Time with Bob Boudelang
Ho Ho! Trent Lott Is No Racist and Anyway Who Can Deny He
December 13, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Who is not offended at the bigoted way the LIEberal running
yellow dog media lackeys are creating a phony uproar just
"because" Trent Lott said a few things to offend a handful
of blacko-Americans? I mean, really, does everything have
to not offend the rabid tiny pro-integration crowd and their
What is terrible is that it has managed to overslobber all
the good news coming from Our Great President and his great
Administration which is not a dismal failure in every way.
example, George W. has selected the famous and successful
business personnel John Snow to be our new Treasury Secretary.
Snow replaces Paul O'Neill who was fired but not because the
economy is a disaster so stop saying that. I was so excited
by this that I could hardly keep from telling everyone. I
even put up a picture of the ceremony where he was named on
the wall at the Fish Store, and Mr. Rabinowitz wrote on it
"The eyes are the mirror to the soul." When I asked him to
explain he told me to take out the fish guts, which is how
I got these new scratches from the cats.
Snow made $50 million while his company did not do well,
and I do not know how much more successful an executive you
can be than that. And yes, he nearly sank the railroad with
the debt he ran up, but that will be good practice for Our
Great President's budget.
And despite what Mrs. Rosenfeld says, Snow does not look
like the Creature From the Black Lagoon. I do not know where
she gets these ideas sometimes!
Our Great President also named William Donaldson instead
of me as Security Exchange Conspirator to replace Harvey Pits
who was fired but not because the economy is a disaster, no
matter what you say. He is a good choice since who knows more
about corporate fraud from the inside than him, being part
of one and all? He will do a good job keeping the Harken
and Halliburton files away from people and reporters.
George W. also fired his economic advisor Lawrence Lindsey
but not because the economy is a disaster, which you cannot
prove so do not try and any way it is Clinton's fault. He
has not replaced him yet but I hope it will be me or Ken Lay.
Kenny-boy knows all about economics and is already familiar
with the ins and outs at the White House, having been in for
many months until Enron hit the headlines and he had to go
out. Still now everyone has forgotten about that except a
few soreheads in California. Cut some wine to go with that
I have no background in economic matters but I will be a
loyal supporter of Our Great President and I am sick of the
smell of fish, which will go away in a week or two. Also George
W. has two dogs, which will keep away those cats.
Speaking of dogs, who was not surprised and delighted to
see Our Great First Lady Laura Bush, who only killed that
one ex-boyfriend, in the news, and not talking about her daughters
drinking either. She is honoring Our Great Pets of Our Great
Presidents in the White House this year, and even though only
important people are allowed to see it, and not the scum of
the earth like you and me, it is still heart-worming.
And yes, Laura Bush did not honor the Klintoon's pets in
the White House, but that is not because she is a petty bitch,
no matter what Mrs. Rosenfeld says.
Meanwhile a judge that George W. had named threw out the
lawsuit against Dick Cheney but not because the fix was in.
He said there was no president about Congress suing the White
House to find out who they met with behind closed doors while
there was alleged price-gouging that some of those people
have allegedly pled guilty to, and an energy crisis going
on, which might come back again now that the DemocRATS do
not control the Senate.
It is important, especially now that Emeril Poindexter (who
was only convicted that once) is looking at everybody's in
the country's secrets, that the White House not be distracted
by having to explain what they talked about when they secretly
met with Ken Lay. Otherwise it will be like the terrorists
have won, and not because Our Great President is in cahoots
with Osama and the anthrax killer.
Speaking of Osama and the anthrax killer, which no one is
so stop fussing about that, what better proof could their
be of how devious and dangerous to us Sodom Husane is than
him turning in the report on his weapons of mass distraction
on time before the deadline. Worse yet, it was 1,300 pages
long because he had the ordasity to tell who sold him weapons
and when and how they were destroyed! Fortunately, Our Great
President had the presents of mind to take
the report and censor
it, so the rest of the U of N could not see it.
For a moment it looked like that other hotbed of Muslin fanatacism
from the Axle of Evil, North Korea was selling
Scud missiles to Iraq, but they were not. North Korea was
selling missiles to Yemen and so Our Great President let them
go ahead and do it. I blame the Spaniels for the mess, which
shows they should stay in Spain where the belong.
It is time we put our foot down and stopped pretending that
Iraq is not a menace just because neighboring countries say
it is not and the weapons inspectors say it has no weapons
and we are patrolling the skies above that country nonstop.
Rome was not burnt in a day, after all. How is the American
public going to learn what a Great Wartime President George
W. Bush is, if he cannot find an excuse to have a war he can
win easily? Do you want to have a war with Pakistan or Saudi
Arabia instead, where there might be problems?
And who was not excited to know that an aircraft carrier
will be named after The Great Father Of Our Great President!
And it will not be called the One Terminator, either, but
the George H. W. Bush. This is a great honor, and it shows
no one can actually prove that George W.'s father was a coward
when he panicked and jumped out of his plane leaving others
to die in World War 2.
The Air Force will also name a cargo plane after Strom Thurmond
as well, and put seats in the back for the black pilots.
Which leads us back to this brew-ha-ha just because Trent
Lott wanted to honor a man who fought against black people
all his life.
Strom Thurmond fought all his life to keep blacko-Americans
out of decent people's neighborhoods and jobs and schools
and voting places and so has Trent Lott. What's more, everyone
knows it too. Who can deny we would not have heard the complaints
about Republicans trying to keep black people from voting
in the last election if they could not vote in the first place?
That is the sort of problems Trent Thurmond could have prevented
and which Strom Lott meant, and yet the newspapers and TV
do not mention that!
Why even Jesse Helms says
Trent Lott's remarks are not racist? Now who would know better
than Jesse Helms?
Even Our Great President was forced to knuckle under to these
PC tyrants. "Any suggestion that a segregated past was acceptable
or positive is offensive and it is wrong," George W. Bush
said, even though he had just stood there and grinned when
Trent Lott said it.
Let me ask you this. How come no one was offended when Slick
Willy Clinton honored William Fulbright? Conservative black
people who never make a fuss like Concertina Rice and Colon
Powell would have been just as offended by that if someone
had told them to be, even if they never mentioned it until
now. Yes, Slick Willy did not say he wished that Fulbright's
racism had prevailed, and yes, he mentioned that it was wrong,
but that is what makes Klintoon so sinister. It is time for
Dan Burton to get to the bottom of that!
And what about Robert Byrd. Who used to be in the Ku Klux
Klan. Yes he denounced the group years ago, and now civil
rights groups say he works hard for civil rights, but look
at the sort of person who belongs to those groups? If you
Robert Byrd to Strom Lott or Trent Thurmond, you would find
out the truth.
People at the CheapMart store would know the truth too, if
they had come to sit on Santa's lap, but very few kids wanted
to, and those that did wanted to yammer about what toys they
wanted instead of listening to the truth about Our Great President
and the turnaround he has caused in This Great Country of
his. Skip, the night manager at the CheapMart, says that it
is because no-one wants to see a Santa who is all scratched
up and smells like fish angrily mumbling to himself, but his
mind has been corrupted by LIEberal college professors and
he is just bitter because he cannot find a better job.
I will work on him, perhaps with a positive attitude like
mine, he will. In the meantime perhaps he will let me borrow
a gun from the Sporting Goods department in case of shoplifters
or an attack by Alkaheeda terrorists. We can only hope.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who would rather
have eight tiny reindeer than these damn cats, which some
of them are in heat. You can send him your Xmas wishes at
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