Time with Bob Boudelang
Am Beating My Chest Because Rick Samtotum Is No More A Bigot
Than Trent Lott!!"
May 2, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
a glorious week for Our Great President who has announced
that the combat in Iraq is over (except for the killing and
wounding, but we are not suppose to notice them so I will
not). I would hate to be a Democrap loser watching the glorious
moment when he pretended to fly on to the aircraft carrier
and the sailors were ordered to cheer.
You will notice that Bill Clinton never went on an aircraft
carrier except that once,
and even then he never pretended to fly the plane and people
like Michael Savage and Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and
Peggy Noonan and Bill O'Reilly and the Washington Times (which,
yes, is run by the Reverend Moon but that does not mean it
is some sort of crazy cult thing) and all the rest did not
go on and on and on about how brave Clinton was in flying
in a Navy plane to a Navy ship. So it just goes to show.
And what a great speech, in which unlike last he did not
sound like he was drugged which was a liberal lie about last
time. This time he was alert and it was a thrill for all patriotic
Americans to see his little eyes darting this way and that
as he read his speech, in which he made hardly any mistakes.
Our Great President said "No terrorist network will gain
weapons of mass destruction from the Iraqi regime," and he
did not mean because there weren't any and he was lying. He
will find the weapons his dad sold to Saddam even if he has
to put them there himself, believe you me!
And yes, he does not know where Saddam is and yes, he does
not know where the weapons he said Saddam had are, but that
does not mean he is lying when he says he knows they are no
threat anymore. So there!
But of course, he has to put up with LIEberals carping and
being unpatriotic. Soon I suppose they will be asking "Where
is Saddam?" the way they ask "Where is Osama?" Where is the
anthrax killer?" "Where is Chic Omar?" "Where is the surplus?"
and "Where is Ken Lay?"
Really! Rome was not burnt in a day, you know. Why is it
Democraps would give Hans Blix three whole months not to find
any weapons in Iraq but will not give George W. more time
when he is doing the same? Especially since Our Great President
has so many more people looking. And they are looking and
not just guarding the Oil Ministry or shooting Iraqis who
are protesting about the swell new government we are going
to make them have.
It is annoying that some people who are liberated that they
think they have some right to pick their own government if
you know what I mean. That is not why we bombed them back
into the stone age. What is good enough for Florida should
be good enough for Iraq. After all, Americans did not vote
for Our Great President either, and you do not hear us complaining,
except for the unAmerican ones who do.
And speaking of unAmerican complaining, who has not noticed
the fuss being made in some quarrels over the comments by
Rick Samtotum, one of the greatest Republican senators that
no-one had ever heard of before?
It is horrible to see DemocRATS and other socialists and
homos complaining just because he attacked homosexualism when
speaking about the law in Texas that makes it illegal. Samtotum
says he loves homosexuals, he just hates that they have homosexual
sex. That means he is not a bigot. Get that straight. Neither
was Trent Lott, who after all did not hate black people but
only the color of their skins. And yet we see the LIEberal
media blowing this out of context like they did with poor
Yes it did freak
the AP reporter out to be talking about "man on dog" with
a United States senator. When I mentioned this to Secret Service
Agent Brown, he told me that Texas had made that legal
in 1974 the same year they made gay sex illegal. "Guess they
have been lone too long down in the Lone Star state," he said,
which I am sure he did not mean as a slur against Our Great
Another news, Donald Rumfilled announced he is pulling our
soldiers out of Saudi Arabia where they are not wanted and
putting them in Iraq where they are not wanted. And yes, that
was something that Osama Bin Laden demanded but that does
not mean Our Great President is appeasing
Osama Bin Laden in any way because he isn't. Get that straight!
Besides, I am sure that if he was appeasing Osama Bin Laden
he would say so.
So that is why I am pounding
my chest as General Jay Garner, who is taking over Iraq
and complaining about Americans being told our soldiers our
shooting protestors, said. "Damn we're Americans!" he said,
we ought to say, and it is good to know that when we say that
the people in Communist Canada cannot. Nor can the people
in that enemy country formerly known as France but now called
Freedom. I am pounding my chest and jumping up and down, too,
and I don't care what other damn Americans stops and points
and laughs. I'm proud to be a chest-slapping jumping up and
down shouting American, and so should you. Amen.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who has not been
in jail even once this week, despite what you might have heard.
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