Time with Bob Boudelang
"Bush's Trip to Europe Was Not An Embarrassing Disaster For America So Stop Saying That!"
May 31, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,with this week's rebuttal...
What a triumph this week was for Our Great President as he went to Europe and Russia! Which he was not a public embarrassment to this great country of his, so stop saying that! Yes, he did not get Germany and France to agree to attack Sodom Husane with us, but that is not a failure. Anyway, I am sure they will be laughing out of the other side of their necks over there when George W. rescues the people of Iraq from oppression by dropping bombs on them.
He met his good soul friend Pudding of Russia, who he calls Pooty-Poot, and they signed a historic treaty about not getting rid of nuclear bombs together but keeping them safe where terrorists would only be able to get their hands on them through stealing them or bribing somebody. But at least he did not get rid of the bombs, and that is the important thing to remember.
He also met with Premiere Shroder of Germany and President Shrek of France. Who was not proud of the way he stood up to that reporter who had the nerve to ask the President of France a question in French! "Very good, the guy memorizes four words, and he plays like he's intercontinental. I'm impressed. Que bueno. Now I'm literate in two languages," said Our Great President, and the entire world probably laughed with him, not at him. At least that is my theory.
George W. also met the Pope but he did not call him Popey-Ope. That is just something Mrs. Rosenfeld says to be funny, which she is not. George W. met with the Pontoon to discuss the problem the Catholic Church is having with child molesting, and I am sure he told the Pope to deny everything and question the faith of anyone who criticizes. It is what Our Great Vice President Dick Cheney would say.
Speaking of Our Great Vice President, it is a shame how LIEberals and Democraps are trying to tar and nicotine him over the problems of Halliburton. Yes, when he was president there, Halliburton reported money it was not being paid by angry customers as actual profits. But if they were really reported as losses instead, would the company have been a success? I ask you? However, no one can prove that Dick Cheney is responsible, although that is not why he is hiding. The SEC is sending out subpeenas, but fortunately Harvey Pits is in charge over there. He is a friend of Ivan Boesky and understands how misunderstandings can occur.
And once again Our Great Attorney General John Ashcroft is making the eagle sore. Now he and Robert Mueller who you cannot prove knows anything are going to reorganize the FBI so it will actually go after terrorists instead of helping them. But they are not doing it now because the cover-up fell apart, so stop saying that. However, do not think this will make us safe. As Dick Cheney and Donald Rumfilled and others have said, another terrorist attack from Alkaheeda in America is not a question of if but when, although not because they are in on it.
But that does not mean that the Bush Administration is useless, or that the statements they made saying Alkaheeda was destroyed and that Bin Laden was margarinealized were lies. Do not even think that. I think all patriotic Americans such as me can see there is absolutely no need to have a past blue ribbon investigation just because the warnings weren't followed up and the alerts are no help and the administration says it cannot protect the country.
Besides, what if we have a commission and it keeps our fighting men in Afghanistan from killing terrorist women and children or hundred-year-old terrorist villagers. What will we do then? Thank goodness we have a Homely Director of Security who is not hiding from Congress so he doesn't have to explain where the $19 billion he spent so far went. Otherwise we would have to worry about constant alerts and the threat of terrorism, as Dick Cheney says. However, thanks to Tom Ridge's color system, we can see that the entire Administration is yellow! Who does not feel more confident about public safety just looking at Tom Ridge's face?
I was so excited about the European triumph of Our Great President that I wrote another song. This one is to the tune of "Feelings." I put it up on my locker with a swell picture from the newspaper of Our Great President and Colon Powell arriving in Rome, but sad to say, as you can see some DemocRat vandalized it.
George W. Bush
You did us proud in Europe
And they were happy to see you
If you don't count the protestors
Yes they yelled at you in Parliament
But you just kept on reading
Like a bump on a log
Woh woh woh
Your friend is Pooty-Poot
Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it,
And now we have a treaty
To store away the nukes.
Secret Service Agent Brown almost caught the vandle this time, as the magic marker was still warm. I told him that it was a shame because I thought that this song was even better than last weeks song was. I can do the "Woh woh woh" part without hurting my throat as I did on "A-a-a-a-a-ah!" He laughed in encouragement.
Since I got my own e-mail account, I have really gotten into hyperspace, and I am proud to say I have gotten many fine e-mails from readers which shows I have legitimate business in the library, despite what they say.
I got an e-mail from a reader with her own website who said:
Your president will betray you. If you want to save the 2nd Amendment you had better read the truth in my historically accurate and internationally acclaimed magazine that is only on my Web site because otherwise, you will be a gonner. I have supporters of all political denominations from ultra right wing to communist because they know that I publish the truth and I will fight for our right to protect ourselves with a hand gun.
The US government has lowered the visitor counter on my site by thousands of hits in an attempt to fool people into thinking that there is not that much interest in my site. Moreover, my prototypes were stolen by the US government in an attempt to prevent this information and empowerment from reaching the world. Send the Demand pages (4) together to the Speaker of the House in the snail mail for privacy and safety. To force the Congress to impliment the Demands, boycott the states in which you don't live for vacation. If you are outside the US, boycott the whole country for vacation and any products you don't need. Tell the multinationals that you are so they will get angry and abandon Bush. Tell your whole Address Book. Boycotts require a lot of people to be successful. This one is for life itself and the beginning of peace too.
In peace and solidarity,
Honored by the International Biographical Centre, Cambridge, England
Let There Be Peace on Earth and Let It Begin With Me!
I wrote back saying:
You should be ashamed of saying that about Our Great President who cares so much about guns that he is protecting the second amendment rights of terrorists themselves.
"The right of people to bare arms shall not be in fringe" are the greatest words ever written. If the Founding Fathers had meant the second amendment to refer to state militias, they would have put something in the amendment about it. You should Thank God (which Al Gore would have banned) that we have a president who cares more for gun nuts like you and I than normal people.
Enclosing, I agree with your words, "Let There Be Peace on Earth and Let It Begin With Me!" In fact, I think anyone who disagrees should be shot dead.
Look, I have supporters all over the world who praise me up one side and down the other. Quite a few of them have forwarded my messages to thousands of people.
He's your president, not mine. I have a file as long as a street on his dishonesty. Even my friends who voted for him learned that he betrayed NRA and one of my supporters knows that Bush would take away our 2nd Amendment rights in a heartbeat if he could. That's why that ultra right wing conservative support my work.
Wake up America. The terrorists are us.
In peace and solidarity,
Which really boiled my carrot! I wrote back and said:
What kind of DemocRAT Socialist would dare to question Our Great President's loyalty on guns? Anyone who looks at him with half a mind like you and me knows that he is a person who cares more for guns and gun rights than for ordinary working people.
Why else would he keep the so-called gun show loophole open even though terrorists buy guns there. It is because he knows that the Second Amendment has nothing to do with security or a state militia. Wake up and smell the coffin.
Republican Team Leader
And she STILL wrote back and said:
I'm fully awake Bob. It's the vast majority of the American people who aren't. I get "WAKE UP AMERICA" from foreigners who see the handwriting on the wall too all the time.
You need to read your nation's accurate history that I have given to you for free. An ultra right wing conservative invited me to be on their board. Trouble is, their board wanted to do the same underhanded crap that the elite organizations are doing so I said, "thanks, but no thanks."
Then, he must have read my magazine or he understands what I am all about because I told him that there are a bunch of democrats I would like to rid ourselves of too; so, he decided to support my work. Would you like his Email address so you can converse with him to see why he supports my work? I'll be happy to give it to you.
In peace and solidarity,
This time I wrote back and said:
I do not have time to converse with every Tom, Dick and Fahey as my work at the bus terminal scraping gum off the floor keeps me pretty busy. You need to join the 99% of Americans who polls say will do whatever Our Great President wants without asking questions, as I have.
When John Patrick Henry said "Give me liberty or give me death!" he meant with guns. You know it, I know it and George W. knows it too. Wala!
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Mrs. Boudelang did not raise any fools, if you do not count Earl who is in the county home. I also got this email.
Hello, This is a nice game This game is my first work. You're the first player. I wish you would enjoy it
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And another reader writes:
Do you ever post on the FreeRepublic web site? I think it would be interesting to see how you are received over there
I thought I WAS on Free Republic. You mean I am not?
But to some up, yes there is real danger to this great country, but not because Our Great President is incompetent or drunk. That was jet lag and you cannot prove otherwise so do not even try.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who can sing like a bird. You can send him an e-mail at email@example.com
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