Time with Bob Boudelang
"Oosy and Goosy Husane Are Dead So Now Let Us Forget
Whether Bush Lied About The Reason For War And So What That
July 25, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
who can deny NOW that it was worth having 250 American soldiers
killed and a thousand more wounded since Oosy and Goosy Husane
(or whatever the hell their name was) are dead? Yes, the war
in Iraq has cost
more than $70 billion in debt so far, but who can deny it
is worth every penny to have two guys dead that the entire
civilized world feared, even if they never heard of them before
some time in March.
But instead of printing out the pictures of dead Oosy and
Goosy from the Internet and gloating over them like any normal
American patriot would, Democraps and Socialists and Moderates
are wining about how American principles, credibility and
honor is shot to hell just because Our Great President told
a few little white lies to get us into the war, which you
cannot prove so do not even try. Well, I'll cut some cheese!
I am sure our brave soldiers and soldierettes over there
would say it was all worth the killing and wounding too, unless
they would not say so, in which case they should be severely
punished. After all, how are the Iraqis ever going to learn
about freedom if people are aloud to criticize George W. or
Donald Rumfilled, or Great American Institutions like Brown
and Root to reporters? That we run the risk of not having
the next war in Iran or Syria, or worse!
After all, why should not Brown and Root profit from the
war? After all, they started it!
I am sure those of us who went to "Support the Troops" rallies
(or would of if we were not busy) meant "Support the Troops
If They Keep Their Mouth Shut And Die Quietly For Our Great
President!" I know I did. That is what I done when Our Greatest
Ever President Ronald Reagan and I was protecting slackers
and cowards here at home from the tyrants of Grenada. And
you did not hear me complaining, even though I was shot in
the ass with friendly fire, and not because I was running
away either, so stop saying that.
So instead of complaining because it turned out that Our
Great President misspoke himself with statements that were
technically almost accurate but are now inoperative which
does not mean that he lied, we should just ignore that Iraq
to do with 9/11, and that there are no WMDs anywhere despite
what Our Great President claimed, and that the CIA DID tell
our Great President about the uranium forgery before he said
it in the State of the Union anyway, or that Sadom Husane
would not allow the weapons inspectors into Iraq that also
could not find the weapons that we cannot find. Instead we
should go on not paying attention to what is going on in Iraq
Because neither one of those is a quagmyer or another Viet
Nam, so stop saying that. And the longer we ignore them, the
better each will seem. Where as if we pay attention we run
the risk of noticing the problems, and who wants that? Not
us Republicans, and anyway why don't we hear the Democrats
offering solutions to these problems that aren't happening?
I ask you.
Meanwile I am sad to report that Rush Limbaugh continues
on the radio unabated instead of giving his program to me
now that he has a job pointing out how much blacks and LIEberals
and Feminazis are ruining football. I hope you have all called
to point out that no one knows how he smells. After all, if
I get his job on the radio I can quit the fish market and
then I am sure the fish gut smell will go away and the cats
will stop following me everywhere.
By the way, it is probably not true that the new ship, the
USS Ronald Reagan is just drifting aimlessly out at sea. I
am almost sure that is just a joke Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld was
making, or at least I hope so.
Enclosing, let me add what a good thing it was that the
Republicans called the cops when the Democrats had the nerve
to try to discuss a bill that Bill Thomas was trying to put
through you-nanimusly without dissent. That sort of terrorism,
where legislation is examined before it is put through, has
no place in George W. Bush's America, and do not forget it!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader and proud of
it. You can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org
and do not forget to call and remind the radio people that
you do not know what Rush Limbaugh smells like.
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