,
pulling our troops out of Saudi Arabia was something Osama
Ben Ladin demanded but that does not mean that Our Great President
is appeasing Osama. Instead he is bringing peace in our time.
And so refreshed from his 35-day vacation, Our Great President
threw his dog to the ground, rolled up his sleeve and came
back to work. The dog will have to make his own way, just
like poor sick people, who will no longer have the "easy out"
rooms to coddle them. It is a hard lesson but I am sure
those kids will be better off learning them.
Enclosing, let me mention that you cannot prove that it was
me who got the email from Dr, Eze Emeka from Nigeria about
the thirty one million five hundred dollars that he wanted
to send to someone honest. And you cannot prove I know how
Dr. Emeka, if that is who it was, got the name of Secret Service
Agent Brown, or how the suitcase full of baboon noses
ended up at the airport in Amsterdam or who Dr. Emeka expected
to meet there. And that is the truth, as British intelligence
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who is far too smart
to except a suitcase filled with currency that turns out to
contain baboon noses which have probably gone bad by now anyway.
He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org,
especially in regards to certain matters concerning pending
transactions about undeclared Nigerian oil revenues and not
baboon noses under any circumstances, okay?
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