Time with Bob Boudelang
The Canadian Premeer Has Said Out Loud Our Great President
Is Not A Moron! "
November 22, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
all those who said that Our Great President was a disaster
when dealing with other countries have to be pretty embarrassed
this morning! The Canadian Premeer, whoever he is, has held
a press conference just to point out that George W. Bush is
not a moron!
You will notice that nobody ever held a press conference
to point out that Slick Willy Klintoon was not a moron. Arrest
In fact, as far as I know, no U.S. president has ever had
to have the head of another foreign country make a special
announcement to tell the world he is not a moron. Not even
Our Greatest Of All Presidents President Ronald the Gypper
Reagan. Although I am sure many people thought that then.
It is an all time record that will go with all the other all
time records and accomplishments in George W. Bush's golden
book of silver memories. Just think of them all!
You will notice that this is the third time he has been singled
out for praise by overseas leaders, like when the Japanese
leader pointed out George W. was not really an asshole
like the foreign minister said, or the German leader pointed
out Our Great President was not really just like Hitler
like the justice minister said.
Everybody knows this kind of honor would never of happened
if Al Bore had been picked by his dad's friends on the Supreme
Court, and that proves votes should NOT be counted after all.
It is too bad that not all Canadistas do not share that feeling.
The Canadian defense minister had the nerve to tell Our Great
President to mind his own business
and stop telling Canada to spend more for defense, which George
W. was doing that had nothing to do with Our Great Father
of the President now being in the defense business (although
you cannot prove that the Bin Ladens are his partners anymore,
since for all you know they quit the business. So there.).
Well, Canada will be laughing out of the other side of its
neck when Sodom Husane's fanatical troops come marching in
their mukluks into Saskatoon and Ottawa. And it will be too
It goes to show that maybe William F. Buckley and his writers
had the right idea and that we should blow
up Toronto ourselves, so they can see what homicidal madmen
are capable of first hand. Then they would buy more armaments
and go to war, and there would be peace at last.
Sadly, all this does not stop the carping and criticizing
of carps and critics here at home, such as the running yellow
dog media lackeys of the liberal press. Just the other day,
the Chicago Tribune had the nerve to run an actual picture
of Our Great President posing with the chairman of the irrelevant
U of N!
What is worse, they had the nerve to run the picture real
big on their front page! Even the paper's conservative columnist
said George W. looked like "an
idiot and a clown, unsuited to the presidency."
It is a dark day for America when newspapers can run pictures
of the President unabaded.
Fortunately, there is a new night beginning in America and
its name is the Homely Department of Security. And thanks
to the defeat of Democrap obstructionarilism, we will be able
to go to sleep at night knowing that our safety is being guarded
by people who are not burdened with union benefits and who
can be replaced by someone else any minute at the slightest
whim of George W.
Who can doubt that the great man who hired John "The Eagle
is Sore"Ashcroft, and Harvey Pits, and Homely Director of
Security Tom Ridge, and Janet Renchquist and Emeril Poindexter
will not pick great personnel?
And yes, so what if the drug companies gave Our Great President
and the other Great Republicans $30 million? Would you have
felt secure knowing that parents could haul a drug company
into court and terrorize them with vicious trial lawyers just
because the drug company made their kids autistic? Neither
would I! We all must make sacrifices to keep this country
safe and free from taxes on rich people's inheritiances and
And what a disgrace that some people (and you know just who
they are, too) are making a fuss over Emeril Poindexter keeping
secret files on everybody in the United States just because
he sold arms secretly to Iran and took the money and gave
it to terrorists in Central America who ran drugs back to
the U.S. with his help and was convicted of five counts of
lying to Congress.
Anybody can make mistakes! What happened to that tolerance
LIEberals are supposed to have? It shows what bigoted hippocrits
DemocRATS and moderates really are. Fortunately there is always
room in the GOP's big circus tent for people convicted of
felonies, especially if they can get a judge to throw it out,
which does not mean the fix was in either. Get that straight!
Meanwhile the Socialists and Moderates continue spreading
their gloomy message of tolerance and progress even though
everyone in the country told them to go away (if you do not
count the 60% of Americans who did not vote and about half
of those who voted - and who does?).
Look at the enviro-whackos and their hysteria and alarm over
that oil tanker sinking, which was not even in this country!
As Rush Limbaugh said (on the radio that you cannot prove
I stole from Mrs. Johnson because it only looks like hers)
why did these same people not make a fuss like that over all
the oil leaking from the Titanic when it was attacked by that
iceberg? Of course, as even Rush admitted, the Titanic did
not have any oil, but it is the same principle, and still
you did not hear today's tree huggers and extremist health
freaks moaning about a deadly coal spill in 1912. It goes
It was another inciteful remark by Rush. No wonder Tom Dasshole
was so alarmed to see his lies and obstructionalism pointed
out by great journalists like him and Bob Grant and Michael
Savage. You would think the death threats and the anthrax
letter would have warned him to keep quiet but still he spoke
Enclosing let me point to yet another piece of evidence of
the Bush economic miracle. This year's White House Xmas tree
will have the White House pets on it. Not the actual pets
but teeny tiny ornaments that look like the pets. It is the
idea of Our Great First Lady Laura Bush (who only killed that
one ex-boyfriend and you cannot prove it was murder). Workers
have been toiling to make these since July.
That is taxpayer money well-spent instead of being wasted
benefits or education.
Hats off to the Bushes and God (which Al Gore would of outlawed)
help us every one!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who is getting used
to that fish smell but is eager to start work on homely security
just the same, where the cats that follow him might even help
somehow. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org
(no heavy lifting).
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