Time with Bob Boudelang
Our Great President's Economic Plan Will Fix the Economy That
Nothing Is Wrong With!"
January 10, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
so another great year starts for America, thanks to Our Great
President who was too elected and is not a drunk or a crook,
as far as you can prove. So there!
Already the bitter divide of race has been healed by George
W. who you cannot prove got Trent Lott kicked out as Senate
leader. But still he was glad to see Trent Lott resign with
honor the way Newt Gingrich did. Now blacko-Americans and
other inferior people will think that they have a president
who cares about them. And this time we will finely have Chales
Picklefinger as a judge to show that cross-burning is okay
Our new Senate leader is Senator Doctor Frisp, who only stole
a measly couple billion from Medicare and anyway the case
was settled, and not because the fix was in.
Meanwhile, the Axles of Evil continue to act up, with North
Korea threatening us and Iraq not threatening us. That is
why they are so evil - they know it is suppose to be the other
way around and yet they will not cooperate with George W.'s
crafty plan. It is almost as if North Korea wants a war and
But the time for week-need diplomacy has past, except with
North Korea, where there is going to be some. And so what
if the U of N inspectors did not find weapons in Iraq? That
only means that they are good at hiding them. It certainly
does not mean that George W. was lying when he said he had
evidence that they had weapons of mass distraction. They are
there all right, and you cannot prove Donald Rumfilled and
The Great Father of Our Great President had anything to do
with them either.
What would happen if Iraq attacked us? George W. asked the
other day. It would throw our economy into chaos, he said.
Then states would be facing large deficits, millions of Americans
would lose their jobs, and retirement funds and pension plans
would lose money. And yes, that is happening now, but thank
goodness it was not due to Sodom Husane attacking us. You
need to think of the glass as still half-full and not getting
Meanwhile, who is not excited by Our Great President's Great
Economic Stimulus Plan? Mrs. Rosenfeld, for one, who said
a very dirty word when I asked about it. But I am very excited,
although there is nothing wrong with the Bush Economic Miracle.
Any way it is all Slick Willy Klintoon's fault, two years
after he left office, which proves what a weak ineffective
president he really was.
The mantlepiece of Our Great President's plan is the end
of the tax on dividends from the stock market, which does
not only benefit the very rich despite what economists say.
It will restore confidence in the stock market which had been
lost due to people having to pay taxes and not due to George
W. and Our Great Vice President Dick Cheney and former SEC
chairmanperson Harvey Pits being corporate crooks, which you
Besides, who wants to live in a country where rich people
have to pay taxes and are treated like everybody else? Not
George W. and Our Great Vice President Dick Cheney. And it
is just a coincidence that they get back thousands
of dollars on this plan.
This is a time of crisis and excitement for the American
people, whether they want it or not. Just yesterday I was
walking around the neighborhood, and everywhere, from the
fish store to where the CheapMart use to be (and you cannot
prove that was my fault), there was ordinary Americans going
about their humdrum meaningless lives. To them, 2003 was just
pages on a colander, but to me it was something more. At last
we have the kind of a president who is not afraid to threaten
the world with nuclear bombs and who will stand up for ordinary
decent white religious hard-working people like myself. I
like to think George W. and me is a lot alike, and I hope
someday everybody else does too.
So buy us a drink so we can give a New Year Toast to Our
Great President. Long may he wave!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who is filled
with an optimism that not even dumping fish guts in the alley
can quench. Still, if anybody else in the Republican party
resigns with honor he would like to interview for the job
despite the smell. Contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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