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Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert!
Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert!'"
September 27, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Who is not relieved to hear that Our Great President George
W. Bush has downloaded from Orange Alert! to Yellow Alert!?
Well, not Mr. Munchino at the barbershop, who refused to let
me put up a yellow flag to let everyone know it was safe for
his customers to go back to their humdrum meaningless lives.
As a result I had to wear the yellow woman's scarf that signifies
Yellow Alert! (which I did too pay for even if I do not have
the receipt) just as I did at the bus station, although I
got called names by the guys who hang around listening to
the race results and telling dirty jokes at the barbershop.
Still the tree of liberty is watered with the blood of patriot
guns, as Thomas Jefferson should of said.
And Mrs. Rosenfeld just snickered when I told her.
But I was glad to hear that the Orange Alert! that had been
called by Our Great Attorney General to warn that Alkaheeda
was about to attack America in Indonesia or Malaysia was no
longer in force, and not because the Alkaheeda actually did
set off a car
bomb in Indonesia anyway.
So now we are back to Yellow Alert! and we should only panic
a little. Something may happen sometime somewhere, but at
least we will know that Our Great President has warned us
in advance and is not covering up warnings, not that he was
doing that before, no matter what the stories in the newspaper
This ought to be the time when we rise up and follow Our
Great President's swell new doctrine of striking first wherever
we feel like it. Today Iraq, Tomorrow the World! But instead,
we have the DemocRATS quibbling and asking questions instead
of falling into line.
Al Bore even had the nerve to openly question our swell new
war against Sodom Husane by saying we should go after Osama
Bin Laden first. Does he not know that George W. has said
Osama has been margerinalized and that nobody cares any more
where he is? It is almost as silly as pretending that anyone
cares about the anthrax terrorist anymore. Those two are long
forgotten and they should stay that way.
Really. Al Bore must think that just because he got half
a million more votes than our Great President did, people
care what he thinks. Well, they don't. So there.
And then Tom Dasshole had the nerve to demand a public apology
from George W. just because Our Great President courageously
pointed out that Democraps care nothing for public safety
and the defense of this great land of his.
If they did they would let George W. have the Homeland Security
Department he used to be against but now is for, without rights
or benefits for the people who work in it. And they would
get down on their knees and let George W have his war with
Iraq instead of asking for evidence or asking what we will
do after we push Sodom out. Like George knows or cares. He
doesn't and neither do we.
As Our Great President says "We will speak with one voice
soon." And then we will not be saying "NO" like we are now.
Meanwhile it was sad to note that Strom Thurmond made what
might be his last speech as a Senator proving that he was
not dead yet, and it was touching to see that the newspapers
did not mention how he smelled. He has been a great Senator
ever since he showed how Harry Truman was a communist agent
for integrating the armed forces.
The other day, Our Great President said, "People say, how
can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil?
You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's
house and say I love you."
Well, I thought that was a good idea and decided to put it
in action. But the only shut-in I know of in this neighborhood
is Old Mrs. Henderson, and when I went to tell her I loved
her she raised holy hell and accused me of breaking in and
stealing her radio (which I was only looking at). All I can
say is that it is a good thing she does not know my name or
where my trailer is. And the police came and warned me about
approaching children. So I guess there is a lot more work
to do before we get to George Bush's America, but we will
keep fighting on. Amen!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader and it just looks
like the radio that old crazy woman had, honest. You
can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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