Time with Bob Boudelang
"A Moment of Silence for 9/11 So Just Shut Up And This
August 13, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
here we are on the second anniversary of the day when Our
Great President did not run and hide so stop saying that.
It was only two years ago Thursday that our country was attacked
by cowardly terrorists who hit us knowing that George W. Bush
was reading about The Pet Goat to second graders and would
not be available for hours.
But they are laughing out of the other side of their necks
now that they have seen what a good job Our Great President
has done in Iraq, which is why he wants the U of N to join
us and send soldiers and money as soon as possible. I guess
we all can see now what a good idea freedom fries were!
But instead of jumping in and sharing in the excitement
and triumph, other countries are sitting on the sidelines
and muttering ugly terms about like "quagmire" and "disaster"
and "another Viet Nam" and "no exit strategy" and "war based
on lies" and the like. Who would have thought it, except those
of us who knew foreigners were no good?
And what is with LIEberals? For years they have been wanting
to throw money at education and job programs and housing and
health care and lots of other wasteful things that would benefit
no one. And now that George W. has told them it is all right
to throw money at Iraq, they do not want to! Gee wiz! I will
cut some cheese to go with that!
Why can they not follow the wise advice of Britney Shields,
who disgusted everyone in America by kissing McDonna? It was
all I could do not to be totally grossed out by the pictures
I cut out of newspapers and magazines.
Do they not realize that if they followed the advice of
Britney, who was actually kissing McDonna with her mouth open
(Britney although come to think of it McDonna's mouth was
open too) in hot girl-on-girl action such as every decent
American is outraged and would not look at more than once.
But Britney is right about Our Great President who I am
sure would also be horrified like me by this open display
of affliction between two women as if they were of the lesbianic
persuasion or something.
I think everyone in America ought to think about what Britney
had to say about trusting Our Great President and just except
that she was led
astray by an older depraved person into evil. And that
is all I am going to say accept to point out how disgusting
Meanwhile, I am sure we all believe that when Our Great
Vice President Dick Cheney was told not to come to the September
11 ceremony by the Mayor of New York for secruity reasons,
it was not because the families of the victims could get their
hands on rocks and loose debris to throw at him. So stop saying
And what American did not feel proud when Secretary of Defensive
Donald Rumfilled (who has not got fired yet) said that Americans
who criticized Our Great President were helping
the enemy? What is wrong with Democraps? Do they not realize
how important it is to make the rest of the world see that
Americans are ready to die like a fanatical unthinking fighting
machine that will not question tour leaderís wims? How else
will they ever learn about freedom?
So let us not begrudge a poultry $87 billion of debt for Our Great President
for Iraq. After all, how will Americans ever learn about the
evils of Big Government unless the government gets bigger
and more evil? And that will be George W.'s legacy, and I
am glad to be here to see it.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who can hardly
believe that they would put pictures of McDonna and Britney
in hot girl-on-girl action on the Internet but you cannot
access it at the public library. You can send him pictures
of it at email@example.com
if you are as outraged as me.
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