Time with Bob Boudelang
Great President Promised Osama Would Be Dead or Alive
And Now He Is! "
November 15, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
is not proud of the way that Our Great President has ignored
Osama Bin Laden all these months? Even the news that Osama
Bin Laden is alive and has put out a new tape recording has
not made George W. Bush do anything.
Our Great President has kept his eyes firmly fixated on not
appeasing Sodom Husane instead of wasting time on someone
who has been margarine-alized as Osama and his Alkaheeda have
Fortunately we have people like our Great Attorney General
John "The Eagle is Sore" Ashcroft, who is not a dangerous
nut, working on the case, so that when Osama said, "Just like
you kill us, we will kill you," they will analyze the tape
to find out what he really means. "What might be signaled
in the wording of the tape?" Our Great Attorney General wondered
out loud the other day, and that does not mean he is an idiot
And yes the terrorist "chatter" is at the same high level
that it was before September 11. But that does not mean that
Our Great President was lying when he said that they struck
without warning. What it means is that when he does not do
anything again and they strike this time, we will have to
redouble our efforts to blame Slick Willy Klintoon for it.
Besides, we now have the fine color warning system that our
Great Homely Director of Security Tom Ridge, who has not got
fired yet, drew up, so that when it is too late to say "Red
Alert," we will know it was a Red Alert we should have had
and not a Chartroose or Lavender Alert. Now are you not glad
that no-one asked Homely Director Ridge where the $38 billion
he spent went?
And you cannot prove that Osama released this tape after
the elections because he and Our Great President are in cahoots.
So do not even try, and do not bring up the Bushes and Bin
Ladens working together, since hardly anyone knows or cares.
And that is why there is no reason to have a public hearing
into September 11, as it is all blood over the damn.
Meanwhile it is good to see that George W. is not falling
for the latest sinister plot by Saddam to allow weapons inspectors
in and is going ahead with his plan to have a war with Iraqand
take away all the oil. And yes, the U.S. Bishops said the
war was immoral, but what do you expect from people who are
Fortunately, responsible religious leaders like Jack Van
Impe know that George W. starting a war with Iraq will bring
about the end of the world that was prophesied in the Bible.
We can all look forward to that!
It would be a shame if we were "distracted" from that happy
day by some phony scandal like the one about Janet Renchquist,
the daughter of our Great Chief Justice Renchquist who you
cannot prove got her job as a payoff for Our Great President
being appointed. Yes, Janet fired 19 senior executives who
were rooting out fraud and kept a gun in her office, but what
is crazy or crooked about that? And yes, she held back the
audit of the Florida pension plan which lost $300 million
on Enron until after Our Great Brother of the President was
re-elected, but do people not realize that might have caused
problems? I mean, really!
It is scary to think that some people are suspicious of our
fine Republican Party officials just because some voting machines
in New Jersey would not let people vote for DemocRats, or
some voting machines in Texas accidentally said the Republican
who should of won did instead of the Democrap who should not
of won, or three Republican candidates in the same local election
each won by exactly 18,181 votes. I guess it is the Gassy
Noel society at work.
Enclosing let me just point out the great plan by some right
wing intellectuals to attack Canada so they will stop embarassing
our great country by being peaceful and having their own ideas
and working with the United Nations. After all how will they
ever know they have enemies if we do not blow them up?
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who wouldn't smell
like that except for the fish. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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