Time with Bob Boudelang
"Make Big Money on the Free Market With Terrorism! Thatís
The Bush Miracle!"
August 1, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
all the jenius moves Our Great President George W. Bush has
made since taking office, such as (editor, I will put the
jenius moves in here before you put this on the internet so
do not worry), this week he has made the most jenius-y of
them all, if not the smartest thing any president ever did.
I am talking of course about the Terrorism Futures market
he and Emeril Poindexter set up so that rich people could
bet that there would be terrorism in the future. Then they
would turn around and create jobs just like they did with
their tax cuts which they will start doing any day now I am
The proof that it was a good idea was that the Democrap
Socialists shut it down so quickly, by pointing out in public
that it existed. Did they not realize how much it would help
rich investors when terrorists struck again? But now instead
the DemocRATS persist with their gloomy message of progress
and diversity, instead of helping the truly deserving wealthy.
And despite what Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld says, they did not
come up with this idea because Homely Secretary of Security
Tom Ridge and Our Great Attorney General John "The Eagle is
Sore" Ashcroft and Our Great President are too incompetent
to stop terrorists and so they thought they might as well
cash in while they could. I wish she would stop saying things
like that which would only be giving aid and comfort to Saddam,
if he was hanging around the Daisyview Trailer Park. Which
I would not put past him. It is as bad as Communist Canada
I was hoping that it would not stop there, but that they
would let the average guy on the street with his humdrum life
in on it, perhaps with "scratch off" terrorism lottery tickets,
where you could win money if you matched up three "Tony Blair
gets blown up"s or something. Then everybody would be happy,
accept Tony Blair, I guess, and I am sure he would see the
bigger picture after the smoke cleared.
But do Democraps ever think of the average Joe in the street
when they do things like keep rich people from betting that
terrorists will succeed? No, of course not. And now poor Emeril
Poindexter has lost
his job, or will sometime in the coming weeks. And who
will hire him, since he is a convicted felon? Whatever happened
to LIEberal compassion? Hippocrits, that is what all liberals
Another way Demoncrats are screwing us average joes is insisting
that Our Great President NOT cut
back on air marshals at the same time that there is more
hijackings expected. Now we will be on the hook for expensive
hotel rooms with those little bottles of shampoo just because
some selfish people do not understand the nature of risk.
Do they not realize that those hotel bills come out of the
taxpayers pockets? If we splurge for wasteful things like
airline security, the next thing you know we run the risk
of higher taxes on wealthy people.
But that does not matter to firebrant liberals and moderates,
who ruthlessly mentioned these things in public and forced
Our Great President to back down in public. Which does not
mean he was trying to hide anything.
Just like Our Great President was not hiding anything when
he put 28 blank pages that did not say anything about Saudi
Arabia in the report on 9/11 that did not say anything about
Saudi Arabia. Those pages were blank for a very good reason
that nobody needs to know, least of all anyone who would ask
questions about Saudi Arabia.
And what could be more proof of that than the ambassador
from Saudi Arabia flying to America to order Our Great President
to release the 28 pages, which George W. bravely refused to
do. Would he have refused if he had anything to hide? You
cannot prove that.
Yes, as Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld pointed out, the ambassador
from Saudi Arabia would not care if George W. goes to jail,
but it is unfair and partisan to mention that out loud.
But who did not breath a sly of relief when George W. bravely
accepted responsibility for 16 of the words in his State of
the Union speech? Now at last all of the controversy can be
covered up and we can forget about Iraq and whether Bush lied
and got soldiers killed for nothing. And after all, Oosy and
Goosy (or whatever the hell their names were) are still dead,
and combat is still over, except for the bombings and killings.
And soon Saddam will be killed and patriotic Americans will
have pictures of his dead body to gloat over on the Internet!
Who would of guessed in January, 2001, that our country would
be seeing this sort of progress in just two and a half short
years? And it is all thanks to Our Great President, who is
not an incompetent and crooked drunk, so stop saying that!
Bob Boudelang is proud to be a Republican Team Leader and
can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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