Time with Bob Boudelang
DemocRATS' Politics of Personal Destruction Is How I Got This
November 8, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
at last all America has joined in and knuckled under to the
demands of Our Great President and abolished LIEberals and
Moderates forever. The people have spoken with one voice,
or at least a little over half of the 40% who voted did, and
they have said "Give us more George W. and those great Republicans
like Trent Lott and John 'The Eagle Is Sore' Ashcroft (who
is not a dangerous nut)."
Now at last we can abolish Socialist Security, give rich
people more money, bomb Iraq and take their oil, and do all
the other things George W. Bush sees in his vision of this
admnistration that will last 1,000 years. Hail to Our Great
Already I am happy to say that a fine big contract
has been given to WorldCom, which has been such a strong supporter
of the Republicans and Our Great President. Their president
is a born-again Christian and so I am sure he is very sorry
about defrauding all those investors. After all, it is only
Meanwhile Our Great Vice President Dick Cheney is still being
prosecuted by the courts over his Energy Task Force and now
there is a criminal
referral. I think this shows us all why we need the sort of
judges George W. Bush wants who will overlook the law when
it interferes with cross burning and secret meetings and use
common sense instead.
I am proud to say I got this black eye helping out on election
day. I had not registered to vote so I thought the best thing
to do was to try to intimidate black voters the way the other
Republican Team Leaders were doing in Florida,
and other states.
I got my friend Kenny from the Free White Organization of
God to help. He had quit the FWOG in a snit and became the
Ku Klux Klan instead although everybody knows who it is under
the sheet due to the wheezing. But I think he was lonely,
as he agreed to right away this time.
I must admit I asked him because I knew he had a gun and
the Gestapo-like police state of tyranny had confiscated mine
after Mr. Padnavatham's nephew Arjay borrowed them and shot
out the streetlights with his friends. Unfortunately, Kennyıs
mom had taken it away from him after he accidentally shot
her tropical fish tank, although a little duck tape fixed
the holes, and he did not know where she hid it.
It was not so much that I was afraid to go by myself, as
I am a man who faced up to the tyrants of Grenada with Our
Great Former President Ronald Reagan and was shot in the ass
by friendly fire (me not Our Great Former President Ronald
Rather it was (by the way, I did not mean that I shot Our
Great Former President Ronald Reagan in the ass by friendly
fire, but that it was me who got shot, and not by Our Great
Former President Ronald Reagan but by Corporal Rugazzi, and
I was not running away no matter what he says. I hope this
clears that up.) that Kennyıs mom has a car.
However, Kennyıs mom is still angry at me for a misunderstanding
at the Red Bear Lounge where I am too aloud in but choose
not to go. So she would not give us a ride, no matter how
much Kenny asked, and I do not think he was whining.
My friend Secret Service Agent Brown has a car, and at first
I thought he would give us a ride, but when he found out we
were not going near any actual candidates, he remembered he
had to keep an eye on Mrs. Rosenfeld, who was playing "I look
at life from boat sides now" and other leftist protest songs
on the hi-fi. That is the kind of dedicated agent he is and
I am proud that he is my friend and follows me around when
he is not behind closed doors with Mrs. Rosenfeld.
So we had to take the bus on election day. I had my Confederate
flag with me and a sign that said "Register Voters Not Guns!"
I gave Kenny a sign that said "Black People: Do Not Try to
Right away there was trouble. The bus driver did not believe
Kenny was a student, which is vicious age-ism at work, and
made him pay full fare. I was disappointed Kenny did not wear
his white sheet and said so, and Kenny kept saying "Shush"
especially when we got more into the city and there were more
black people on the bus.
"You should of at least wore the pointy hood" I said, but
he kind of moaned for some reason. He had folded his sign
in half by then so no one could see it, and I was very put
out. "Are you not proud of our white heritage?" I demanded
and he got up and pulled the cord.
Well, he had made a mistake as we were not near the polling
place but by some pool hall. However, there were Democrats
loitering outside there, as I could tell by their color, and
they were some surprised and impressed to see a Republican
team leader up close. I could tell by the way they muttered.
The Democrats were taking them for granite, but here I was,
right there with the homos in the hood, as they say.
At that moment Kenny started to run and so I did too. You
will be as disgusted as me to hear that they tore up my Confederate
flag, which I had had since my vacation years ago to Lester
Maddox's boyhood home, and gave me this black eye, but I got
away, unlike Kenny who could not run very fast due to the
asthma and his hammer toes. It was the politics of personal
destruction, and not from us Republicans, and I hope all you
LIEberal Socialist Democraps are ashamed!
Still "the blood of patriot guns cries out for liberty" as
I often told Kenny when we were on FWOG patrol and not just
hanging out in the woods getting drunk and playing with guns.
And I am sure he got home all right, even if he had to pay
full fare. We Republicans are a hardy lot and put up quite
a fight, whether it is George W. Bush serving in the National
Guard (where you cannot prove he was AWOL) or Dick Cheney
keeping his secret meeting secret although there was nothing
underhanded going on, or Trent Lott running out when he was
being booed by leftists, or me retreating away with dignity,
or Kenny wheezing and crying in the street. And don't you
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who can be reached
and Kenny is a grown man. Whatever happened to personal responsibility
in this country?
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