Time with Bob Boudelang
Great President Will Have His War No Matter What Everybody
Else Says, Including Turkey, So There!!"
February 21, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Who is not steamed and mortarfied as I am by the ugly unAmerican
way millions and millions of Americans marched in the streets
last weekend? Imagine! As if they had the right to protest
Our Great President's every wim!
Fortunately, George W. Bush did not get where he is today
by noticing what was right in front of him. He said the worldwide
protest was a "focus
group," which was the same way Homely Secretary of Security
Tom Ridge says he got the bad
idea about duct tape and plastic wrap which would have
been a good idea if it had worked and people hadn't made fun
Where does someone who wasn't elected get off making a decision
about whether this nation goes to war or not? Only a mentally
defective person or somebody with some sort of substance abuse
problem would have that sort of arrogance!
Our Great President is going to plow ahead and have war with
Iraq no matter what the United Nations or the countries next
to him and France and Germany and our other enemies have to
say about it. And it has nothing to do with stealing Iraq's
oil. It is because Sodom Husane might have weapons of mass
distraction like North Korea has. But North Korea is reasonable
and can be dealt with through diplomacy, which is why Our
Great President is not talking to them.
Meanwhile after all the arguing with NATO and our enemies
Germany and France over Turkey, now the Turkeys are asking
for more money before they join in the war (which is not a
bribe so stop saying that!) What is wrong with them? Do they
not know how terrified and helpless they are?
Meanwhile, I am pleased to see that there will be a "Rally
for America" to counter those marches last weekend. It
is the idea of a guy who is like Rush Limbaugh and Michael
Savage and G. Gordon Liddy (my hero!) and Shawn Hannity and
the others on the radio, which I did not steal. As he says,
"The Rally for America is for the people that are the backbone
of this country; people who despise war but understand that
are times when we have to fight a war. Both against our enemies
aboard, and those within who look upon the regular average
American citizen as something less than decent and caring."
Once the bombs start falling, the people in Iraq will understand
how decent and caring we are. And it would have bene a good
idea for more police to break some heads to show how decent
and caring average Americans feel about anyone who would dare
to open his mouth and criticize Our Great President in public.
However it is good to see that the threat of terrorism is
not keeping Our Great Attorney Genral John "The Eagle is Sore"
Ashcroft, who is not a dangerous nut so stop saying that,
from pursuing other dangerous criminals. Just this week he
put a man in Kansas in
jail for having dirty pictures on his computer after accusing
him of having child pornography that he didn't want but that
was delivered to him any way. That would never of happened
when Janet Reno was in office.
I am sure investor confidence will come rocketing back although
it has never left now that poor Harvey Pits has finally left
as head of the S.E. & C. and has been replaced by that keen-eyed
watchdog William Donaldson, who you cannot prove had anything
to do with illegal tax shelters in the Caymans, and is only
involved in one measly little investor
So all in all we are on the right track, not that we were
ever on the wrong track. Stand up, sit down, fight, fight,
fight, as Shakespeare said. And remember, there is nothing
wrong with this country that another tax cut cannot fix, even
if Allen Greenspam says no.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who wasn't nearly
suffocated last week duct-taping Saran Wrap around his head
so stop saying that.
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