Time with Bob Boudelang
Week of Triumphs For Our Great President If You Don't Count
the Shootings, the Economy or the North Koreans!"
October 18, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
a triumphant and great week it was for Our Great President
who is working miracles bringing this country back to what
it once was if you don't count the sniper and the economy
and some other things that only the moderates and the LIEberals
and the tree huggers and the gays and the blacks and the femiNazis
and the Hispanish and the Orientals and the gun-grabbers and
the union sympathizers and the human rights mongers and the
public school pimps and the atheists and the Jewish leftists
and the appeasers and the sixties values crowd and the rest
of that tiny minority care about.
And yes, the Maryland sniper is still at large and there
are new snipers in New York and Ohio, but that does not mean
our Homely Director of Security Tom Ridge, who has not got
fired yet, is a complete failure, or that Congress should
ask what happened to the $38 billion he spent. That is just
blood under the damn, like the anthrax killer we have all
forgotten about, and we should let bygones be bygones and
concentrate on what is really important: how Bill Clinton
is responsible for all the problems we have now. After all,
who is ex-president? I ask you?
After all, even the head of the CIA says Alkaheeda will strike
at home again, and not because George W. and Osama are in
cahoots and trying to arrange something for the election,
so do not even say that. Which does not mean Our Great President
was a liar when he said they were margarine-alized and no
the run. After all, he did not say they were not running toward
But instead, the leftist running dog lackey yellow lickspittle
hysterical media keeps harping on guns as if they are the
reason the sniper is able to shoot people. Really! Do they
not realize that if guns were registered the jackbooted thugs
would even now have been breaking down the door and found
him hiding in the closet like little Eennie-o in Miami?
Do we want to live in that kind of country? Or do we want
to live in the country Our Great President and Our Great Attorney
General John Ashcroft (who is not a dangerous nut) want to
have, where we are just waiting for somebody who knows the
guy or someone like him to turn him in via an enonimus telephone
tip? That is the American way, all right.
What is worse is the fear that this could cause a "do something"
Congress to actually take action and create a ballistic database.
This could lead to the horror of gun control like they have
in communist Australia or red Canada. Fortunately George W.
is going to only have a study which he can forget about. That
is real action, Republican-style!
But America is still beset by enemies of freedom like the
Demoncrats, who underhandedly voted to give George authority
to go to war in Iraq instead of being unpatriotic in public.
Do they not realize there is an election coming up? How will
Americans do the right thing and elect Republicans if the
DemocRats do not cooperate? Is that the spirit of togetherness?
No, it is Democrats being divisive by acting reasonable.
That is why the war with Iraq has gone to the back burner
while George W. has gone to raise money for the Great Brother
of the President, Jeb
To make matters worse, now we have that other hotbed of radical
Muslinism, North Korea, announcing that it has nuclear weapons
just a few months after Our Great President gave them money
for a nuclear program and pulled out arms inspectors. Fortunately
that was in April and nobody cared then. Of course now it
shows the failure of Bill Clinton again.
Still things are looking up from sea to shiny sea if you
don't count California, Illinois and New Jersey and the other
states where democrats will win.
Plus I have a new job at Mr. Rabinowitz's Fish Market, proof
positive of the Bush economic miracle and not just because
he is Mrs. Rosenfeld's cousin and her son makes me work there
to catch up with the rent so stop saying that. Anyway, he
is not so tough and I would tell him so if not for my bad
You would think someone would care about a wounded veteran
who helped The Great Ronald Reagan protect America from the
Tyrants of Grenada by catching a round in the ass from friendly
fire but no! Instead I am being forced to put ice on the fish
and put the fish guts in the dumpster out back and fight off
the alley cats while I do so.
What is worst is that when I go out into the alley to not
goof off and drink but to meditate on the Greatness of Modern
Conservative Thought, the cats attack me because I smell like
fish, so I have to stay in the store where we cannot listen
to Rush Limbaugh on the radio but have to hear violin music
But still I will carry on. The blood of patriot guns cries
out for freedom, as Thomas Jefferson should have said, and
no amount of cats can stop me. Not even the big mean yellow
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader, and who would not
be surprised if that scratch is getting infected. He can be
reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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