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Can Deny Strom Thurmond and Lester Maddox Were Not Tragedies
July 4, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Silver Book of Golden Memories in the sky burns just a little
bit brighter this week with the death of two great Americans
who stood for keeping the tyranny of diversity and equal rights
out of our every day life. Lester Maddox and Strom Thurmond
are both dead, and a grateful nation is happy. Now they are
where Richard Nixon and Joe McCarthy have gone, where they
are all getting what they deserved.
Fortunately, there are many others to take up the good work
they spent many recent years pretending they were not doing.
But those of us who felt the same was not fooled, and now
you cannot prove they are bigots as if they were still saying
what they felt.
Strom Thurmond was in the Senate longer than anybody else
in history, and spent more time arguing against letting Negroes
vote than anybody else too. He also once knocked down a Senator
to keep him from voting for civil rights. If only we had Senators
like him in recent years, which we had him but he was not
what he once was.
And what a career of accomplishment it was, too. Unlike
those disgraceful do-something Senators who will go nameless,
like Shrillary or Osama Bin Daschle, Strom Thurmond did not
waste time producing legislation or coming up with wasteful
Meanwhile Lester Maddox was a hero to many of us who wish
we could chase
blacko-Americans with guns. Later he became governor of
Georgia even though he got less votes than the other guy,
showing that he and Our Great President are cut from the same
How ironic that they both died the same week that the Supreme
Court decided that the tyranny of affirmative action and homosexualityism
not being illegal would stand to oppress Americans like me.
This is an outrage, especially the one which means gayo-Americans
can continue to have rights like normal Americans. As Justice
Scalia (who is not a dangerous crazy so stop saying that)
says, "State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult
incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication,
bestiality and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in
light of Bowers validation of laws based on moral choices."
Who does not share Judge Scalia's worry about people who masturbate
not being sent to prison? Now we face the danger of magazines
being sold on every newsstand that people could take home
and jack off to.
Meanwhile, who is not proud of Our Great President, who
said about the Iraqi attacks, "Bring them on!" And the very
next day there were ten Americans wounded in new attacks in
Iraq. It goes to show that when George Bush speaks, people
listen! And not everyone laughs, either! So there.
In conclusion, let me wish everyone a happy July fourth.
Let us pause to remember our foundering fathers, who shot
their fires around the world so that one day in the future
the son of a former President could take office without being
elected because God wanted him to, and build the kind of country
where suspects are held without trials and lawyers, Congress
could be ignored, the rich and powerful could get the special
favors they want, and people would have to watch what they
say out loud. If George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were
alive today, they would be even older than Strom Thurmond
and probably dead. But if they were alive today and the same
age as they were in 1776, then who can doubt what they would
say and do? Not me. Amen.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who is not going
to spend the Fourth of July drunk so stop saying that. He
can be reached at email@example.com
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