Time with Bob Boudelang
For Our Great President's War Which is Not a Failure Even
Though There Are No WMDs!!"
April 11, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
a glorious day this was for freedom-loving people who hate
the UN and peace everywhere! Last night as the flames and
smoke rose above Baghdad, it was not caused by US bombers
for a change but by happy Iraqis looting and burning themselves.
Another miracle performed by Our Great President George W.!
I hope the garsons and madams choked on their freedom fries
in the country formerly known as France but now known as Freedom
when they saw that.
I would not have been surprised if some arden patriot, infused
with the glow of patriotism for the glorious George W. had
broke a window at the Liquor Warehouse and started a fire
to toast the Iraqis and their new found freedom. What better
way to celebrate America's victory over the sinister forces
of peace, diplomacy and the UN here at home than doing what
the Iraqis did?
Now the liberated Iraqis will no longer groan under the heel
of the tyrant Saddam but instead under Ahmed Chalabi, who
has only been convicted that once of fraud,
and then only in Jordan, which doesn't count. And there is
nothing crooked about Our Great Vice President Dick Cheney's
old company Halliburton making money from Iraq oil by getting
a contract without bidding while he was still on the payroll.
That is what our soldiers fought and died for, was free enterprise
and no competition.
And yes, more than half
of our soldiers died because of mistakes and not the Iraqis,
but so what? It would be unfair to blame our Great President
for that so do not even mention it. Mistakes are mistakes
and anyone can make them. Even me and you, especially you.
And yes, there turned out to be no links between Alkaheeda
and Iraq, and yes, there turned out to be no nuclear weapons,
and yes, there turned out to be no chemical weapons, and yes,
it turned out Iraq's army was not much of a threat. But that
does not mean that the war was wrong so stop saying that.
Saddam would of gone on defying the U of N and invading countries
if he could of, so instead of complaining because the Great
George W. defied the U of N and invaded the country because
he could, we should thank God (which Al Gore would of outlawed)
that we have a strong president instead who was too elected
(if you don't count the votes) and is not an incompetent drunk.
I am sure the Iraqis know that we invaded their country and
bombed and shot them for their own good. Anyway, we did not
target civilians unless we thought we could justify it. That
is humanitaryanism of the highest form, and shows why George
W. is such a compassionate conservative.
And yes we did blow up journalists, but let's face it. Anyone
more concerned with printing the truth instead of being inbed
with us deserves what they get.
Now we can turn our attention to Syria, where Saddam must
of shipped the chemical weapons we cannot find, as Donald
Rumfilled said, so we do not have to look at things here at
home. Not that things are a disaster here at home, because
Our Great President has a plan. More tax cuts for the very
rich will continue the Bush economic miracle, which is still
the fault of a certain ex-president whose initials are Slick
Speaking of Slick Willy, yes, the FBI agent who was trying
to prove that Slick Willy was passing secrets to the Chinese
turned out to be passing secrets to the Chinese himself, and
yes, the Chinese spy turned out to be a big
wig in the Republican party, but that only goes to show
how corrupt the Clinton years were. It is time we ex-impeached
And it has good to see that the House has passed a bill so
that those brave people who make guns cannot be sued
for any reason no matter what it turns out they do. Imagine
poor gun dealers charged just because they are missing few
hundred measly guns, like the gun shop in the Beltway sniper
case. Do we want to live in tyranny like the slaves of Communist
Canada and Sweden? Or do we want to be free like the people
of Iraq, where nearly everyone
owns a gun?
What would of happened if our brave troops in Iraq did not
have guns? They would have been defenceless with only missiles
and bombs and tanks and grenades and flame-throwers to invade
with. That's what. Arrest my case!
So enclosing, let us raise a glass to Our Great President,
who did not let international law, the Pope, the leader of
his own church, the United Nations, or all those people marching
around the world protesting keep him from doing what he wanted
to do. It is time we all got down on our knees like Americans
would and cow-towned to his every little wim, whether it is
making the rich richer, or ending taxes on the wealthy. Amen.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader and has not been
hiding while Carl was out on bail which is just a lie.
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